REPLY IN THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET A BELOVED CUTE GIRLFRIEND THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!
>SINGLE post rolls give you 2 days of NoFap™ + NoPorn + ColdShowerEachDay™. (this add up each time if you keep re-rolling!) >DUBS will grant you a Cute Girlfriend that will show up at your door step in the next morning. >TRIPS will never get you a Girlfriend and you will die all alone. >QUADS you become a girl yourself in next life.
>XXXXXXX69 post ending will get you a very wild and kinky Girlfriend that love to swallow. >XXXXXX404 post ending will grant you the Girlfriend from OP pic.
Fuck you OP I don't want a fucking cute girlfriend anymore I finally realized that those dipshit elementary kids had it right Girls are lame and gross, and they have cooties I'm going gay fuck this shit
Jeremiah Turner
ok
Nathan Thomas
Go go trips
Oliver Morgan
what have i got to lose?
Evan Clark
roll this shit
Brandon Hughes
Need another face shot to see if worth roll, op dopy
Levi Rivera
aylmao
Elijah Cook
>the one guy that didn't want a girlfriend got one
Anthony Jackson
rollin'
Logan Reyes
Rollerino
Ian Walker
I've been single for far too long
Jacob Hernandez
4 days of shit on my way
Isaac Scott
foolish mortals. I have ascended beyond the petty desires of the flesh, and whores mean nothing to me. Only by abandoning the desires of your feeble mind will you ever know true power.
Brody Myers
sshhheeeiiiitttt
Brody Moore
Roll
Aaron Peterson
Let us add more days to my sentence! Your petty trial of wills mean nothing to me.