I'm jerking off in my gf's appartement. Where do I cum? Come with ideas /b

I'm jerking off in my gf's appartement. Where do I cum? Come with ideas /b

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In the milk jug/carton.

In her favorite pair of panties. It'll show her you love her.

Won't that spoil then?

her pearl necklace

But I cum buckets. Can't exactly put it back after. Would be awesome to know she's wearing dried up cum panties

Why the necklace ?

cum in her mouth you fucking tard

No, kept in the fridge it should be fine. If it does though.... so what?

>not getting the reference
how young are you user?

cum in a container and spread cum in multiple panties, on toothbrush, in skin creams etc.
Don't forget to post pictures.

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

This. And also some in the milk.

in her dog

I'm 24

That's an awesome idea. Let's see if others beat it

Is that bed in the floor?

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>pearl necklace ... euphemism for cumming on her neck/collar
if she had a real pearl necklace it would be your little inside joke

Pretty much, ish

is there mayo in the fridge?

does she like ranch?

contact lenses case if applies

Aah alright. But she's not here now, which makes me have loads of options to leave my load in

does she own a pearl necklace? are you thick?

She usually makes dressings, but I eat those too

No and yeah

what about yogurt?

On her pillow

her toothbrush

does she use those tooth whitening tray things?

Just went and checked. There's none

Good ideas! Any more?

is there an open package of crackers, cereal, etc?

Nope

Cum in her shoes

Cum on her cat.

Cum under a carpet?

Inside another man's asshole

EVERY LIGHTSWITCH

She doesn't eat much, she's got nothing but butter jam and dressing

Maybe in her makeup? Or moisterizer?

bread? make sure you don't eat a sandwich until after you see her eating one

in her headphones

Keep it going guys. Fire all your ideas

hair gel

Cum in her mouthwash?

She ran out of that too. She's a fucking idiot when it comes to food

Won't that show? Mouthwash is clear stuff

Cum on the toilet seat?

how can you trick her into eating your cum if she doesn't keep any food. fuck this is frustrating

buy dinner for when she gets back
>cum in it

The back of her tv

in the middle of the floor

No idea user

get some crab and cream cheese won-tons delivered

kek

As I said, she's an idiot

Cum all over her hangers

cum on the ceiling, see how long it takes her to question it.

Cum on the roof.

in the very center of her shower puff

I came on my ex's pillow once
Do it to test ur gf OP if she's a whore or not
Cum on pillow & see if she notices
If she immediately identifies it then she's swallowed a lot in her past & she's a fan of being cummed on

That was my experience with my ex tho

Shampoo, or more like in her conditioner so she will use it to great extent on her hair , possibly that shewont even wash it off :)
Inside of her bras
Toothpaste or toothbrush
Socks
Inside jeans,
Sweets she only eats, ets

>Inside jeans,
DO IT IN THE LITTLE CHANGE POCKET!!

Cum on the landlord

that pocket is for the pocket watch, user

I had no clue what the small pocket was for, I didn't think I'd find that out in this kind of a thread

also this

I might go for spreading it on her toothbrush and conditioner. I don't want to sleep in my own goop juice so pillow is a no-go. But I'm not cumming yet. More ideas are welcome

an old throwback, i'll admit. i keep my pocketknife there nowadays. i've never seen a functional pocket watch

I usually leave the kids in my girls dirty panties

jizz in the fan while it is on the highest speed.

Cum in her boyfriend!

to small for a decent watch and in a bad spot to sit with one in it

besides that goes in the vest

I do too but since she's not home yet I can cum wherever i want to

12/10

cum on her favorite shirt and hang it back up

Can't, dick not long enough

my friend jizzed in his ex's freezer once lol

i like this better than mine

Haha

Too bad she won't eat it if I do

rolling for this

Keep the ideas coming guys. Everything is an option

Oh.

Oh...

user, you may want to sit down.

nah but itll be frozen there long past your guys' relationship lol

Wut?

My girl uses stridex pads to clean her face before she goes to bed & also makeup wipes at the end of the day. If she got those do it!

She's a no make up girl sadly.

Thinking about this is actually fuckin comedy

cum in her oven.

Hmm. Never seen burnt cum before

>sadly
lots of anons would kill for that

I'm sorry OP, you're the side bitch.

or smelt it...

True, but it gets ugly sometimes. Especially when she's tired. Surprise handjobs make up for it though

Then id bust in her bra

Nah she craves my dick. Not sure if she actually has a side bitch though

...

I'm doubting between bra or the pocket of her shorts she usually puts her phone in

Cum in her socks

does she have facial cream? you could cum in that, and mix it up

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