/DCG/ Dallas Cowboys General: Haters BTFO edition

THE SHITPOSTING IS JUST GETTING STARTED

Cowboys became the first team to have a rookie QB and a rookie RB selected to the Pro Bowl
>b-b-but muh O-Line babbies!
yeah you're right, let's go ahead and pick three of their offensive linemen too
not that it matters, since obviously their all going to the Super Bowl anyway

>heh, Cowboys can't even beat the Giants!
Looks like we don't have to. Besides, Giants can't beat anybody without their ILLEGAL technology

>But Cowboys are going to lose to the Lions this weekend!!! Muh Stafford 4th quarter comebacks!
who the fuck cares? Cowboys are #1 seed and nothing can change that

>But the Eagles are going to beat the Cowboys in the last week!
who the fuck cares? Cowboys are #1 seed, Eagles have a losing record, and nothing can change that

>cowgirls

>cowMEN
FTFY senpai

>But romo is coming back to choke in the playoffs again then get traded to the browns for a mid round draft pick

Check your facts dipshit the last time a team had a rookie qb/rb pro bowl selects the same year was 1970, this is not the first time. As usual bowelboys fans are retarded

first rookies since the merger, whatever. Only post-merger NFL really counts anyway

Cowboys to the Owl confirmed!

Let's go cowboys

>Dak Memescott is a good QB and not a checkdown oline babby

K E K
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Kill yourself

>being this jelly

>having Alex smith 2.0
>good

Well the Chiefs are doing pretty good this year.
Also Alex Smith only had one season above 100 passer rating.
Also most of his early seasons he just sucked and wasn't anywhere near where Dak is
Also Alex Smith averages 1 rushing TD per season, while Dak is averaging almost 1 every two games

Why are you setting yourself up for humiliation if you lose in the Playoffs?

From a NY Rangers fan this is a very dangerous road

Don't need to win next 2 games

Get playoff bye

Home field advantage

Play every playoff game in Texas including the owl

Waiting.

Anyone else legit believe the cowboys are fixing to win the owl?

>inb4 patriots
They won't even make it there

>Why are you setting yourself up for humiliation if you lose in the Playoffs?
>if you lose in the Playoffs?
>if
>Implying the Cowboys aren't destined to win the Super Bowl

>Cowboys make it to the owl
>Texans meme their way in
>All Texas Super Bowl in Texas

The cowboys haven't even been to a championship game in 20 years, the pats have been every year since 2011

>Cowboys unironically think dak is an "elite" qb

Kek

KEK

So do >we even care about any of the games this weekend?