Waifu claiming thread:Happy birthday Umi!
Previously on waifu:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have a good one Umi!
Still here
Filthy early bake
Hold on
Not really, no
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Hol up
Suck my smug
Claimed~
Claiming best girl.
Shocker there. Any plans for the day?
When are we gonna make sweet love again?
Well hello there mystery claimer
I wish it was my birthday today...
Just got this pic today, still need to rename it.
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Who did you claim before?
It depends, how often will we vidya?
Is only suck the smug of someone who doesn't early bake
Nope, none at all. Also shocking, I'm sure
Imma do stuff with friends now since the semester is over
I didn't have that one. I like it!
Every weekend sounds good to me.
You're really blowing my mind today. Wanna play some Killing Floor 2 later?
What a normie
O-oh
>shinoa
Hello, Stocking.
Stocking claimer.
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Seras claimed
Idk idk if you'll be on when I'm home
>normie
I know ;_;
Ayy
Shinoa
Maybe, we'll see as the day goes on
:thinking emoji:
Filthy
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I've been told that you claimed someone before. Tell the truth.
What about this?
I can't wait until my birthday ~
:o
Rory has a filthy butthole
How are you today?
Hey there Seras.
Nice trips.
I'm always on. I'm going to watch the new Alien film at some point today but I'll be good after that if you're done being a normie.
Sounds good to me. Just let me know but I go out later. In about 2 hours.
Gonna take a nap?
You suck lol
You're giving me so many new pictures! Thank you!
You have a filthy mind
>fucking love filthy as a word
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Right?
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I might be out of bed by that point
Yeah. Haven't slept at all yet..
Night, or something.
Hey chap, what is up?
How do I suck?
Shinoa should really know better.
You can go ahead and sneeze, because my presence just blessed you.
You would think. He even brought it to image limit after posting the new thread
You're so lazy! Get up!
Those are some jackpot trips to go out on.
Sleep well Saya!
Spiffin' ol' bean. Just sipping coffee and listening to the queen's speech.
How's your day been?
Quads. Okay you don't suck.
You should though.
Bunny me Alice
S-stocking can I see your pantsu?
Im too drunk to care. Probably shouldnt ride home.
What a screwjob eh?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Did English exam which was easy ofcours, last exam is monday, and after that, I have no school till September
But it's warm here
I already did
Yeah. Might as well and him to upside down land now
Yuiko doesn't have any cute bun pictures
Off to the colony? We've done well for being a bunch of convicts.
Stocking claimer.
I'm doing well, yourself?
I don't drink alcohol, nor smoke.
Why should I?
Maybe.
English is the easiest. Got an A in mine haha. Glad to hear it! You can just relax for a while then. Any plans for the summer?
But you can't play with me in bed ;-;
Doing well thank you. Glad to see you here.
Work
You do talk about weed a lot. Thats probably lies then.
Dont lie. I can smell your smile from here.
Filthy early bake for someone who doesnt even come here
I am very horny Stocking. May I see your pantsu?
Where do you get your pics?
Minotaur should've fucked her silly tbh
Maybe. We dont know details. Try asking manga artist.
Ah, same here. Recently got offered a chef job so I'm excited!
You don't see anything! Shush you!
Well those are some impressive dubs. Very well.
Zerochan is my main source. Aswell as Stocking threads on /c/.
Stocking what are your kinks?
I got offered to work at a restaurant and learn to at that level, and than, after september I start cooking school and I will already have a job that I will need because school wants it.
Happy to see you hear too.
I said I can smell it. Sight aint got nothing to do with it.
>chef job
No. You are a cook. Chef is a title.
I use danbooru and gelbooru.
The minotaur likes fucking human women so why did he suddenly get hungry when someone important comes around
Seriously though, who are you?
That's a big question.
I rather enjoy blindfolds and ropes a lot though. That's the least messed up of them.
Is that something you're interested in? Sounds like a good field to get into!
Any plans for the day at all?
Please no bulli ;-;
I don't tend to use them. I should definitely look there though.
I have quit doing weed 3 months ago.
Well, is not that I care enough to prove myself on the internet to some random guy who doesn't have any relevance in my real life, so, you can just believe whatever you want.
What are your more messed up kinks?
Correct. It's also a job that you have to work on fully yourself, the school just teaches you shit, the rest is yourself.
Ive had this discussion with you. I dont have the answers you want. Go bug Sao Satoru.
I dont bulli. Hard, at least. Gentle bullis only.
Fair enough. I figured as much with the rest of your answer. If you quit hard usage, goid for you. If not, good for you.
Why ask him? You're interested in me it seems.
To be with you~
So what should I get you for your birthday?
How do I reach him
Also no habla nippon
What?
Whoever the Stocking-anom claimer is.
Who are you, Stocking won't say.
I have quit everything, I'm sxe.
I dunno. Twitter or some shit.
:thumbs_up:
Let's not get too much into that.
Though I do love the idea of someone abusing my mental illness and emotionally breaking me.
Indeed, you need passion to work in that.
But no bulli pls
That's adorable.
You don't need to get me anything!
But its soft and gentle.
I am a Stocking claimer, so sit back and watch me love your sister.
Not as much as you are.
"You are gay." Love, Graf
But I will get you ANYTHING you want~
I want to be with you more than that goy though~
>emotionally breaking you
I like it, very kinky~
Stocking said you claimed someone else before.
But he won't tell me who.
Give me a hint.
Don't be too rough with me.
At least ease me into it first.
That's not true! You're being pretty cute now.
Hell, you claim me all the time!
Jokes on Graf, he'll never get to erp with me.
You can't be with your sister.
You don't need to buy me anything, really!
Let's gang up on Mio
He has me, we always erp roblox.
Kill yourself plox
Alabama does it!
I'll send you a little present, if you want ~
And your birthday is really soon! I hope J can prepare the present in time! But it might be a little late!
I claim a Waifu, and that's Stocking user.
Because you're you~
Why would we do that?
You guys play roblox without me?
I'm hurt. I have builder's club and everything.
You don't have to do that! Don't worry!
Just wish me a happy birthday, that's good enough.
Because it's a little hard alone, and it's fun?
Fuck you cunt
We only ERP and you seem to not want that.
Getting in league RN, I'll be back
But you're you!
What's the plan then?
Hi
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I cant do that, Bob.
We tie her up, then rape her!
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That's not my name!
Whilst that's not what I expected, I am not against it. How do we go about this though?
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The next time we see her, I will distract her. And then you sneak behind her and put handcuffs on her!
What about me? I'm not anything.
Dont care.
That's genius! Though I prefer ropes.
You're cute is what you are.
You're so mean to me. Can I have a nice Rory for my birthday present?
But they're easier to escape from. But if you have them, go ahead.
Gotta go now!
We'll figure out the best method. Don't worry.
See you later!
I'm gonna give you a better present than that silly user!
You don't know that!
Don't fight over presents!
I'm not a prize to be won!