House mate is coming back tomorrow. What do we do to his room to fuck his day up?

House mate is coming back tomorrow. What do we do to his room to fuck his day up?

you should have been using it as a toilet the whole time he was gone

first, can you stick your dick in the towel holder and let us know how it feels?

Slimey

post pic.

which hole did you fuck?

When he made that mess last year (the picture) I bagged it all up and threw it away. Need something more hard core this time

Put dirty dishes on his bed

My bellend slotted in the left hole

Shit in his pillow

Put glass in his vasoline

I have ordered him free adult diapers which have arrived for him if that gives you any ideas

Burn his matres

slip a little fish behind his radiator
cum in his socks
wipe arse on t shirt armpits

Put cling film over the toilets

burn it

Rent out his room to a homeless man for free plus 3 square meals a day on the condition he stays in some sort of confined space in said room and wait to see how long it takes your room mate to notice

Cut holes in his underwear

sew a animal corpse into his matres

>cut a slit in the underside of his mates
>put fish or shit in the slit
>???
>profet!

kill him when he walks in teh door

PUT EHS DOLLARS OUT IN THE LINE AND WATCH WHEN HE COMES HOME TO READ THE MONEYS

Scratch all his cd's

Shit and pissing all over his room

2lewd senpai