>be me >have gf for about 6 months but we're super tight cause we've been friends for 4 years >escapedfriendzone.exe >shes super comfortable with me >offers to eat my ass >ok..? >she proceeds to go down past the hair on my bosom and straight to the hole >holy shit this feels fucking great >she does it for about 20 minutes >my anus feels very pleased and I consider why faggots get fucked in the ass >I guess it makes sense >whoa.jpg >had to assert my heterosexuality on girlfriend to remind myself I am a straight male
does that make me gay Sup Forums? that was such a faggot thing to think. I'd only settle for the ass eating.
Ian Bennett
>Has girlfriend >Is posting on Sup Forums
Pick one then go get a fucking job you fat fucking faggot
Xavier Cruz
Yep, totally makes you gay.
Nathaniel Perez
Idk man. I think homosexuality and and likeing things in your ass are different. Square is rectangle but rectangle isn't square ya know?
Christian Brown
It was the mailman
Kayden Fisher
Mailman did it.
>Both had a glass of water (victims was spilled) >Mailman holding glass in left hand >victim stabbed on his right side (stabbed by someone left-handed).
Jayden Hernandez
Geta load of lonely over here
Jace Cook
i could counter that by saying daughter
>we don't know which hand is her dominant >there were signs of struggle away from the table where they (mailman and pops) were sitting/standing >daughter appears to be crying but in the close up seems nonchalant about the whole thing...
Ryan Hall
the spic did it
Luke Butler
I'm guessing the daughter.
Why him?
Charles Hall
If Shaggy and Scooby would stop smoking weed, they could help us to solve this.
Samuel Campbell
But just look where vase is and where that TV and glass is. Signs of fight is all around the room, rather than one simple stabbing. I'd say if mailman did it there wouldn't be such a mess. Why the fuck mailman holding a glass anyway
Owen Perry
He was drinking water with the old man
Joshua Young
It aint gay till you have a dick in your ass
Luis Fisher
It's also a kitchen knife so it'd be weird if the mailman was already inside. He could of gotten the glass of water afterwards, no?
Jaxson Wright
shut up and tell us who did it!
Xavier Watson
unless he stumbled around a bit before collapsing to the ground
Ayden Carter
>fucks girl in ass >enjoys it >realizes why gays enjoying fucking someone's ass Yes, if you do anything a gay man might do, you are gay
Brandon Wood
the three objects have fingerprints on them so just check them and it was the daughter anyway
James Sullivan
Don't keep us in suspense OP
Isaac Allen
We can rule out the creditor >He wouldn't have killed the guy and left wallet >at least wouldn't have left it with money still in it
Austin Powell
Ah man you ruined the game! Way to spoil bro
Kevin Howard
Legit never thought of the square rectangle thing, nice job man
Charles Jackson
>just check the prints
bitch do you even know how flawed and outdated print checking is?plus what if it was the daught? she fucking LIVES THERE her prints would be on everything anyways
Jonathan Young
Someone made up this whole room, the curtains cover shit, couches are not facing the tv and one couch stands in front of the fireplace and other stuff is gobbled in the corner
then again it would be too obvious for a creditor to steal the money so maybe he just stole some money distracting from himself
Kevin Nelson
fuck nevermind the daughter thing forgot it states he "lived alone" still fingerprinting is a bad practice
Levi Thompson
>things we don´t know >i´ll imagine the struggle as i want >body language of people in shock
Brutal arguments user, you should work as dog police or something
Leo Martinez
The brownest one always does it.
Jack Nguyen
creditors fingerprints
Ian Watson
daughter
Nolan Miller
it was the daughter
>it could be the creditor, but there was no money stolen, and the knife is in the left side (implying left handed killer) and the creditor is right handed >it could be the mailman, be he has an objective reason but would have little chance to develope a motive for killing, as well as little chance to invade the personal space of a man enough to fight (the tipped water, and broken vase and tv signal a fight) and get a knife from the kitchen
>daughter is left handed, family members develop more motives for killing than anyone else, wouldnt need to *steal* the money as she could claim it in the end as personal effects, and would easily have enough access to get the knife, then fight/stab the old man
Mason Brooks
you forgot the fact that finger prints are a completely unreliable source of evidence
>let me guess you think polygraphs are good evidence too
Charles Kelly
...
Anthony Collins
Seems legit.
Sebastian Lopez
The daughter. The Creditor would have just taken the TV. The Mailman wouldn't use a kitchen knife
Daughter tried to frame the creditor by emptying the wallet, the mailman probably discovered the body when delivering the mail.
Kayden Johnson
So we can agree on the daughter?
Noah Allen
of all the people in the thread this first guy was definitely right. the mailman would never have gotten a glass of water post murder, so it had to happen before, and only the murderer and victim would have been there before obviously.
Aaron Perez
essentially yes, though i left a couple things out by mistake
> but* he has an objective reason *to be there (delivering mail)*
>daught has only subjective reason to be there, for visits etc. >daughter is definitely not "nursing" old man as he lives alone and there is no nursing equipment
given that this image is a thought experiment we can assume if a detail is missing then it is irrelevant or factually untrue, thus no equipment in livingroom = he has no medical needs to be attended to (for those who would argue his stuff would be in his room)
Bentley Jones
just check the knife for sweat or something it doesn't matter. a human leaves more than a fingerprint on an object he touches.
Carter Bennett
Are you attracted to males?
> Yes: You're a fag. > No: You're not a fag.
/thread
Oliver Wilson
that.....is actually a compelling argument
Landon Hernandez
then lead with that, not fingerprints, the user (whether you or otherwise) argued fingerprints, so i stated how fingerprints are useless
Alexander Morris
>the mailman would never have gotten a glass of water post murder
why not? maybe he was being questioned by the detective, got a dry throat, asked for a glass of water, knocked it over in his nervous state, and then got another.
It was obviously the coloured man. Fits the profile.
Cameron Peterson
The spilled glass is on the edge of the table away from the seating. Suggesting the victim placed it down there to greet someone and wasn't sitting down to chat with the Mailman
Evan Gomez
just because fingerprints aren't 100% accurate all the time doesn't mean they are useless and not considered in forensics as a further proof
Christian Bennett
staring at this picture makes me really angry the room is all fucked up the so called clues are worthless.
If this was a test for 6yo the creditor was most likely the killer. He wanted his money back, the broken vase implies a fight, the portmanteau symbols it was about the money (but the old man didn't had much) so the creditor made him pay with his life. The creditor had no other reason to visit the old man besides money issues
Colton Reyes
What we think we like and actually like are two different things. Kissing my neck feels better than receiving a blowjob. Would have thought bj would be best but fuck man, the feeling i get when my neck is kissed.
You liked the feeling of a rimjob. Thats all it is. If it was a man licking and made you harder at the fact it was a man doing the licking, then you are gay.
Mason Rogers
>has girlfriend >is posting on Sup Forums >get a job.
you pick one, faggot.
Andrew Powell
This
Ryan Gomez
And if it was the creditor did it, the tv would be gone as well as the money in the wallet, but the tv was placed to look as though it was gonna be taken but wasnt. And the wallet left as if to look like it was taken.
And why the fuck is the mailman a suspect anyway? why was he in the house? hes holding the water to look inconspicuous. A creditor would just beat his ass. And there wouldnt be that much of a struggle. One punch and hed be floored, no need of a knife.
Andrew Kelly
oh snap. The daughter. Look at the three profile photos. Creditor and mail man both have same expressions in the scene as they do in profile, but daughter is crying in scene but blank in front profile. She was pretending to cry.
Zachary Howard
It it feels good, who gives a fuck what other people think.
Also, what's it like to jizz on a face that once told you "Let's just be friends?" Seriously, would love to hear how you escaped the friendzone. Greentext preferred.