itt: weak links
Itt: weak links
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Jay Bauman from Redlettermedia Ltd.
Haven't you heard? He got 'culturally enriched' during the Milwaukee riots, Mike has gone full Punisher on the nogs.
Punished Mike, a hero deprived of his boy friend
Mike "Kampf" Stoklasa is back, finally.
Mike is old and busted, and jay is just beginning to realize his potential.
Official RLM ranking:
Jay > Rich > Mike > Aidsmoby > Wizard
Eat shit Jay is the best
I actually agree with him more than Mike now
Canada Guys go before Aidsmoby
I like Aidsmoby in Pre Rec btw. He just doesnt belong in BOTW.
pic unrelated
>I judge a reviewer by how much I agree with him/her
come on you nigger, Jay is the weak link. Mike is the funniest and often provides a unique analysis of a movie, Rich is funny and at his best with Mike.
Jay's opinions aren't really that interesting and he's not that funny either.
Jay is their Hawkeye
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You'll find no one who agrees with you
Delete your account
Jay is the straight man desu
I'm not really a fan though because he's too beta. If he would get some more confidence he could easily be as good as Mike, but he's always holding back. You can tell he's hesitating instead of just saying what he thinks. He wants to hear what Mike has to say first.
actually Rich is better alone, because Mike keeps making unfunny jokes at his expense.
Jay and Mike are great together but that other fat shit is unfunny.
It's obvious the tried to get rid of him but phasing out Plinkett and he just keeps worming back into reviews.
>Jay is the straight man desu
Which is ironic, because he is gay.
>he thinks the plinkett from the reviews is the plinkett from HitB
who is this semen demon?
What's with the Mike killing blackies during the riots meme?
It's grossly exaggerated. He only killed two black people and it was self defense. In Wisconsin you are allowed to defend your house with a deadly weapon (if you are present, you're not allowed to just leave traps in the yard while you go on vacation).
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Guys I want to make a RLM drawing and I'll post it in a few days, I want to draw the gang as comic characters but I'm kind of a casual
The ones I'm really positive about:
Mike as The Penguin
Jay dressed as Harley Quinn movie version to piss him off
Jesse as Poison Ivy
The ones I'm not really sure about:
Jack as Joker because of his laugh, I consider including a bunch of HAs around his head, maybe not
BeardCanada as Boomerang movie version
The rest
Feedback/ opinions?
mom's gonna freak
Mr Robot's Portia Doubleday, it literally says it in the pic
idk i find he is neccessary
brings that hipster " all movies have to be the highest form of art" to the table for either mike to shoot down or to bring mike to a better point
The Wizard - Hugo Strange
Rich - Bane
Colin - Riddler
rich should be the penguin
and mike should be a fat red skull
it's just Sup Forums trying to inflate things
he just killed two blacks, it's not like he seeks them out
if anything he should be applauded for protecting his property. those fuckers were going after the rlm studios, he did what he had to do to protect him and his
yeah this
he never makes me laugh but works as the straight man to get mike to be funny
who is this semen demon?
He sure is cute though
a discount Amanda Seyfried
I dislike Jay for the sole reason that he constantly interrupts Mike. Mike can never get a full thought out before Jay says, "Well, you know, I really liked that part, and I'm going to spend 2 minutes telling you why," while Mike can't saying anything for more than 30 seconds without getting cut off
what is the straightman?
mike needs someone to bounce off of user, and rich doesnt work sinces hes the buttmonkey of the group
Doesn't matter, Mike immediatly tells him why he's wrong
they cut eachother off in equal amounts desu
>Jay tries to teach Mike to control his anger and disdain for other races.
>Mike finally begins to calm down, begins working on the next Plinkett review.
>Jay goes out to get them some snacks, suddenly the riots happen.
>Mike waits two hours by the door, worried for Jay-kun.
>Jay finally stumbles home, bruised with an ass dripping negro semen.
>Mike cannot contain the beast any longer.
>Deletes his entire plinkett review and then grabs his muscleshirt.
>Singlehandedly shuts down the riot, killing over 2,000 black people in a single night.
They learned the meaning of fear that day.
plot twist
>jay reveals later to mike he allowed himself to be raped by dressing up as harley quinn so as to enrage mike into getting rid of the trash
> turns mike in
> rlm immediately switches over to only reviewing indie films
man can only dream
They all cut each other off all the time.
> rlm immediately switches over to only reviewing indie films and david lynch
ftfy
Further plot twist.
>beardfat was out livestreaming to show his solidarity with the oppressed POC
>actually saw jay being fucked.
>jerked off while recording it
>video leaks
>Jay's cunning plan fails because now no one has a reason to watch RLM
Do Mike and Jay have a father and son relationship? It's cute imagining Mike teaching him about girls and what puberty is
Mike bullying Rich is hilarious though
>I did think it was weird that they just ended the film with 9/11 footage
best rlm joke if only because i'm a sucker for 9/11 humour
literally just watched a review where Mike started yell-talking over Jay for like 2 minutes
Did you edit it on Sony Vegas? cuz that doesn't count
>I like Aidsmoby in Pre Rec btw. He just doesnt belong in BOTW.
his syphilis guess during that wheel of the worst was incredible tho.
imo rankings are like this
jay>rich>mike>colin>jessi (rip)>jim>aidsmoby>beardfat
>tfw these guys are terrific
nah, the bald guy if I had to choose
How did he dew it?
Lose a couple pounds, grow a beard, and change his haircut. It's not some great mystery.
His will to lose his virginity to Lauren was stronger than his physical awkwardness, he found a way desu
HAIRCUT
LOSING WEIGHT
TRIMMING BEARD
THAT IS LITERALLY ALL YOU FUCK
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
>beardfat
no matter how much you try to force this meme it will never happen, weenie
Jay isn't gay. Quit projecting your degeneracy on everyone.
shut the fuck up josh you unfunny cunt
traps aren't gay
It's not gay if you don't touch the feminine penis with your anus
Third Reich Mike rises again
>have we started the race war, Mike?
>the war rages
Gregg's been holding Tim back creatively from day one. Decker vs Dracula was an abomination and will never be a part of the Decker cannon.
The pyre rises*
Reminder that Tim appeared on HitB only to hook the RLM audience to his own movie review show
And Nick better watch out too.
Is that El Chavo?
these guys are...
what the fuck
lmfao
you seriously can't think Gregg to be dead weight, he's the only reason Decker is watchable.
Tim is a pretentious and conceited ass with no knowledge of cinematic language.
You really thinks he directs his own photography?
Tim's an "idea guy". Gregg alternatively is a master of cinematography, theater and drama who doesn't talk down to his audience.
I'm glad Tim's son died.
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>Sup Forums likes mike (the most jaded "no fun allowed" dude on planet earth) more than jay
color me surprised!
During the Road Warrior review on Re:view, Jay mentions the bdsm twink that gets killed by the feral kid's boomerang. What he fails to realize is that HE is the twink character, the feral kid is the Milwaukee riots, and Mike is his master.