This slut ruined the Pirates movies. Prove me wrong

This slut ruined the Pirates movies. Prove me wrong.

You can't.

Nah the writers ruined it

She's not a slut.

Take that back!

She enhanced it, you raging homosexual

So how was the one she didn't appear in, OP?

Bad writing ruined the Pirates movies. On Stranger Tides sucked and she wasn't even in it.

not her fault part 3 was shit

Writers ruined it by trying to turn her into tough pirate girl instead of resourceful and plucky damsel in distress.

t. nu-male cucks

3 was just garbage
>pirate kings and queens
what a joke

1 >> 2 > 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

how? she barely had any impact

...

>watching Dead Man's Chest
>dumb whore flirting with Jack despite being betrothed to Will who's risking his life for her
>Commodore dude even tells her what a giant retarded slut she is
>CONTINUES to flirt and almost kiss Jack

Why are women so immoral?

wut?

4 was pure cancer mate.

1 >> 2 >>> 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

at least they didnt make her unrealistically caked on makeup with well treated and hydrated hair, she truly looked as a peasant woman.

I havent seen 4 but 3 was so shit. Only good scene was the foot fetish part.

2nd is the best

>she wasn't in the 4th
>it was even worse than 2&3

There you go

why didn't she get spitroasted on the deck every time she piped up. she has no power over those primitive men.

Why does everyone hate 3? I thought it was sick. Especially that massive battle at the end. Very good trilogy overall I thought.

Agree

She was great in 1, but 2 and 3 tried to prove she was some kind of badass, and I just couldn't buy it.

cringe

She was the best part of it

>foot fetish part
What did he mean by this?

no, Johnny Derp did it

kek i read that in jack sparrows voice.

It's annoying how they didn't have Will and her fuck. (Or did they? I only watched the first two and was disappointed by the second one)

They fucked in 3 I'm almost certain.

Because three 'muhs':
>"convoluted" plot
>fantasy overload (living skeletons from CotBC totally did not ruin your suspension of disbelief, yeah)
>2nd sequel (it must be shit because reasons)

Kill yourself

only pirate kino nowadays worth seeing is black sails

Did you even watch the movie you idiot?

She literally lets Will play with her foot and leg

No he just played with her foot at the end of the 3rd film

She did that to kill Jack to sacrifice him to the Kraken.

>watching Seeking a Friend For the End of the World
>she reveals that she got BLACKED and still wants the BBC
>Steve Carell doesn't drop her like a hot rock

Turned it off btw.

>still wants the BBC
did you even watch the movie?

Came here to post this

>tfw haven't watched a single one of these disney cash grabs

feels good

the first one is legitimately a classic. dont watch anything after that

The foot fetish part is when the barefoot Asian dude gets frost bite and breaks his toe off

She was literally the only reason to watch any of those trash flicks, you flaming faggot.

>stupid plot
>garbage actors
>shitty CGIfest
>no other reason to bother going to the movies other than keira knightley

just started on episode two now.

It was obviously gearing up for some cunnilungus

Fuck off the 2nd one is just as good as the first

FUCK OFF Keira literally gets Orlando to rub his face over her feet and leg. How can no one remember this?

Most people don't have cuckold tier fetishes

Almost entire Sup Forums has a foot fetish

2nd one has got some great fucking scenes and characters, but the overall story is a meandering mess. Plot points are raised and dropped like every 10 minutes and then there is that awful subplot about Elizabeth wants to fuck Jack for some reason. Almost eveything that isn't about finding the key is retarded filler.

>Prove me wrong.

Sure thing, kid.

She's a qt

i remember that scene. as a kid, as soon as i got home, i fapped to the idea of rubbing my face all over her pale, sweaty feet.

It's a bad series anyways and I like beating off to her face.

Checkmate atheists.

She has no curves or anything, like a scarecrow trying to disguise as a human.

The fact that even hardened pirates were dick riding her because she was such a tough pirate girl grrrr almost ruined the movie for me.

Same here

But the worst Pirates movie was the one she wasn't in

Why was she so FLAT

I hated how the series started turning from Jack Sparrow adventures to "What's Swan doing now?"

She got too much fucking screen time for her little storyline that went nowhere in the end. Honestly though if Will had actually been "Evil," At the end of the movie it'd have been better.

She's the best part retard

Because flat is justice

at least she put out.

they're just like us men when we let our morals slip.