>be me
>high school student
>have percussion class in band room for last period
>like to fuck around a lot, teacher doesn't really like me
>doesn't put me in most songs
>end up sitting in percussion equipment room most of the time
>often alone
>been watching prison break at home
>hatch a plot
>going to dig a hole through the floor and out of the school
>using this hole I can get into the school at night
>know that outside door she are locked but indoor ones aren't
If I can get into the school, I can get to the cafeteria and steal all the food I fucking want
>immediately find a problem in this plan
>I have no shovels
>all I have is a wrench that we use to fix percussion stuff
>take Wrench and destroy a square of four tiles
>took less than a minute
>hit concrete
>cantstopwontstop
>go ape on this concrete for the entire class
>have made it only two inches by the time class is over
Cont.
Be me
Days 2-5
>making good progress
>shitton of concrete, hard as fuck to get through with just a wrench
>two doors to get into equipment room
>cut out a perfectly shaped wood plank to cover hold
>when someone opens the first door, hop out, push wood over hole, cover with blanket
>feels like a movie
>start to become paranoid about hole
>not even about people finding it
>shit like "what if someone uses the hole first and takes all the food"
>finally make it through concrete
>we've hit dirt
>realize that Wrench isn't gonna help now
>leave two dice in lock hole of door outside so I can get in early
>get a shovel and put it in the hole
>risky, alarm goes off and I run outside
>janitor finds me, I tell him door was left open
>they replace the door
No turning back, done irreversible property damage
>using shovel to dig farther
>put dirt in a bucket next to hole
>whenever a person comes in, kick bucket and shovel into hole
Cont.
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Cont.
>dirt underneath concrete is now as deep as I am tall
>begin working sideways
>start leaving separate wood plank under door so it can't be opened
>have three close calls
>one day the teacher talks to all of us
Carpets are being redone
>worst possible thing that could happen
>put wood plank over hole
>spray ENTIRE FLOOR WHITE with white spray paint
>carpet put over
>tear corner of carpet
>back to work
>put excess dirt in unused bass drum
>I'm past the wall of the school, concrete ends
Cont.
Bump, hurry uup
bump
don't care if this is a lie, enjoying it a lot lol
bump
bump
Someone screencap
Bump
Bump
Give me more OP
This is so dumb but I have to know what happens
It's been two months since this began
>start doing worse in classes, so worried about the hole
>literally going insane
>start going during some lunch periods
>my knowledge of my project is increasing
>map out a path to sewer
>plan to enter school by going through sewer
>spend most of my free time planning for contingencies
>map out the entire band room and parking lot
>one day the teach is coming
>there's no way I can get out in time
>leap and pull down wood panel
>carpet falls with panel, as I planned
>hear teacher walk around
>praying
>I hear the door close
Victory
>about two weeks later, start digging to where I think sewer is
>realize my fault
>sewer is metal
>how do I get through
Cont.
Include me in screencap
BUMP
>TELL US MORE OP
FUCKING BUMP THE SUSPENSE IS KILLENG ME
included
Bump this now
OP pls tell me there's pics of your progress
Dankeschon.
The fact you shamelessly say you have percussion class is terrifying.
Bumperino
Bump
Op is kill
bump
Inb4 op melts into sewer
Bump
ends in school shooting
This better not be a fucking banana.
CMON OP NEED MORE FAP MATERIAL
Cont.
>have to get through metal to get into sewer to get into hole to get into school to get into hallway to get into cafeteria
>school year is ending, window of opportunity for food to be in cafeteria during raid is decreasing
>three weeks left in school
>realize that the sewer won't work
>I have to go up somewhere else
>problem is that there is a sidewalk and parking lot, both of which would take too long to get through and would leave too much evidence
>only option to go go across the entire parking lot to the garden
I have three weeks to make it 35 yards
>friday
>I hide in hole after school lets out
>wait for all noise to cease
>begin digging
>all night
>no escape, brought one gallon of water and four sandwiches
>making great distance
>Sunday night, I make it
>reach the other side
>grab roots of a bush from underneath and pull
>massive opening is unveiled
This is it
>two weeks left in school
>there's still one more problem
Cont.
did somebody say...?
Bump
NOOOO
BUMP, PLEASE OP
inb4 dinosaur
10/10 100% legit
Please
sucks this guy didn't pretype
OP OP can't you see? Pretyping greentext is the path to victory.
WHATS THE PROBLEM???
Continue.
Please continue, this is gonna be good, OP
This is like the Sup Forums of old.
Continue, based but slightly insane OP.
bump that shit
OP deliver or be visited
If I get dubs, you have to include me in the screencap
Bumperino
lurking hard
Get fucked.
Bump
Bumparino
INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP MOTHER OF GOD
OP was caught, he is being sue'd for propty damaje
Deal
I'm so alone please God help me
OP is that you
maybe
If this is a shitpost im gonna kill you OP
Bump
OP you better not fuck us over
OP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS BETTER NOT BE A SHITPOST
Come on op don't be a fag finish this
Bump me daddy
Put me in the screencap
>Inb4 Spanish inquisition
>there is still one thing between the percussion room and the cafeteria
The nurse's office
>this room is problematic
>the doors are locked at night since there are medicines and shit
>can't go around it, I have to go through
>risky idea
>cut myself in class
>go to nurse
>she deals with me and asks me to wait a second
>she leaves the room
>take a key loop from her desk
She either 1. Gets new keys and then locks up with another lock, or 2. Doesn't tell anyone and leave it unlocked
>I park two miles from the school
>take bush out of hole
>enter
>heart racing, head pounding
>emerge in percussion room
>open door to band room
>make my way to hallway and then
No
>the nurse's office is locked
>all this way for nothing
>literally start crying
>I'm muscular from the digging
>I'm stronger than ever before
Contingencies...
>run back to band room
>pick up Wrench
>take door off of hinges
>other door opens
>I walk through
It closes behind me.
>it's locked
>it's 4:30 am
>I'm trapped
>still head to cafeteria
Cont.
What kind burb iddis
Bump
Also if I get trips you have to include me in the screencap and tell me I'm a nice person
I Need to know how it ends
>REEEE PUT ME IN DA SCREENCAP
shut the fuck up, retards
OP I swear to fucking god I haven't seen a decent Sup Forums story post in weeks you better continue.
fucking BUMMMMMP MY FUCKING GUYYYYYYYY
Jesus fucking christ OP I'm actually on the edge of my seat
True
Also nice digits
Never letting this thread die
Fake and gay but I have to hear the ending.
Sage but only after OP is done.
DONT FALLLLLLLLL
OP OP OP
Bump
I'm waiting for the bait reveal at the end.
Hurry pls
I'll try!
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
BUMP
Bumping
This is fuckin incredible
owo what's this?
Lost
...
You are destined to become a master thief.
plS OP keep going
OP DONT FUCKING LEAVE US
Also Dubs?
Inb4 OP is a meme lord master baiter
This is truly the end
>I'm in cafeteria
>nurse's door is locked
I'm literally trapped
>if I go out another door, alarms go off, open hole is found, I get imprisoned
>take a moveable shelf and put all food I want on it
>pull it to door
>I need to get through this door
>one idea left
>begin kicking door
>in tears
>one last plan
>run back to cafeteria
>take a rod from a shelf
>slide it under the door
>pull up as hard as possible
>slam my shoulder into door
Door comes off
>brace for alarms
>none come
Only outside doors have alarms. Thank you god.
>pull the cart with me
>get back to hole
>dump everything into the hole
>spend an hour getting everything to my car at the other end
>thinking about how this all started
>amazed at how far I've come
>last consumable put into car
>run into hole
>close band room hole and have carpet fall over as it shuts
>pour dirt into hole
>place bush onto hole
>get in the car
>drive off
Cont.
I love these school burglary stories.
Anybody remember the guy that broke in to go to girls locker room at night and steal/sniff/fap into panties and shorts?
Don't you die in us OP!
>this is truly the end
>cont
do u type 3 words per minute
This is pretty good so far but you are kind of a retard for letting the inner door close on you, instead of keeping it open with a chair or something
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