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/HEEM/

UFC 207: Nunes vs Rousey
December 30, 2016

Cris Cyborg flagged for potential USADA violation

bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/22/14063104/ufc-cris-cyborg-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-mma-news

Cain talks about his back problem:

mmafighting.com/2016/12/23/14070722/cain-velasquez-addresses-back-injury-drama-im-ready-to-beat-werdums

Dada 500 poisoned before Kimbo fight:

mmamania.com/2016/12/23/14070022/dhafir-dada-5000-harris-i-was-poisoned-before-kimbo-slice-fight-spike-tv-mma

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mmajunkie.com/2016/12/cruz-coach-eric-del-fierro-garbrandt-still-young-in-the-sport-ufc-207-his-big-test
mmamania.com/2016/12/22/14062090/cris-cyborg-popped-potential-anti-doping-violationmma
mmamania.com/2016/12/22/14058128/ufc-president-dana-white-were-going-into-russia-now-mma
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youtube.com/watch?v=bPAlQRdvGM8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub has brain damage

I'm positive I do to, i had an fmri done a couple months ago and it picked up nothing

this should probably be the real thread since it wasnt started 40 posts early

It should but the rest of the autistic fucks wanna encourage 40 posts early threads

Just had some spicy tamale and I feel a big schaub coming on lads.

Don't forget to wipe off that big brown

i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Brendan schaub loves suckling on big dangling donkey dick

What does it mean to get honeydicked?

ask your mom

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McGregor vs Diaz III is headlining 209

cap this

What exactly is /HEEM/

it means heem sleepy, as in hes sleepy, as in hes out cold

I had a dream that Aldo and Khabib fought. Aldo stuffed three takedowns then knocked him out in the first. Dana ignored the fight though and Khabib fought Conor next.

>Aldo
>Knocking someone out

Yeah it was a dream alright

Sounds right.

You'd heem people on Christmas day?
What a shit cunt.

*was referring to the unconventional capitalization of /heem/ thanks though

here everyone enjoys men

My thread prevails.

congrats man

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Mfw other early thread gets deleted

SHOW LOVE TOWARDS OUR HEEMKING

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News:

>Eric Del Fierro on Garbrandt
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/cruz-coach-eric-del-fierro-garbrandt-still-young-in-the-sport-ufc-207-his-big-test

>Cyborg flagged by USADA
mmamania.com/2016/12/22/14062090/cris-cyborg-popped-potential-anti-doping-violationmma

>UFC going to Russia, Khabib title shot all but confirmed
mmamania.com/2016/12/22/14058128/ufc-president-dana-white-were-going-into-russia-now-mma

oops

mfw

based germany
based spergop

Not a bad idea, honestly. There are multiple better fights for Goober but Diaz-Goobs with Nick-Lawler on the undercard would generate massive hype.

Im a heem machine i can heem everybody 24/7, 365 days a year i dont care about your religion, nationality or race, if you ever met my fists you are gonna get a knock down

>-mike perry

i.4cdn.org/gif/1481731323773.webm

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Herb Dean would've let it go on way longer.

She didn't tap

lmao
Are those the guys from that efukt series?

Reminder that /heem/ is a bully free zone.

Somebody should tell Dana that the majority of Russians hate Kebab because he's a terrorist and any card there with him headlining against anyone but McGregor would flop.

Artem would sell 5 times more

you must be at least 5'10'' to post on /heem/

they would book a card in the Caucasus you dummy, not in moscow

FUN FACT: PVZ is a leper

And then it would get bombed

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>oh wow Goob's is so popular he's even being cheered in Kebab's hometown!
Pretty sure that is the whole point

do they have arenas with enough squatting space there?

>efukt series

efukt is a website, not a series, stupid.

Not funny

DIDNT TAP AND FOUGHT HER WHY OUT OF THE Δ

>what a warrior Mike

Schaub confirmed for fat LHW, no wonder he got KO'd so often

Well, they have enough arenas with place there. In Chechnya the Colosseum for example. But in "safer" cities like Sochi there are tons of arenas perfect for an UFC event.

Set the odds for Mickey Gall vs. Dan Hardy

that's the gayest shit I have seen all day, and I have been to Sup Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=bPAlQRdvGM8
Thats Colosseum Arena in Grozny

There is as series on the website, moron
it's these 2 dudes that treat the girls like total shit and just roast them the whole time

It's not their series, they just repost the videos.

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I never said it was their series.....

>I have been to Sup Forums

Get a load of this guy

Am I in the right thread?

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Apologies. Have a heem.

>This gay irish dude

Mickey Gall -550
Dan Hardy +700

no

Does anyone have the screencap of the /asp/ catalog after the cm punk fight?

The series is called Facial Abuse, stupid.

It's not gay to post pictures of Rockhold.

You're queer

Am not.

Hardy -275
Gall +300

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>yfw CM Punk isn't actually that bad and it's just that Gall is a future GOAT

New Cody gifs I just made :)

i feel like ronda might lose and it wouldnt even be a big deal. she is pretty irrelevant at this point. i think her stardom and hype is all gone

i barely see any hype for the fight also

is she gonna have a standup game this time around? did she get a new boxing trainer?

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I stole them of someones youtube channel though because I don't have fight pass

I just realized this has audio kek

>BIG JOHN MCCARTHY

He's such a shitty striker

he's just mirin bro chill out

That is cause he is a wrestler

Is Cody antiboy material?

But Cruz is better

>swinging with hands down
Cruise might catch him tb h

How do we get her to start training guys? Her reach is pretty good and she has some naturally powerful shoulders and arms. She would dominate

Yeah if your a dork who chases pussy

Your the biggest fkn dork in heem

No

Basing that off what?

I'll do something about it

He's outwrestled everybody he's ever fought

She has 65in reach btw, which is the same as joana's despite joana being 2 in taller

wat are you talkin bout

I really don't see how Cody loses to Dominick snooze. He has the best hands in the division and was an undefeated stud wrestler. He has killer instinct and cardio for days. You guys really think pillowhands can dance around for 25 whole minutes when No Love only needs to land once?

The Strength, The Heart, The Charisma

Is Cody our generations Ali?

t. Disgusting manlet spic faggot with a whole folder of canada memes

Dillashaw has the same power as Cody

this guy isnt white btw hes Native

TOTAL ELIMINATION ABSOLUTE

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Joe Rogan just dropped an "N" bomb on his podcast