How can I get laid?

How can I get laid?

I'd fuck you

Dress more feminine and you'll find a daddy in no time.

You ain't white, but you get the point...

1- Be a fag
2- Don't be a fag
3- Mo' money means mo' bitches
4- Become a macho casanova
5- Go to the gym and get at least some muscle
6- Be that guy that fucks fat bitches (fat bitches need love too you know)
7- Have a sex vacation in Asia
8- Pay people to have sex with
9- Go rape a woman
10- Go fuck barn animals

I have aids tho

Just don't be fag

The same ways everyone else gets laid, I guess?

talk to girls and try to fuck them.

This!

And how is that

+1 for #9

I vote this too

Get contacts. Do push-ups.

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I like the glasses rounded frames are in this year but rly do work out

Contacts
Buy creatine monohydrate, whey protein, use lots
Lift weights
Put weights down
x100
20 minutes cardio
everyday

Actually advice thx

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Bump

Kek

pretty good looking. Have you picked up your cab license yet?

give me something good, please

Bunp

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