Lifehack bread

Lifehack bread.

Lying fuck.

It would burn them

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this life hack is racist

I miss the wordfilters. They were fun.

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Î͇̦̱̥̟̤̦̭̥̹͈͍͒̄ͮ̆͗͂̿ͯ́͛͆͂̉ͤ̒̚͜͢͝'̷̩̥͇̼͚̰̪̓̇ͦ̊ͬ͑̐̓̎̄ͩ̋̎̈́̈́̋ͭͣ̀͘͞m̗̘̗̺͓̠̻̙̰̤͚̹̼̈́̃̐ͯͭ̏̍͑͌ͤ̇̃ͭ͘͡ ̸̣̮̱̟͇͚͋ͪ̀͊͒ͫ̉̏͟͢͠g͈̦̹̝͚̰̦̼̩̜̯͕̦͎̙̻͓͖̬̀ͬ͆̂̀ͩ̈̊ͫͯ͐̄̒͋̎̃ͧͪḁ̸̵̙̹͕̩ͤ̔̏ͤ͒̊ͤ̃̋̈ͯͫ̈́̀̚y̼̬͉̭͙̥̮̥͕̘̱̻̠̯̍͛̌̿̂̿ͮ
̙̭̻͙̩̝̗͎̤͖̠̘͈̓̀ͣ͋ͬ͐ͬͧ̈͋̒̓ͫͤ̕H̳͔̟͙̹̤͇̼͙̣̭ͭͬͫ̒̒ͯ̿̄͋͋̽͘̕͟͢ͅͅe̶̢͚̟̬̤̟̱̮̮̟̠̟͓̼͔͚̻ͫͩ̔ͨ̓ͩ͘y̟̘͚̥͙̣̜̝̰͍͈͍̦͓̣͌ͪ̌͋ͣ̈̎ͨ͂ͭ̽̈́ͫ̍̓ͣͣ̕ͅ
̸̥̰̹̦̳͎̣͓͙̞̦̺͉̼͈͂͂ͭͧ̍̊̌ͩ̒͐͒̈̄͘͘͘̕ͅI͉̖̝̫ͬ͋̀̌̆̍͟͞'̶̵̣͖͎̥̪̥̫̞͉̟̜̮̻̳̣̪̭̝̄̓ͩ̌͆̏ͦ̉ͭ̈́ͧ̋͆̇̒̄͂ͧ̂͘͜m̴̸̺̯̖͕̳̭̩̯̦̣͚̈́ͦ̾ͩͯͨͣ̆̇ͅ ̣̗̮̱͚̥̺̪͖͗ͭ̈ͨ͂ͧ̂ͯͩ̒̓͋ͮͣ͛͒͌͋̀͟͜ͅf̨͎̘͙͕͍̩͍͎̼̞̜̫͇͍̓͆͌̍̆͋̈̍̔͆ͦ̈̈́͘͘͡ͅu̠̦̮̞̞̼̹̟͓̝̩͙̣͈̺̭ͭ͋̓ͫ̑͋̋ͧ́͞͝c͇̮̙͉̪̹̖͍̤̤̱̪ͩ͒ͮ͂͊ͪ̿̄ͨ̂ͅk̵͇̻̰̙̼̗̗̮̜̗͉͙̈̃̓͐̓ͯ͂͞ͅi̸̡͖̫̳̠̺̰͍̗̠͖̗̙̹̘̜̫ͫͩ̓̍ͯͨͧ͌̒̓̿̔̀ͅn̷̨̦͔̖̦̞̬̝̠̤̳̞̘̺̰̻̙ͣͬ̓ͫ̈͢g̰̪̮͙̳̱͕̭̐̃̓̾ͯ͗̋̏̚͜͠͠ ̶̹̗̱̗͈͈̫̩̞̥̩͕̯͔̓̆̓͑̀̕͞g̞̥̫̣̃̏͆ͯ̆ͧͭ͜͜͝a͚̦͎̗̟͍̰̹̝̞ͬ̆̀̐̽̐̕͝ý̴̡̳̣̮̗̒̊͋͗̚͝͡
Noice digits

Î͇̦̱̥̟̤̦̭̥̹͈͍͒̄ͮ̆͗͂̿ͯ́͛͆͂̉ͤ̒̚͜͢͝'̷̩̥͇̼͚̰̪̓̇ͦ̊ͬ͑̐̓̎̄ͩ̋̎̈́̈́̋ͭͣ̀͘͞m̗̘̗̺͓̠̻̙̰̤͚̹̼̈́̃̐ͯͭ̏̍͑͌ͤ̇̃ͭ͘͡ ̸̣̮̱̟͇͚͋ͪ̀͊͒ͫ̉̏͟͢͠g͈̦̹̝͚̰̦̼̩̜̯͕̦͎̙̻͓͖̬̀ͬ͆̂̀ͩ̈̊ͫͯ͐̄̒͋̎̃ͧͪḁ̸̵̙̹͕̩ͤ̔̏ͤ͒̊ͤ̃̋̈ͯͫ̈́̀̚y̼̬͉̭͙̥̮̥͕̘̱̻̠̯̍͛̌̿̂̿ͮ
̙̭̻͙̩̝̗͎̤͖̠̘͈̓̀ͣ͋ͬ͐ͬͧ̈͋̒̓ͫͤ̕H̳͔̟͙̹̤͇̼͙̣̭ͭͬͫ̒̒ͯ̿̄͋͋̽͘̕͟͢ͅͅe̶̢͚̟̬̤̟̱̮̮̟̠̟͓̼͔͚̻ͫͩ̔ͨ̓ͩ͘y̟̘͚̥͙̣̜̝̰͍͈͍̦͓̣͌ͪ̌͋ͣ̈̎ͨ͂ͭ̽̈́ͫ̍̓ͣͣ̕ͅ
̸̥̰̹̦̳͎̣͓͙̞̦̺͉̼͈͂͂ͭͧ̍̊̌ͩ̒͐͒̈̄͘͘͘̕ͅI͉̖̝̫ͬ͋̀̌̆̍͟͞'̶̵̣͖͎̥̪̥̫̞͉̟̜̮̻̳̣̪̭̝̄̓ͩ̌͆̏ͦ̉ͭ̈́ͧ̋͆̇̒̄͂ͧ̂͘͜m̴̸̺̯̖͕̳̭̩̯̦̣͚̈́ͦ̾ͩͯͨͣ̆̇ͅ ̣̗̮̱͚̥̺̪͖͗ͭ̈ͨ͂ͧ̂ͯͩ̒̓͋ͮͣ͛͒͌͋̀͟͜ͅf̨͎̘͙͕͍̩͍͎̼̞̜̫͇͍̓͆͌̍̆͋̈̍̔͆ͦ̈̈́͘͘͡ͅu̠̦̮̞̞̼̹̟͓̝̩͙̣͈̺̭ͭ͋̓ͫ̑͋̋ͧ́͞͝c͇̮̙͉̪̹̖͍̤̤̱̪ͩ͒ͮ͂͊ͪ̿̄ͨ̂ͅk̵͇̻̰̙̼̗̗̮̜̗͉͙̈̃̓͐̓ͯ͂͞ͅi̸̡͖̫̳̠̺̰͍̗̠͖̗̙̹̘̜̫ͫͩ̓̍ͯͨͧ͌̒̓̿̔̀ͅn̷̨̦͔̖̦̞̬̝̠̤̳̞̘̺̰̻̙ͣͬ̓ͫ̈͢g̰̪̮͙̳̱͕̭̐̃̓̾ͯ͗̋̏̚͜͠͠ ̶̹̗̱̗͈͈̫̩̞̥̩͕̯͔̓̆̓͑̀̕͞g̞̥̫̣̃̏͆ͯ̆ͧͭ͜͜͝a͚̦͎̗̟͍̰̹̝̞ͬ̆̀̐̽̐̕͝ý̴̡̳̣̮̗̒̊͋͗̚͝͡
Noice digits

Alright, dumping my /adv/ folder. Might need 2-3 threads.

Y̧̛̹͔̮̭̠̮͂͂ͪ̽ͣ̈́̃͌̎͌̂͂̉̍͌̇̏ͦ͠ơ̠̥̞̗͔̜͉̺̩̙̦̮͈͚͈̬̓ͮ̆ͫ̂͡u͙̣̱̫̇̐̈́̄ͯͦ͛̆ͭ͘͢͠ͅ ̩̝͉̩̺͇̱͙̜͕̻̖̿̿ͧͨ͐ͬ̌͗͊̃͘͜ͅs͚̖̪̮̪̻̙̗̹͉̜̯̺̖̎ͮ͐̂͊͐ͭ̚͡͝ͅͅû̺̯͕̻̥͎͚̤̳̞͍̖̌̊́ͭͫ̓̐͌͢r̢̢̞͉̖̠͚͖̫̩̟̺͈̪̙̝̔ͧ̄̐̉̆͊͊̎ͭ̋ͪ̎̑͑̇͝͠ͅe̢͎͚͈̖̯̮̠͙͔͇͎̭̰̮͉͗ͪ͒̓̎͂̂̎ͬͨ̄̒̀̍͐ͬ̿͟͞ͅ ̴̻̟͎̹̫̭̬̪̘̬͈̰̩̖ͩ͋͐ͫ̿ͣ͢a̷̢͍̺͓͙̙̗͍̜͎̣̬̠̞̝̖͕̮̐̐̓͐̈̈́̌̈́̃͆ͪͪ̾̈́͆͜r̡̯͉̪̦͈̯̖͇͎̿̒ͣ͌͑ͤ͑ͧ̎͆ͪ̍̂͂̇̑͠e̷̸̶͓͉̫̰̩͙̰̬̪͚̙̱̻͉̮̟͍ͣ͐ͮ̍͛̚̕͠

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̢̫̥̦̼͉̬̱̟͎̠ͬ̿ͦ̀͐̒ͤ͒ͫ̏ͧͩ̈́̍ͭ͘͢͞J̨̛͔̻͍̳͓̙̺̣̰̥̗̹̗̬͕̮̰ͧ͛̀̓͂ͭ̈̎ͯ͒ͬͬ̃ͣͮ̊̕ͅȗ̵̶͈̗̞̦̬̙̼͚̃ͪ̔͊̓͐̄̎ͭ̑̽ͮ̕͠s̳̥̘̻̤̰͚̩̝͛̂̀̉͌ͮͨͩͧ̑̋̉ͬ̈́ͣ̿̾͐̀t̷̛̖͇̣̖̼̪̠ͬ͆͗̏ͤ̊͐̓̿ͭ̂͒̓̓ͦ̀̚͜ͅ ̧̧̳͓̖̭͑̒ͬ͡͞l̫̞̠̟̖̣̖͕͇̮̯̭̼̎́̑ͯ͑͌̿̄͋̊̌͝i̩̼͚̼̜̭̖̤̰̭̗̭͈̥̘̥̘̳̇ͩ̽ͬ̄̊̑̉ͨͦ̒ͩͭ̚͢͢k̜̞͚̙̮͕̰̠̥͈͋̉̋̆͋ͦͨ̏ͭ̍ͤ̕͠ͅͅe̝̠̰͓̰̟̣̜̭̿̆̀̋ͬ̕͢͝ ̶̮͇͓̱͖̤͓̓̊̐̆͌̂͐͌̑͐̍̍͐̐͠y̫̘̮̫̏͒̍̾͂̾̏̾̒ͭ̃̾̚̚̕͢͜ò̸̵̡̙̯̫̞̮̠̦̬̼̤̩͈͈̻̮͇̈ͭ̿̏̽͒ͩ̍̍͐̂͋ͪͯ̐ͪ͛̑͞ͅu̵̢͕̳̻̮̖̖̺̙̱͚̰̟̐ͣ͋̈́͋̄ͤ̒̂ͮ̽̓ͨ̇ͅ
̵̡̛̳̤̹̣̞̙͓͔͛̋̔͑͗̈͘ͅL̠̥͕̝̫̦̜̻ͯ̎͐̇͑͑̀ͅi̮̫̗̙̟̿̑̐̎̀́͘̕͟k̶̸̢̘̠̟͎̮͇͙͚͔͑̒̈̔é̵̩̼̠̜̰̐ͤ͒͒̿ ̶̨̥̝̻̼̥̺̟̱͔͖̳̥̭̈̉̽̇ͯ̇̒̑͊̚̕e͖̞̥͍̟̻̰͖̫͔ͫͯ͐́ͤͯ̄̈́̀̀̚v̴̵͔̻̦̼͈̤̫̞̤̮̙̦̣̐ͫͨͫ̿͛ͯ̔̉̿͌͌ͤ͑̎̾͛̉͟͢e̸̪̦̹̞̯̥̍̽ͣ̓̈͗ͨͩͮ̆̚͘͜r̶̶͓̜̗̙͒͂ͦ̒̃̓̓̐̓ͨ͂̾͐̕y̷̮̰̯̗̼̩͉̼̔͋̓̏͛̀̐̌̈̀́̾ͤ͆ͫ͑́͜͞b̧̢̠̯̖̤̦͕̖̼̰̮͌͆ͧͬ̍͋̓ͨͬ̉̔ͯͪͤ̽̇͑ơ̴͍͉̼͚͓͎̝̍̌͆̍̄ͣ͛ͩ̋̃̊̒ͧ͆̔ḓ̶̡̛̭̘̻̖͖̬̄̐̆ͧͪͪͯ̏͑ͨ̏͠y̵̧̗̞͚͇̞̓͑̓̌͗̀͟ ̷̜̼̝̦̥̙̠̥̯̳̖̠̺̱ͤ͂̒̉̓̀͗ͫ̓ͦ̐͆ͪͩ̆͗̕͘e̢̨̟̬̯͉̗̹̘ͪͩ̈̓͞͡l̛̮̼͎̖̮̙̺͉͇̱͈͊̈ͣ̓ͬ̃ͦ̐͛͗͛͛ͤ͒̂̒ͪ̐̽͞ͅs̮̦̦͎̮̝͕̫͈͔͕̱̰̐̾̿̽̎ͦ̄̍ͫ̿̆ͤ̀͗̇̋̚̚͠e̸̥͙͇͍̹̜̠̥͒̑̓̃̂̊ͤ̚

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no you will actually get burnt if you do this

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what does this do, turn your iphone into nerve gas or something?

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Anybody have the hypnosis one?

kadslkl

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You're not hacking anything you fuck, it would be life tips. Everything is not a fucking hack, they are tips.

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Some fun stuff still remains. Try posting with your name as Accelerator.

None of these are very objective, just a lot of "I'm in the position you want to be in, I am now an expert on all the steps needed to reach my position"

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Not really

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>Jim Profit
does this work? I don't want to test it.

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zalgo.eeemo.net: newfag

No idea what they're saying, haven't opened the folder since 2010

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This is total bullshit they're all white

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If you tie a rope around your neck then jump off the top of a high building, you will live forever.

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You will feel a short, stinging pain, nothing serious.

Name a subject if there's something specific you'd want

All of these are about getting girls and fixing your life, for those of us that aren't pathertic enough to need a guide, got anything interesting?

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this is kind of sexist actually

No it just gets sharpie on the camera lens

>how to be a boss
>step 1: set unachievable goals

opinion discarded. setting unachievable goals is counterproductive. set SMART goals.

Small
Measurable
Achievable
Relevant
Time-boxed

"I will lose 10 lbs this month" is a good goal.
"I will look like Arnold Schwarzenegger someday" is a near-useless goal.

If your goals are lofty pie-in-the-sky bullshit, they don't help guide you to actionable steps.

That's not a life hack, that's called being a dick and taking advantage of generosity.

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Dumping DIY folder instead

Most bollock fake life hack I have ever seen on Sup Forums.....
It did nothing o either yourself or your device.

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salad knife?

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is the stuff about cashews true?

lel

Not even sure what this folder contains

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You do know none of these examples are actually ironic? in fact the only ironic thing is the fact that this guide to irony has no ironic content. God I fucking hate americans

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this looks like dog shit, learn a full Windsor knot and you're set

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