I live on the river in the mountains in tennessee AMA

I live on the river in the mountains in tennessee AMA

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Its not chicks with dicks or wwyd so Sup Forums doesnt care

seems cool.
How secluded is the place? How often do you see/interact with other humans?

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No one comes out this far user.. so when i go to town is all

do you have a farm or animals?

what the hell do you do all day?

Do you have a spare bedroom? I might guess that you might be in need of some "company". The country life can be isolating. I love to fish. Small- mouth?

what do you do for a living?

Garden is starting up so that will be my main focus. No animals yet but its in the works. Gatta be carefull with it tho because the bears and shit

Kek i do actually.. the river is pretty much all trout. Not the best tasting fish but theres a shit ton of them

You could live with fairies like this guy

Live

avoid snakes

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Sure

I live on the river in Gatlinburg.

How long does it take to mow that damned lawn?
Are there meth labs nearby?
Do you make hooch in that shed?

Ah nice man i love g burg your like 45 minutes from me

Moonshine is everywhere here no need to make my own.. and im sure theres a meth trailor somwhere around here

I pay hillbillys to mow it for 60 bucks and beer

What do you have for fish in that river? Got a boat at all?

Ever bang chicks on that table right in the middle of the open under the sky?

Hold kickass bonfire parties?

how did you get the place?

All i want is a small house on a large property near the middle of nowhere. Nothing fancy, but a river bordering or on property would be a huge plus.

Troat mostly.. and a canoe is all your getting into the water this high on tge mountain not deep enough for a boat. Havent had a bonfire party in awhile but yea man i have .Tubing is the shit tho when the water is rough

Paid for cash man houses and even cabins are dirt cheap if u look high enough on the mountain

That's pretty badass, grow some weed,
also OP is a faggot.

the higher the better.

I hate most people and am a terrible person myself so distance would be good. Perfectly fine being an asshole by myself, not to bother or be bothered.

What do you cut your grass with? It looks like a fucking golf course.

They fly heles over this area for that exact reason user so fuvk that noise

How much land do you own?
How are the people nearby?

How's the internet service up there though?

What's it like in winter? Are you basically cut off from the rest of world or can you still get to town?

The Rednecks here do a good job with lawn care bro

nicely manicured lawn for being "out so far"

What price per acre did you pay for that?

Internet is kinda shit.. and when it snows up here yea on cut off its a one lane road on the edge..kek

Color me impressed.

How do you connect to the internet? How good is the connection?

Is it better than urban living?

I'm looking to own a cabin, like many people here.

Nice dude i'm down in Maryville

1200 and some

Do you do a lot of hunting?

Is the Klan doing well by you?

When you can't make it to town, what do you stock up on foodwise?

Grow dope

Shit man your close

Yea alot of hunting and wgen it comes to getting cut off a freezer full of deer can get ya through

No klan problems im white bro

Much better than urban life..i used to live in detroit

Yeah man I live about 10 mins away from chilhowee

I didn't mean it would be a problem, I meant that hopefully it's strong. Wanna move some place peaceful where the Klan is still respected. Your place sounds like heaven.

Nice isnt it..feelsgoodman.mountain

how do you make your money?

anything worth fishing for?

Its as close as you can get on earth man

If you like trout kek

I work bro

Yeah man would be out fishing now if it wasnt raining

I hear ya man hope there will be a break in the mornin

Murphy, NC reporting in

what is your line of work, smart ass

I'm jealous, OP. Tired of the fucking city I live in, always wanted to build a small shack in forest and live by nature...

Didnt know there were so many southern anons here

I own a small store

Look into it bro its dirt cheap

You said anything.. have you ever masturbated in the river or shot your cum in it?

Are you ready for doomsday in those hills user?

Fucked in it once so i suppose so

I paid 2400/acre and I had to buy about 50 miles (1 hour) commute from where I work in the city. People pay about $200-300k for 1/5th of an acre and a 1400 sq ft house in the city. I got 25 acres for about $60k. It's solid woods though, needs a lot of work.

How far/long do you have to commute to work?

Bring it on

do you ever see niggers walk by?

About 45 mins, beautifull drive tho

Hahahahahahahahahahah no

Where at user? You gatta deal with bears and shit too?

With a girl loss sister? or your redneck brother?

By myself family is up north. Real clever tho

Do you hear them banjos boy...? Playing quietly in the background...? Hear that sound...?
*banjos start strumming"
SQUEAL LITTLE PIGGY! Squeaallll!!!

I play the banjo kek

You say you live on river yet water fall from sky. How come no wet on ground but river when river already wet? How come sky wet?

I know this is b but how the fuck do i answer this stupid fucking shit?