Hey my Sup Forumsrothers, I have a story for you. About how I, an intellectual, managed to get uncucked

Hey my Sup Forumsrothers, I have a story for you. About how I, an intellectual, managed to get uncucked
>Be me
>19 year old kissless betafag
>Been in love with this girl since High School, let's call her Violet. Solid 9/10 qt 3.14
>She thinks we're just friends
>Friendzone.mp4
>She's always been obsessed with this kid, let's call him Gayden
>Violet is talking about him, about how she's going to marry him and fuck him without his consent
>I always agree to help her with her schemes to get Gayden to love her
>I thought that maybe if I helped her she'd realize her love for me
>Too scared to tell her how I feel
>Cucked.jpg
>Be today
>She and I kidnapped him so he'd fall in love with her
>His psycho girlfriend shows up and almost kills Violet
>I heroically save her
>The guy we kidnapped tells her how I feel for her
>She professes her love for me too after I dramatically tell her how I feel
>We fuck for like 10 hours

What a cuckbag

Did you remove the taco or did you let the taco live you fucking degenerate?

pics or it didn't happen >:]

Alpha as fuck
Let me tell my story too

>be yesterday
>go to mcdonalds with my chick Stacy
>order three big macs menus
>cashier says he doesnt have any more
>u wot
>ask him to give me my fucking burgers
>he starts to cry on floor
>I take his phone
>I call his mom
>His mom comes to macdonalds
>I fuck his mom in front oh him
>his mom gets creampied in front of whole macdonalds
>take everyone's big macs
>stacy sucks my dick under the table
>my mfw when
>my mfw when I have no facial image

You don't know what the definition of being a cuck with this BS story and anyone that has to say they are an intellectual is not one, you're just a fedora tipping faggot

i got a story too

>be me
>15
>realize I need a fidget spinner
>run to the toy shop
>find out the store owner was at the park or something
>get crippling depression

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>be me
>who else would I be faggot
>get home from army at 22, meet buddy's girlfriend
>fuck her for the next few years
>meet another buddy's girlfriend
>eat her pussy
>meet a different buddy's wife
>have three way with her and my gf
>meet another buddy's wife
>fuck her in his house 2 or 3 nights a week
>gf finds out I was cheating, ditch her and fuck some of her friends
>fuck all of my female friends
>meet cute coworker, fuck her at work
>meet bosses niece
>fuck her at work
>get fired
>new boss is qt 3.14
>fuck her at work
>awkward.jpg
>quit job
>meet her sister
>fuck her
>neither wants to talk to me anymore
>buddy's all find out about their wives/girlfriends sleeping with me
>no more friends, no more pussy
>befriend some randoms at bar
>work my way into the group
>fuck their girlfriends, wives, friends, sisters
>eventually girl from past shows up
>told everyone what I did before, new buddy's ditch me "just in case"
>"sorry bro"
>"lol it's okay I already banged all your bitches"
>show pictures for proof, watch relationships crumble around me
>MyWorkIsDone.avi
>moves on to next group. do this from 22 - 30
>systematically infiltrate groups of friends, bang the girlfriends, wives, sisters, etc. and watch it all get destroyed
>I do this because I know that women are all whores, all sluts. None can be trusted. Every women in the world will cheat on you in a heartbeat given the right circumstance
>become disgusted with women in general
>give up the sexual conquests. was bored with it after 8 years anyway
>only friends I could ever keep were dudes that had fat wives and girlfriends; no chance I'd fuck them
>realize they were weak, pathetic people anyway
>drop them too, move out to the woods
>spend over a year living alone in the wilderness, become true woodsman
>property owner dies
>government seizes land, pushed off property

cont?

Cont.

>homeless, find a job in town
>sleep in parking lot at work
>boss finds out
>fires me for it
>whatever, made enough cash anyway
>wander around town on foot
>summer time, find car in parking lot for sale
>pay in cash, now I'm mobile again
>get new job
>live in car for a while
>end up in my own apartment in different part of the city
>spent most of my free time and money at the shooting range
>meet gorgeous girl there, who just got her CCW
>teach her to shoot
>we hit it off, start dating
>she's hot, athletic, a serious shooter, intelligent, good sense of humor, down to earth
>we end up engaged
>her friends become my friends, etc.
>we're out shopping together when someone from my past shows up
>it all comes out
>the groups of destroyed relationships, the countless women, etc.
>she breaks off engagement
>says that she couldn't imagine I had a "dark side" like that
>can't believe I was the kind of man that could so those things
>tell her I was angry, I was confused, idk what I was doing
>she says if I can hide that much about my past, what else could I be hiding, blah blah
>fine then.
>pack her shit for her
>now live alone
>and hang out on Sup Forums
>alpha as fuck

Biff and Anders are shit, thank god Bill died, he was a shitty edgy OC.

Walter if you are reading this you are the best

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Dakota?

no

Dave?

what a cool story man
so when are you publishing your next book

As if I'd have a faggot name like dave

>he actually fell in love with a girl
pathetic,true alphas fuck and treats bitches like they: a object

True alphas can actually form sentences.

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