Game starts in ~15 mins.
Hossa is out. Anisimov moved to IR. Crawford is back. Konroyd is still at the pregame desk where he fucking belongs.
The Avalanche are the worst team in the NHL and have lost 5 straight. So it's probably a trap game.
Get some booze and get in here, it's time for the Christmas drinking game!
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>Konroyd is still at the pregame desk where he fucking belongs.
I was so fucking happy when i saw that.
late start too, so foley will be hammered at the start
>Foley has already said Merry Christmas three times
this game is going to be rough
*vomits*
Well, tis the season for alcoholisim.
And death.
>that great passing
>doesn't even get close to shooting on goal
fuck
Wouldn't that be nice
welcome back Corey - there's still no defense
>that laugh
Wow pat. Just wow.
kek, Tootoo what the fuck are you playing at
Fuck i fell asleep least i didn't miss everything.
oh my god shoot the fucking puck
>pre passing practice, passing practice
come the fuck on
You'd think in a city like Chicago they would be dying to shoot when they have the man advantage
Except they're mostly white. Unless you don't consider slavs to be white.
is the solution to fix the pp to put sign simmonds
Merry Christmas lads.
Who /StartedEarly/ today?
I'm so drunk I just put crab legs in the dishwasher.
Oh look it's tumbles
>I'm so drunk I just put crab legs in the dishwasher
whew lad
>crab legs in the dishwasher
>put butter in the soap autorelease thing
you're on to something
I was drinking early then i fell asleep so im behind and need to catch up.
did they taste good though?
>butter gets drained out at the end
meh
don't reply to me
I'll let you know. Takes about a half hour. I'm told they come out fantastic.
I actually saw a recipe where the people put seasonings in the soap thing. I'm not doing that. Sounds stupid.
>tfw this appears to be an actual thing
youtube.com
what the fuck
Please Jesus
I know. I was looking up recipes and saw this shit. Couple drinks later and I was like fuck it lets do this shit.
Vinnie's line is looking pretty good tonight
Toews can't get right
ded thread
>Clearly a Domino's box
I know what killed him
I decided to give Dominos another shot a few months ago
Never again
Move Avalanche back to QC and bring the Colorado Eagles up from ECHL. They'd do a hell of a better job than these lazy fucks.
Denver hates losers, it's only a matter of time unless they can nab something next season.
You know whats funny, dominos in australia has spent a fucking ton re-branding itself and working on their products, they are actually one of the better pizza places in my area shockingly.
It makes you wonder why the FDA even exists.
they did the rebranding here too, hence why I tried them again
they didn't change shit
"Get on their D"
- Pat Konroyd 2016
Trump will take care of that. FDA, closed. Department of education, closed. MAGA
delivery food in the states in general sounds fucking horrific how do you even survive plying roulette like that all time.
>Pat Konroyd
>Pat Boyle
>Steve Konroyd
Robot fusion of those guys or something
You really should know better. With all the pizza places we have I'm surprised people even get dominoes at all
>Department of Education
considering they're the assholes that pushed out common core I'm kinda fine with that
most of it is quite good, you just learn the shit chains from the good ones
It was like $7 for a large multiple topping pizza
Now I know why
That's why I voted for Johnson. He really wanted to get rid of them fucks
It's not different at all, is it steve?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT FOLEY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT
>39 Canadian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT FOLEY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT
Keith, I know you don't have many goals this season, but you don't need to try to put it into your own net to try and fix that
>Krugs
what the fuck is Pat even talking about
Only eddie knows for sure.
>the lovely PR girl
>shockermania
What the fuck is he on about? Eddie must have got him shit faced drunk before coming into work.
>Santa sighting
time to get another beer
is drunk santa back
every time I hear Bork's name this is all I can think of
>prison sex
Who's playing the music tonight?
Skeleton Man.
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>Jagr is still over 900 points behind Gretzky
jesus
He'll get there once he reaches 50 years old.
Time for pass the puck
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i love this skit
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BREADMAN?
I think it goes to toes
finally
How is Breadman so based bros
>all of a sudden everyone on the Hawks decides to shoot at the net no matter what
he knows he is on a multi million contract next season so he is just ratcheting up the value
I hope it lasts
What do you think he'll get? Right now I'm thinking 6 million minimum a year
6-8 is probably right in the ball park, I would be surprised if he stays in chicago though gona be real hard to see him go fuck I love him no homo
Lads can the bulls learn something from the hawks?
Chicago won't be able to afford him. I've already resigned the fact that we'll lose him. Sucks bro
I can see him joining Ovie in Washington if the Blackhawks fuck it up.
No
FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
jesus
>tfw see him live long enough to turn into a villain
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Beforexthis season he was already asking for 6+ mil
That it takes a competent GM? Of course not.
But then again, Bowman inhereted Tallon's team and just fine tune it. He overpaid pickle after all.
fucking sucks probs gona shed a tear when he fucking rifles one past tumbles in his first game against gonna twist the knife hard.
unless bowman nukes fucking e v e r y t h i n g no way is he staying. Unless they can work like hookers sucking his dick on the bench between shifts into his contract in real fine print.
The only possible thing I've seen out there is moving Crawford. I just don't see that happening. Nor do I think it's a good idea.
bowman could take a bat to some knees put some people on ltir and hope they come back in time for playoffs
Panarin is 100% gone unless he decides to ring chase for a year and then get paid big
Its happening santa on stp
Holy shit STP coverage
Kek santa sucked