>White People
[Boooooooooooooo]
>Are
[Silence]
>Dumb
[Thunderous Applause]
White People
Christian Ross
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Henry Thomas
dude boers lmao
Isaiah Wright
there are much funnier dindus around
why him I don't get it
Carson Richardson
>Religious People
[Boooooooooooooo]
>Are
[Silence]
>Dumb
[Thunderous Applause]
Jeremiah Russell
Dude you can't complain about immigration or globalisation because of colonialism LMAO
Wyatt Torres
Here's what's great about being an Atheist. It's not a religion. I don't have to obsess over it, or tell everyone I know about it. Now let me have a rant about how there's not enough Atheist on tv. Make sure you see my feature length movie about hating religion.
Landon Jenkins
dude I'm from South Africa where black people are treated badly, and the whites are brutally raped and murdered for their skin color, isn't that crazy!~
Jayden Miller
>White People
[Silence]
>Are
[Silence]
>Dumb
[Silence]
Levi Peterson
hue
Andrew Young
>Donald Trump
[Boooooooooooooo]
>Is
[Silence]
>Dumb
[Thunderous Applause]
Aaron Price
>Black People
[Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
>Are
[Silence]
>Dumb
[Riots ensue across the nation]
Andrew Ortiz
This X is X comedy talk show is starting to wear thin. Hopefully somebody new comes along with a different perspective and rejuvenates the genre.
Adrian Miller
I honestly cringed pretty hard when he tried to gate crash the RNC
Liberals still fucking haven't updated their tactics when it comes to the right
They're still fucking spouting the same shit they did 15 years ago and wondering why working class people are tired of it
Kayden Phillips
But who?
David Hall
>HILLARY
[THE AUDIENCE STARTS BOOING AND HISSING OVER THE SOUNDS OF GUNS GOING OFF, CRIES OF "KILL HER," "TRUMP THAT BITCH" ECHO THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM]
>IS
[MANY FAMILIES WITHIN THE RALLY BEGIN TO UNDRESS THEMSELVES, MAGA HATS BEING THROWN IN THE AIR. SUPPORTS NEAR THE BACK BEGIN BUILDING A SMALL WALL FROM THE CLOTHES STREWN ABOUT, CHANTS OF "YOU NEED TO GO BACK" AND "BUILD THE WALL -- KILL THEM ALL" THUNDERING OVER THE STADIUM
>CROOKED
"A HEAPING MASS OF INCEST AND GUNFIRE OVERTAKES THE STADIUM AND SWALLOWS ALL WITHIN IT. AN ASTOUNDING 800m WALL OF CLOTHES TOPPLES OVER AND CRUSHES THE PROTESTERS OUTSIDE. THE SMELL OF IMMIGRANT BLOOD SENDS THE CROWD INTO A FRENZY AS THEY BEGIN TO SLATHER EACH OTHER IN BUTTER AND GREASE AND BEGIN DEVOURING THEIR YOUNG. "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" THUNDERS THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM AS DONALD TRUMP MAKES A QUADRUPLE FORWARD SUMMERSAULT DIVE FROM THE PODIUM, TEARING OFF HIS CLOTHES IN ONE MOTION AND LANDING NAKED IN THE HEAPING MASS, A DROP OF ORANGE IN A SEA OF PASTEY WHITE. FOUR MONTHS LATER HE LOSES THE ELECTION
Dylan King
>when he doesn't get the meme
cringey
Nicholas Sanders
I actually really like his stand-up. For some reason he's just so wooden as a talk host.
Benjamin Cooper
>it's a butthurt conservatard thread
Lucas Flores
HEY YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF REPUBLICANS HERE
Xavier Perez
>when he can't handle the bantz on his conservatard demagogue
Ethan Cooper
>it's a butthurt libtard thread
Seriously?
Again?
Can we stop with the reruns?
Mason Murphy
>you have to be liberal in order to laugh at cuckcervatives
Oh i am laffin
Cameron Cruz
>being this triggered
He's not even going to win anymore.
Jordan Rivera
now that I see you feel good about yourself regardless it's not cringey anymore
thanks
Thomas Walker
>triggered
it's just an old Louis CK meme?
oh you're a summerfag/pol
Connor Roberts
but its not considered being triggered if its making fun of something I dont like.
DELETE IT NOW
Ryder Phillips
>Oh i am laffin
Ah I see you're just passing by from reddit, seeing as how you don't even get our epic memes right.
Enjoy your stay, wittol.
Isaac Harris
>Wir mussen
[Silence]
>Die juden
[Boooooooooooooo]
>Aus rotten
[Thunderous Applause]
Austin Green
>Donald Trump is a demagogue
Landon Moore
>"Hillary funds terrorists and is a corrupt and horrible person and actually thinks American Intervention all over the world is a good idea"
>"BUT TRUMP! WHY NOT HACK TRUMP T-TRUMP TRUMP *votes Hillary*"
Jonathan Brown
Heh. Thank fuck this guy is getting off
Jayden Howard
You're supposed to present a scenario in which the applause is unreasonable.
Ryan Wood
This is always worth reposting, really
John Cruz
>IT'S A POL EPISODE IN HERE.
Angel Ross
>Well Hillary is the only one stopping Trump from getting into the whitehouse so don't attack her or release her dirty laundry
Wow fucking pathetic even for Maher
Dominic Sanchez
>It's a "Jojofag gets lost on his way to Sup Forums" episode
Let me help you friend