I'm horny as fuck and have no shame. Are fleshlights worth the money? If so, which ones...

I'm horny as fuck and have no shame. Are fleshlights worth the money? If so, which ones. Or am I better off using my hand?

better off with your hand, fleshlights get cold and i found it was easier and felt better with my hand

Microwave?

Feels better than hand, but makes weird squiky suction sounds and the material will get sticky after a while even if you always clean it. (about 2 months of 2-3x weekly use and i could throw that thing at the ceiling and it would be stuck there forever)

Stoya - Destroya was nice
otherwise look here;
fleshking.net
you can find shit tons of reviews and pictures of the inside, pick one that you think would feel amazing

Run it through hot water for like 2 minutes before you use it, feelsgoodman.
I'd usually just put the tap on hottest and put the flashlight over the waterstream and leave it hanging there for some time while the hot water passes through.
Then id just take it off, shake the rest of the water off, add a few drops of lube and HNNNNGHHHJsgasfdgafsa

Don't, warm water does it.
"Feels better" compared to your hand, but orgasms I find are less meaty then using your hand.
9 chances out of 10, you will buy it, use it a couple times and shelf it and use it only once in a while. I mean that isn't a bad thing.

Bad dragon penetratibles. Microwave them

>"Feels better" compared to your hand, but orgasms I find are less meaty then using your hand.
I found it to be due to 'death grip' you most probably use when fapping with your hand.
After a short break and then using fleshlight only it felt amazingly intense on the tip of my cock and i would cum buckets

Stoya looks good, but damn...$80? Is that a lot, or am I wrong?

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That's what corn starch is used for. Rub some on the outside and it becomes soft again.

>fleshlights
no
>loli onahole
YES

nuke the water ;) then drop it in

Yeah, its kinda pricey. I only got that Fleshlight stoya and 2 cheap fake ones for about 20$.
The cheap ones were super shitty.

Dunno, i bought it when i had a surplus of cash and definitely had my share of fun with that product, but yeah, the cleaning process and the weird squicky sounds are annoying as fuck

Get an onahole

>microwaving water
OP do NOT do this, unless you want to end up with second / third degree burns

Ya'll never cease to amaze me

Theyre usually $75-100+, the quality its made of isnt too bad.

Honestly the only real problem id say is just its design. If you choose any of the models with ribbed/striped/spiral/beads/etc sensation zones. I doubt you will really truly feel them cause the first 1-2" is just normal so unless your dick is really big and a bit thick you wont truly feel it much.

I got the stamina training unit cause im a quickshot, i would use it more but honestly i dont live alone and its kinda hard to use while living with other people. Its not a bad product though, be sure you have a decent place to store it cause the thing is fucking huge.

those are super shitty

didn't really help tho

I'm reading it but I don't want to believe it.

If you get a $20 bargain bin onahole, sure.

A Puni Hole DX or similar tier onahole is a worthwhile investment, despite the cost.

Jesus

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QT doll though. I'd fuck that non-stop too.

If I ever have the money to waste, I'd get a doll like that

Get a Tenga Fliphole OP.

Better design that the fleshlight. And it opens up for each cleaning/drying.

I've had mine 5 years, and it's only just started getting a bit loose.

It's a waste of money overall. Orgasms don't really feel better than hand,it's a chore to clean and its not discrete

fake

No way, I'm convinced that doll is a real woman.

Spend your money on a decent massage then use that experience as somethong to wank to.

>Got the Riley Reid flashlight
Confirmed that it sucks.

Any other I should perhaps consider buying?

Oh I meant the cum. Literally did not realize that was a doll.

I have a stoya, I enjoy very much

I love mine.


When possible to have something else in my life that I "fuck"... well I think that's a good thing

I got the STU. Never use it. Sucks cleaning that thing and not even close to the real deal.
I got a GF now though, but I stopped using it way before I got my GF. Only used it like 5 times. Not worth.

why are those so expensive? looking at the fingers it looks like they're probably coathangers covered in rubber

Tenga flip-hole, best orgasm ever.

> Search the web for hooker.
> go to motel
> arrange meeting with hooker
> Guve her fake room# make call with disposable phone (room is obviously empty)
> wait for her to leave.
> drug her with your chloroform rag
> take her to your sex dungeon, which is of course, soundproof.
> lock her up inside a locker where she cannot sit or sleep.
> after 3 days of sleep-sensorial deprivation and living in her own shit you can take her out of the locker, give her some food and help her bathe.
>If she displays any sign of resistance beat her and proved with simulated drowning.
>Repeat the last two steps until she breaks
Punish her when she resists and reward her compliance and in no time you will have an obedient sex doll. (It can last you ages and you can just replace it with a new one)
> profit; with your dick.

After your first orgasm, continue to stroke, cum a second time, then a third and a forth. Don't stop until your dick is completely numb. Spend 4 hours a day straight masturbating. A woman can never feel as good

> A woman can never feel as good

Umm... you realize you can do that with a real pussy too, right? It's kind of the best thing ever to be honest.

Escorts are much better, and more cost effective than fleshlights.