/hoc/ Christmas edition

12 in a row

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1st for /cric/

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damn it oilers

>oilels

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Is he Adam's Apple material?

>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags

I hope so just to piss off reddit

Nice

Please don't @istic me

ok pls stop spamposting then

Are the Columbus Blue Jackets the best team in NHL history?

PROTIP: YES

Jackets' next 7
>Boston-home
>Winnipeg-away
>Minnesota-away
>Edmonton-home
>Washington-away
>Rags-home
>Flolers-home

>kassian

>crush the 2 worst teams in the NHL
What does this even mean?

>black man wearing sweater with Black Santa
>"BELIEVE"
cheeky m8

>inb4 17 winstreak dropped by the >rags

>another fight
wtf is this a rivalry night???

17 game win streak baby none of those SHIT teams can stop us

goddamn wennberg is so smuk

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

When does WJCs begin for real?

We're at 12 now. I think you mean 19

kill yourself

>florida felines

l m a o
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I've been here for years, I'm just not a tripfag

Literally who will stop the tortorella jackets

this thread is confusing. who won the cup last year and who needs to shut the fuck up?

5 on 5 is NOT hockey apparently

not Montreal, and yet somehow still Montreal

prove it

The Blue Jackets won the cup and the Penguins need to be relocated to Hawaii.

false flag

>ywn see a big samoan bastard in goal
why live

no shit. thanks for the (you) anyway.

>Columbus in first place

w-what did they mean by t-this??

Could a 400 pound Samoan make the ultimate goaltender by simply blocking the net with his fatness?

>yfw the bloo jackits go 73-5-4

The pengloses and everyone who doubts the Jackets respectively

They want to get their """""""""""""""fans""""""""""""" hopes up before they collapse and miss the playoffs.

Sportscience(or whatever it's called) already tried this with George Parros shooting. The answer is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no

I for one welcome our new Blue Jacket overlords

What if we just made the net smaller than the puck?

>mad
>at underdogs
must be a pongs fan
t. hawks fan

>talbot saving the oilers

WAIT

WHAT IF WE TRIED

MULTI PUCK

Edmonton will win the Pacific en route to a Stanley cup victory.

>dies before the regular season

Wrong. I am a fan of a TRUE and PROVEN winner: the New York Rangers Hockey Club.

>it's a "pongs and rags learn what it's like to be cucked out of the metro lead" episode
stop, my dick can only get so hard

Glow in the dark hockey when

How much crack did you smoke today, retard?

I've never shitposted in /hoc/ desu, but getting autistic about da jekkets is going to make the autistic jekkets user get riled up. I suggest you just let him be happy his historically underproducing team is winning.

NONE because I am HIGH on life.

you didn't even quote correctly. and they have so many more cups than you have playoff wins.

not to mention you literally can't even skate

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE
>RAGS
FAN

>las vegas didn't go for neon colours
>las vegas didn't make their sweater glow in the dark
why does bettman hate money

you dont know how fucking hard i am right now

kek yeah you've only posted it 95 times in the last year

King Henrik laughs at the peasants of this thread from his castle.

lmao kassassin chimping the fuck out

first post I made all thread friendo, I'm no BJ fan. thanks for showing everyone what an insecure cuck you are though

>yet ANOTHER fight

pls lads it's christmas

There is literally nothing wrong with smukposting desu (also those aren't all me).
youtube.com/watch?v=B_Pe8JstzRE

>kassian
kek

>everyone who saves smuk bj frok is the same person

Bettman jewing out a historically great traditional market team for a sunbelt shitter. Fuck this guy and his refpuck.

>checking archives for the image
now THIS is autism!

>4:00 PP
wew now we choke it away

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wow like usual exactly 3 blowjobs fans respond to someone calling out how they have no fans! how strange

tfw everyone has autism but me

kek

You can't stop us this year might as well just give up

Truly impressive how sunbelt faggots all get defensive if you call out their lack of support for their """""""""teams""""""""

They were Stars fans last year, there is a dedicated group of retards here who switch teams just to shitpost. really embarassing

>mad his autism was called out
I'm a debbies man and even I'm less pathetic than you desu

the blowjobs have never won a playoff series.

ever.

E L I T E

>when another team wins and you go into autistic rage over it

Exactly and notice how it's all fat, toothless sunbelt fags. The sunbelt should have never been given hockey.

until this year when we win every series in a sweep

lads it's christmas can you just not

>it's about to be 5on5
>NOT ON MY WATCH

Hmmmmmmm

Yeah exactly. Ever notice when you shit on literally any sunbelt/expansion team with no fans instantly 2-3 "fans" come to its defense? It's these retards every time.

well the pens won the cup. and since there were no BJ fans last year I think it's you going into a rage against them

so is OEL just a meme now, I thought he was supposed to be good. Nylander embarrassed him tonight

>be Montréal, known separatist
>team is named after thing you want to separate from
>get cucked by team named after Blue Jackets, known separatist cuckers

It's inconceivable that one could intend for this to happen

If your team was founded from 1968 and later, it is a sunbelt team. If your team has less than 5 Stanley Cup wins it is a sunbelt team.

You are now aware it is legal in Canada to get a blowjob from your dog

you are now aware it is legal in Columbus to shitpost about hockey success when you have never won a playoff series, ever.

Reminder that Columbus is a PDObabby riding a hot streak that will eventually correct itself

legal in America too

>columbus and minnesota enjoying success
>you autistic faggots sperge out when it's not the same old pongs, blackcocks, and kongs at the top of the league

but then every US team is a sunbelt team except for Chicago, Boston and the Rags ..................

there's more habs fans in poolumbus than poolumbus fans and they stayed for a 10-0 beatdown in more numbers than would show up for poolumbus in a game 7 stanley cup kek

hang on i'm pretty sure a blowjob counts as penetration and is therefore not legal in canada

you could however get the dog to lick your bellend or bollocks

if you were canadian, that is

Every team but Toronto is a sunbelt team.

you're clinically retarded

This, who knew /hoc/ was just a collective of insecure cucks