12 in a row
/hoc/ Christmas edition
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1st for /cric/
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damn it oilers
>oilels
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Is he Adam's Apple material?
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
I hope so just to piss off reddit
Nice
Please don't @istic me
ok pls stop spamposting then
Are the Columbus Blue Jackets the best team in NHL history?
PROTIP: YES
Jackets' next 7
>Boston-home
>Winnipeg-away
>Minnesota-away
>Edmonton-home
>Washington-away
>Rags-home
>Flolers-home
>kassian
>crush the 2 worst teams in the NHL
What does this even mean?
>black man wearing sweater with Black Santa
>"BELIEVE"
cheeky m8
>inb4 17 winstreak dropped by the >rags
>another fight
wtf is this a rivalry night???
17 game win streak baby none of those SHIT teams can stop us
goddamn wennberg is so smuk
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
When does WJCs begin for real?
We're at 12 now. I think you mean 19
kill yourself
>florida felines
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I've been here for years, I'm just not a tripfag
Literally who will stop the tortorella jackets
this thread is confusing. who won the cup last year and who needs to shut the fuck up?
5 on 5 is NOT hockey apparently
not Montreal, and yet somehow still Montreal
prove it
The Blue Jackets won the cup and the Penguins need to be relocated to Hawaii.
false flag
>ywn see a big samoan bastard in goal
why live
no shit. thanks for the (you) anyway.
>Columbus in first place
w-what did they mean by t-this??
Could a 400 pound Samoan make the ultimate goaltender by simply blocking the net with his fatness?
>yfw the bloo jackits go 73-5-4
The pengloses and everyone who doubts the Jackets respectively
They want to get their """""""""""""""fans""""""""""""" hopes up before they collapse and miss the playoffs.
Sportscience(or whatever it's called) already tried this with George Parros shooting. The answer is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
I for one welcome our new Blue Jacket overlords
What if we just made the net smaller than the puck?
>mad
>at underdogs
must be a pongs fan
t. hawks fan
>talbot saving the oilers
WAIT
WHAT IF WE TRIED
MULTI PUCK
Edmonton will win the Pacific en route to a Stanley cup victory.
>dies before the regular season
Wrong. I am a fan of a TRUE and PROVEN winner: the New York Rangers Hockey Club.
>it's a "pongs and rags learn what it's like to be cucked out of the metro lead" episode
stop, my dick can only get so hard
Glow in the dark hockey when
How much crack did you smoke today, retard?
I've never shitposted in /hoc/ desu, but getting autistic about da jekkets is going to make the autistic jekkets user get riled up. I suggest you just let him be happy his historically underproducing team is winning.
NONE because I am HIGH on life.
you didn't even quote correctly. and they have so many more cups than you have playoff wins.
not to mention you literally can't even skate
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE
>RAGS
FAN
>las vegas didn't go for neon colours
>las vegas didn't make their sweater glow in the dark
why does bettman hate money
you dont know how fucking hard i am right now
kek yeah you've only posted it 95 times in the last year
King Henrik laughs at the peasants of this thread from his castle.
lmao kassassin chimping the fuck out
first post I made all thread friendo, I'm no BJ fan. thanks for showing everyone what an insecure cuck you are though
>yet ANOTHER fight
pls lads it's christmas
There is literally nothing wrong with smukposting desu (also those aren't all me).
youtube.com
>kassian
kek
>everyone who saves smuk bj frok is the same person
Bettman jewing out a historically great traditional market team for a sunbelt shitter. Fuck this guy and his refpuck.
>checking archives for the image
now THIS is autism!
>4:00 PP
wew now we choke it away
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wow like usual exactly 3 blowjobs fans respond to someone calling out how they have no fans! how strange
tfw everyone has autism but me
kek
You can't stop us this year might as well just give up
Truly impressive how sunbelt faggots all get defensive if you call out their lack of support for their """""""""teams""""""""
They were Stars fans last year, there is a dedicated group of retards here who switch teams just to shitpost. really embarassing
>mad his autism was called out
I'm a debbies man and even I'm less pathetic than you desu
the blowjobs have never won a playoff series.
ever.
E L I T E
>when another team wins and you go into autistic rage over it
Exactly and notice how it's all fat, toothless sunbelt fags. The sunbelt should have never been given hockey.
until this year when we win every series in a sweep
lads it's christmas can you just not
>it's about to be 5on5
>NOT ON MY WATCH
Hmmmmmmm
Yeah exactly. Ever notice when you shit on literally any sunbelt/expansion team with no fans instantly 2-3 "fans" come to its defense? It's these retards every time.
well the pens won the cup. and since there were no BJ fans last year I think it's you going into a rage against them
so is OEL just a meme now, I thought he was supposed to be good. Nylander embarrassed him tonight
>be Montréal, known separatist
>team is named after thing you want to separate from
>get cucked by team named after Blue Jackets, known separatist cuckers
It's inconceivable that one could intend for this to happen
If your team was founded from 1968 and later, it is a sunbelt team. If your team has less than 5 Stanley Cup wins it is a sunbelt team.
You are now aware it is legal in Canada to get a blowjob from your dog
you are now aware it is legal in Columbus to shitpost about hockey success when you have never won a playoff series, ever.
Reminder that Columbus is a PDObabby riding a hot streak that will eventually correct itself
legal in America too
>columbus and minnesota enjoying success
>you autistic faggots sperge out when it's not the same old pongs, blackcocks, and kongs at the top of the league
but then every US team is a sunbelt team except for Chicago, Boston and the Rags ..................
there's more habs fans in poolumbus than poolumbus fans and they stayed for a 10-0 beatdown in more numbers than would show up for poolumbus in a game 7 stanley cup kek
hang on i'm pretty sure a blowjob counts as penetration and is therefore not legal in canada
you could however get the dog to lick your bellend or bollocks
if you were canadian, that is
Every team but Toronto is a sunbelt team.
you're clinically retarded
This, who knew /hoc/ was just a collective of insecure cucks