/heem/: joe duffy edition

ahh artem help me subedition

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Honda not taking part in media activities
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/its-official-ronda-rousey-will-not-take-part-in-ufc-207-media-activities

>Dana claims Khabib could finally get his rightfully earned title shot
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-could-face-khabib-nurmagomedov-in-first-lightweight-title-defense

>Cyborg popped for diuretic/masking agent, faces 1 year ban
mmafighting.com/2016/12/22/14066128/cris-cyborg-tested-positive-for-diuretic-facing-one-year-usada-suspension

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=NDe13n_WpQA
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdzX9Qp7snU
my.mail.ru/mail/ufc144/video/597/671.html?from=videoplayer
allthebestfights.com/melvin-guillard-vs-mac-danzig-full-fight-video-ufc-on-fox-8/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

godking

Cody Bless

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Le full mount man

thank you, hope you do as well

I never realised how big Conors head was
It's huge

stipe tapped overeem's head on the canvas

t-minus 7 days

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honestly it looks to me like the part of the foot that meets the shin hit her above the hair line. Still a connection

OH SO YOU'RE A WRESTLER NOW?

I dont think it matters wheather it hit or not, the fact is that claw-ja tried to kick her while she was down. this plus the time that she hit JJ after the bell make her seem really fucking unprofessional

I forgot just how violent that was
>dat blood at 0:35

youtube.com/watch?v=NDe13n_WpQA

Is it true that kicks and stomps to a grounded opponent would make fight have a lot less wrestlefuckery?

stfu faggot

>"McChicken opens up with a wide touch butt stance."

no
grapplers can usually get up before the grounded strikes do too much damage
generally, they're useful for finishing off hurt opponents
also you're forgetting about something that would help the grapplers

"AAAAOOOOOOOHHHHH HE HURT HIM! MCCHICKEN'S ROCKED!"

It would stop jitz players like Hall with their "get in my guard" tactics

You make a good point here sir

This. Fuck soccer kicks and stomps. It's such an opportunistic and one-sided move. If you're in a position to soccer kick or stomp then you are already in probably one of the most heavily advantaged positions (aside from taking the back) and you have a ton of other options to continue maintaining control of your opponent.

If you don't want to get soccer kicked, leglock them.

I'm in favor of bringing back soccer kicks but not head stomps or knee strikes. Seems like a sensible balance.

That's OK though. Imagine khabib being able to use knees on the ground.

Is it just me or are neck tattoos are an even worse decision than face

With my teeth?

i'm not saying pride rules or "wrestlefucking" are bad things tho
i would love to see my boy kebab tear some goof to shreds with grounded knees

guess that's not the fountain of youth

With your arms. Watch some Imanari matches from Pride.

That's dumb as hell.

Anyone watching the Judo?

Is this while you're being kicked in the face?

KEK

THE DOUBLE CHICKEN DOES WHAT THE FUCK IT WANTS

i could heem all of you

Is Brindin Schlub a good fighter?

no

Can't believe you guys ain't watching the judo world tour

Never talk about martial arts again

Ngl it's fucking boring

Judo is fucking gay, only non mma martial arts orgs worth watching are striking

Brendan Schaub is, though. Schaub bless.

No, but Brendan Schaub is.

Schaub bless brother.

bored
taking webm requests again

Anything with Cody if you have it please
Or Faber now that he's retired.

Did you guys know Cody has eyeliner tattoos.

Bow down to the natty queen.

*dabs graciously*

I miss the Chris

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sage choking out pfister, some exchanges from masvidal ellenburger

*grabs graciously*

Wait what? Why did the ref stop this?

He saw the stiff arm response from getting hit on the button

Maybe it's just the camera angle but it looks like he's trying to parry and establish his guard

207 will do less than 500k buys

mafia!!

thank you

Yeah, either way it's a terrible mistake from Yamasaki.

>steps half in when he first goes down, Cody thinks it's over
>calls for it to continue, forcing Cody to step around, just to stop it after a few hammer fists

Either stop it or don't, deal with the fallout after.

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Ronda is still a huge star. Ronda vs Zingano sold 600k and it was a very weak card. This should do at least that. I think it will be around 800k.

Tate turned herself into shit by trying to become a more technical fighter. Started around her fight against Rin Nakai. Tate was a lot better when she fought Zingano.

How surprised would you be if Cody submitted Cruz?

Sage has terrible guillotine technique, which makes getting choked out by him even worse

entertaining exchange here

Have you or anyone got Tyron ko'ing Robbie?
I don't have that one

Any more of Masvidal dodging and countering?

ebi jitz is pretty fun i think

i know a webm was made of it on fight night, you can probably find it on 4plebs

Ebi will have open palm striking next year, should change those 50/50 leg lock battles

Jorge is gonna KO cerrone

Could you possibly get the heems of Mac Danzig vs Melvin Guillard and Miguel Torres vs Michael McDonald. The viciousness of these heems has been haunting me, need to see again.

idiot

When I think of all you do for us here at the /heem/ MMA headquarters, I am emotionally moved. Sacrificing a career and social life in order to provide us with the hottest 3-4 links of MMA news as well as a list of carefully compiled upcoming MMA events is something many would not be willing to do, but you sacrifice your life to improve ours. Thank you for all that you do man.

he'll give him a tough fight. it'd be dumb to play $ against cerrone right now with how he's looking

Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.

>those with a high salt diet will get upset when viewing this image

go to bed, you lonely goof
you have a long day of solitude and disappointment ahead of you tomorrow

sure

what his this kind of dancing called? theres that webm of tyrone and friends doing it too and its maximum cringe

He got dropped by matt brown bro, this hype train is way out of hand, he KO'd a stationary rick story and now hes no longer a gate keeper or something

>tfw christmas weekend

it's called shucking and jiving

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>tfw you hate christmas

You mean this one
It's juju on that beat I guess, I don't think it has a real name
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdzX9Qp7snU

>maximum cringe
Why? It's good to see fighters not be so serious all the time and hes actually really good at it.

>It's good
you deserve it Muhammad

don't be such a scrooge bro, spend time with your family

Why is there a maple leaf on your flag?

>tfw too intelligent to win only one title

i hate my family

You sound like a great person to be around.

Cheer up m8

whats on your flag? a cross? wow amazing

we get it you smoke weed

can anyone give me context for this shit

can't seem to find any decent quality downloadable footage of either at the moment

here's torres vs mcdonald
my.mail.ru/mail/ufc144/video/597/671.html?from=videoplayer

and guillard vs danzig
allthebestfights.com/melvin-guillard-vs-mac-danzig-full-fight-video-ufc-on-fox-8/

Heem is your family

same, I'll be here

we get it you need a license for your tv

1) when is this fucker getting a shot at the title
2) when the fuck is he coming to the ufc

My family only supports Dominic Cruz

I just use a laptop or my phone :)

My flag

His career failed so he has to pretend to be funny

what show is this

>1
when he beats decent, ranked opponents

>2
when he stops being bellator's only hypetrain and beats decent, ranked opponents