ok guys long story short, my brother went to a concert last night with a girl and she's sleeping in the couch RIGHT FUCKING NOW. dubs decide what do i do
Ok guys long story short...
Jose Parker
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Andrew Hall
Tuck her in
Logan Edwards
Wake her up
Isaiah Harris
show her your porn collection of course
Isaac Perry
let see her face
Ryder Fisher
Face + tut shot
Oliver Torres
Enter room slowly, start going "wololololo" so you they can faintly hear it, then, when they notice you, start raising your voice and squat, once they start questioning what on earth you're doing, whip out your duck and start jacking while taking a shit
Aaron Hill
Put her hand in warm water
Aaron Bennett
Take a pic in the first place god fucking damn it?
Jaxon Morgan
How did she get in the couch? Did she cut a hole in it kind of like star wars bantha scene?
Blake Thompson
This
John Kelly
Wake her up by clanging two pans and screaming "Praise Glaceon"
Ryder Reyes
go up to her and say "you dont need this shitbag, come into my room and let's fuck. if you think you smell anything, thats probably my waifu. its been a while since I washed her." and try to grab her tits.
Nolan Martinez
just leave her alone, you sick fuck
Isaiah Rodriguez
Air horn
Ryder Long
Go to bed and treat your brother and his girlfriend right forever.
Jayden Carter
Thiss
Christian Rivera
Slap her in the face the hardest you can while screaming
Nathan Ramirez
tell her to get out of the fucking couch, that's now how you use a couch crazy bitch.
Jonathan Robinson
dick slap her face
Hudson Allen
Cover her and the couch with lube like a tentacle birth
Liam Gonzalez
roll and record it
Joseph Myers
grab her tits
Henry Price
Throw a bunch of cold water on her
Jack Powell
Post pictures of her already
John Perez
Picture of face then hand in warm water till she pisses, then remove the evidence.
Zachary Fisher
dubs and both of these happen.
Eli Baker
WRITE "NIGGER "ON HER TITS
Easton Nguyen
go find wherever she left her purse, take it into your room, and jack off into it. place it back where you found it
Daniel Green
Cockslap her
Jace Green
stick your cock in her mouth
Leo Perez
Post pics of her ass
Andrew Gray
go fuck yourself with these stupid dubs cancer
Elijah Perez
Play this video on max volume then grab a boob
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Matthew Watson
Well this thread is over.. op is fag wont deliver
Gavin Sanders
Do it and take a pic
Camden Lee
Shine two flashlights in her face and scream "Truck!" as loud as you can.
Brody Hughes
pics w/ timestamp or GTFO.
Jaxon Lewis
Over the course of the next 5 years, slowly eat away at her self confidence and self image through passive aggressive comments until she breaks and commits suicide.
Henry Smith
dubs. You gotta do it now OP
Noah Taylor
How's this for dubs? GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Aiden Scott
I say ths.
Benjamin Scott
Holy shit
Nolan Cox
FUUUuuuUUUuuuCK
Jose Clark
rollerino
Carter Peterson
STILL WAITING OP
Jonathan Ortiz
>▶
TRIPS
Kek HAS WILLED THE RESPEKT FOR WOMEN
Lincoln Harris
TRIPS
Cameron Gomez
Well played, Sir
Tyler Price
Winrar.exe
Kayden Gutierrez
It looks like this won and OP has gone and fucked himself.
Hunter Hall
That's dubs
Nolan Howard
OP is a FAGGOT
Isaiah Ross
Nothing, you autismal dipshit.
Xavier Rogers
Wheres the timestamp ?
Ops just a pathetic retard who want attention
Charles Stewart
Is OP kill?
Easton Diaz
Just slowly pull her pants down, touch the tip of your penis to the lips of her pussy, then quietly walk away and hope that she never suspects anything.
Brayden Sanders
On*
Gavin Miller
/thread
Nathan Kelly
Fuck this shit. I'm going back to /bant/ . That's the real Sup Forums .
Sebastian Jackson
Stop boolin' nigga and do it
Cooper Brown
slide your hand into her panties. if she wakes up, yell "I DID IT FOR INCINERATOR CLAYTON" and run outside
Angel Roberts
OP stop being a faggot and do it!