Femanon here. How do we deal with the dicklet problem?

Femanon here. How do we deal with the dicklet problem?
All across the world young men are dicklets and women are either trying to ignore it or just saying it doesn't matter. The problem is that dicklets are a national embarrassment and no woman should have to put up with it. I know I wouldn't. Any suggestions?

Hi there, "Femanon"!

Hi.

tits or gtfo

Timestamp tits or no correspondence

I'm not sure If I've ever had this issue.
Every woman I've ever fucked loved or loves me So they would never say anything.
I've noticed they enjoyed my dick the more I used it but that's all

Sorry dicklet I'm not a whore.

eey baby

You roleplay as women often?

If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

Timestamp and face or anything proving you female. Sup Forums is invested with fags masturbating to gay hung of dicklet thougs and conversations. Don't feed that disgust.

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hahahah

It's not wrong to have a preference. If dudes are allowed to hate small or large tits or long hair or whatever than let them get salty about their wieners. Less and less people are taking those kinds of dipshits seriously. There's a lot of them here but IRL nobody thinks the guy telling everyone that women are sluts for liking big dicks is a normal person

I think you'll find that the dick size doesn't matter.

Once you've given them genital herpes, they're going to have to make do with what you've got to offer regardless.

Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I responded to you because you're a female on teh interwebz, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

pic related, it's me on my couch (pretending to be from oasis lol jks!)

Did somebody say "futa thread"?

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Femanon here.

The average dildo is 9.5 inches.
Dicklets need to learn a thing or two about how to please a woman like a real man.

One of the only blessings I got in life is a big thick dick.. Other than that my life is shit

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OP, you are perfectly OK having a preference in dick size.
With that being said, it is perfectly Ok for me to have a preference in not ever wanting to date a feminist cunt like you. Equality is great!

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big tits and asses are just better too. way too many bitches in the itty bitty titty committee thinking they're entitled to porno cock.

At least you cunts can get implants for that.

40 year old wizard with 156 IQ (tested officially twice - in 1996 and 2007), 6'2" (188cm), full head of luxurious hair, 20/20 vision in both eyes and everything seemingly working fine - wanna swap?

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>Dicklets

So sad.

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this is why I don't feel bad when I want my woman short, big tits and ass with a super deep vagina.

Randomly pleb here but I know for a fact that an official IQ test is given once. I know this because I was given an IQ test as an adult and the person giving it mentioned this. Carry on master wizard.

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unwanted and unloved feminists.

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>real man
talks about the size of fuckable plastic

Eh well - my army application in '96 failed and I was asked by a clinical psychologist in 2007 if I wanted to take it. Same result both times, but I'LL FUCK YOU ALL WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS

>titlet

You poor thing.

See? Dubs twice. Told you I'm a wizard.

Fist time I've heard that one pasta'd.

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Are dicklets even trying??

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Fucking sick b8.

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I-It's not like I'm into that or anything...

You're as much a Femanon as I, and it takes a lot of imagination to call me feminine.

femanon here

>it takes a lot of imagination to call me feminine

If this was a YLYL thread, then for some reason I would have lost

When youre ugly, its not strange to only have seen small limp penisses. Trying to insult someone with a pokemon penis pun says something about your intelligence.

this bait sucks... I hope you trow all the fishes you catch back

Actual Femanon here, my boyfriend is just over 5 inches and I don't have a problem with it. In fact, sometimes it feels too big and when he gets the whole way in it hurts because it presses against my womb

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tits or gtfo

Femanon here. Anything under 9 inches is only accessible on a healthy newborn.

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tits or GTFO

Dicklets sure are a angry bunch.

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tits or gtfo

>still hasn't posted tits

Nah because that would break a Sup Forums rule
If you say so, he's 18

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I'm not going to you stupid dicklet. I already said I'm not a whore.

>mfw I wrote that
>mfw I'll never be able to prove that I wrote that
>mfw in my profession, it's probably for the best that I'll never be able to prove that I wrote that

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only niggers are dicklets, niggers have tiny little poop-colored micropenises.

Tits or Gtfo...

Dunno, how do we deal with the fat woman problem? So many white American women are fatasses, and sluts these days...

>dicklets

Not even once.

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Asians can grow their dicks, with magic. Can I grow it to reach your full body height and come in your brain? Would that please you fish mistress? I'mma do that. I stay up too late! Got nothing in my brain!

hey bitch how about you GTFO?

>I already said I'm a whore. And that I should go into the kitchen where I belong.

ftfy

user is user.

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Exactly. We're all givers, here!

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Fucking dicklets I've had it up to here with you stupid assholes. Dicklets are the fucking worst!

It's not like I want a femanon to laugh at my docket or anything

I think I heard whale noises

Triggered Fatcunt

>still keeping up the facade
Thanks man. You wouldn't believe how many anons post shitty bait threads and then easily give up. You are keeping it going and reply with the proper reaction. And that alone deserves some respect.

this is the last post I'll make in this thread. goof job OP, you faggot. you baited a lot of people. I want you do do something for me. go to the nearest mirror (if you have one) and look at yourself. your folds upon folds of fat. you tiny shriveled penis, and ask yourself was this worth it. did it do anything good for you. did this make you a better person.

love, user

ps. capcha: extra calle

More tit Fucking

So you actually think about things like this and the best solution for your problem is posting on Sup Forums?

on Sup Forums and still thinks shes not a whore?

>can only be satisfied by monster cock
>not a whore

Pick one Ms. Whale

So your saying women who show their tits when asked, which is a known tradition on this site, on the internet are whores? A woman should be allowed to show their boobs if they want to and just because someone says something like tits or gtfo guess what we can't actually make you leave so you have the right to decline just because you don't wanna show your tits if your even really a femanon doesn't mean people who do are whores way to slut shame faggot what ever gender you happen to be your an idiot.

Okay, have you ever thought about solving the problem of women with flat chests or ugly pussies?
No cause you understand its not their fault and demeaning someone based on their looks is a shallow thing to do.
Pisses my off that women claim that you should base someone on how they look they they do it like its perfectly fine

I've seen this exact same thread before
>Guaranteed replies

read this you fucking retard

Found the ugly worthless toad with a big weenie, he's here pretending to be a femanon. Don't worry. One day, some slut will find out you have a big dick and make you her fucktoy. That is, until she finds someone with the same size weenie who isn't an ugly worthless toad.

I've got a 4 inch cock. not my fault so in your opinion OP what am.i suppose to do?

show us your feminine penis

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I'm so desperate I'd bang you hard

Why do I find this so hot. There a name for it?

You think I've never read that before?! My gripe is with calling someone a whore who shows there tits when someone says it. Why don't you read you spastic fuck.