Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Still here

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still here

You are bricking my heart

MeguMINE - ever lewder edition

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sure sure
well I'd be using a trial account so that won't be a problem until I actually get to like the game

you just posted that 1 last thread, try harder

Winner present.

fuck I laughed
Was ready for a lot but not a pun

Boop. I got distracted by copious amounts of kangaroo.

Shush up Shinoobulll
Thicc as fuck best dragon.

How can you lose a war against flightless birds?

Get the fuck out with that lewd shit, you disgusting fucking faggots. There's enough porn on this site.
Make a goddamn thread for it.
Then consider suicide as a career option.

Those sneaky cunts use guerilla warfare.

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well try to make a character on my world first
>gilgamesh
and then if it says its restricted then just pick another world thats on the Aether data center
>adamantoise, balmung, cactuar, coeurl, faerie, goblin, jenova,
>mateus, midgardsormr, sargatanas, siren, zalera
any of those will work, theres 3 dungeons that are low enough level for you to do on a trial account

hey rory

if evolution is real how did flightless bird win war against people

checkmate atheists :^)

Cowboy beepbop is trash.
Spiegel is trash
You're the king of faggots
Do you know the phrase "birdbrain"?

Says the entire anime's punching bag.

You should post more lewd Aqua or instead.

Sorry for late reply, kinda forgot what i was doing for a minute there.

Juvia
Wew now that;s better~

Firekeeper
You know i will~
Yup, i'm trained to do this~
Beer and one vodka drink because i ran out of vodka...

Says the memetier anime character
Speigel posting is a dead meme
The real Spiegelposter loves lewd
You should neck yourself

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People who don't have a solid grasp on the species of pet they own shouldn't own pets.

Especially if they don't make an active attempt to fill in their lack of knowledge.

I "might" give it a try next week or so

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Megumin is not for lewd, the reason i suggest Aqua is she is perfect for the scummy acts you portray Megumin in, scum.

The drunk spiegel or the older spiegel?

Claiming best girl.

What up
Emus are vicious. You dont even know about Cassowarys.
Some birbs are intelligent, you are generalising an entire species. Its the same way humans are fucking stupid.
Some people just shouldnt own pets

let me know if you do, i'd be happy to play with you

nothin just sitting here, what time is it out in aussieland?

Megumin is for lewd if I say she's for lewd.
And I'm not gonna post scat porn either, you sick fuck.
The one that's not the "le ebin cancer killin bee" speigel.
Maybe Strayan's are just stupid?

I will but don't expect it
what else do you play ?

What?
I just fuck around and get drunk.

good
Spike do I get drunk?

on pc mostly souls, terraria, or league, lately ive been having a nostalgia fest playing games on my 360 tho

I think you informed me about Cassowaries
>don't pet the velociraptors et cetera

Scary motherfuckers.

>some people shouldn't own pets
/an/ is the board I frequent the most and it's: >thirty percent people who know what they're talking about
>fifty percent people who are convinced they're part of the aforementioned thirty
>twenty percent people who shouldn't have been told other species exist

I dont think so? You should

you're not already drunk?

You drink too much.

Hai Spike.

Megumin is for pats and treating kindly, Aqua is for painful sex that you seem to portray Megumin in.

terraria ? nice I've been trying to get "friends" into playing it

fucked up the greentext
son of a bitch

On PC now, n00t pls don't ban

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Well, I guess that's not the only thing you're trained for~
Ah, running out of vodka sucks... But hey, at least you still got some beer to keep you company~

ive been trying to get yuuki to play it for weeks, help me

Ok I am.
No.
Yesterday then a week ago then a month ago. Doesnt sound like too much

sup
Havent even boot up that game for the 3DS. It's still collecting dust and will continue to do so since I'm getting a ps4.
I've been thinking of selling it, but then I'd miss it.. so it'll continue to collect dust.
Good. I have a quarter pint left... I suppose if I take shots I'll catch a small buzz.

But I want to have painful sex with my waifu.
Watch out for those dropbears though

oh he's nice
but I read he doesn't like gifts so maybe wait for it to go on sale or trick him into accepting it

Damn, guess Juvia fell asleep.
Well i may have a few skills under my sleeves~
Yeah, i might go get some tomorrow. Well no actually, i stopped for the night~

You are not worthy of Megumin.

>b&
speaking of terraria, have you gotten a chance to play any more firekeeper?

suprising, i figured if you had anything to drink then you'd already be working on it

he wouldnt give me his steam cause i said i'd buy it for him if he added me :(

Sell and buy for PC, or just finish it in one sitting and then sell it.

Oh, for some reason it felt like you were always drunk..

vid.me/rpic

For wanting to consummate the marriage?
Fucking prudes. How am I supposed to make children with my waifu?

kys

Good luck spike
Ive had this bottle for a week before I touched it yesterday actually.
Why?

bad move , you should always wait for them to accept them hit them with a surprise gift

Have normal loving sex with her when she is of age.

Yeah, we'll se him tomorrow I guess
Oh? And what might those be~?
Awwwww, too bad, and here I was hoping to poke fun at you some more~
Sadly no, I've been either occupied with the project or frineds telling me to play CS with them.
BUT!
We're growing tired of getting our heads shot over and over through the walls, so we all plan on playing Terraria through Hamachi or something like that (poorfags can't even afford to buy it, I know). So maybe in a month or something I'll be able to play the shit out of it~

is your family ok with your drinking or do you have to hide it from them?

yea i shouldve just asked for his steam first, help me convince him to buy it :^)

gross CS, sounds like an even bigger waste of time than playing league
>cant afford a $10 game
damn thats intense, but they made steam multiplayer so simple now! and hamachi blows

I have actually no idea..

Yeah there;s always tomorrow.
Well one's a stucco master of course~ ;p
> and there are a few that are better experienced in person~
Well you still could~
> even though the drunk is gone and buzz has worn off, and am in a weird mood and now re evaluating my life choices.

I havent told them. I think its better if I keep it to myself. Besides I dont get totally smashed or anything. Just enough to feel nice.
There has to be something. Go on tell me.

wait for it go to on sale only hope unless you want to trade it for x2 the value
if he's not here trick him into playing rocker league

>tfw no qtpi trap user who posts ahegao faces and loves to fap to anime feet
Kms myself

you had me at qtpi trap user then lost me

I'd settle for a sissy that can cook and tease me while I'm at work

>lies on

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no

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where do you keep your drinks? just hide them in your room and drink them warm? sounds pretty gross

but i dont play rocket league

I don't know. Maybe I only pay attention when you talk about drinking.

3DPD skeleton.

good
TRICK HIM

Oddly specifc
Hi
In my bag. I take them out here into the living room at night and get ice.
Ouch.

but im not a trickster, you trick him

Hiw hat's up
post folder

Drinking. You?

I'll see what I can do
but it would be hopeless is he actually is here lurking
no

Just woke up and looking for fap material.
Why is your hair so messy baka

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my hair is ok that is just an image of an anime character
once again I don't rp

Lewd.

I don't know what that means...

Fap to anime feet

>not assholes
0/10

ah, ok then, ice is good, warm drinks are gross

he said he was going to bed a couple hours ago, and hes usually sleeping now so we shouldnt have anything to worry about

wouldn't be to sure on that

Paying attention to every conversation is a pain.

Agreed they are much better cold

Oh you bet it is. But we kinda have nothing better as of now..
>We're all poorfags, keep that in mind
Yeah, yeah, I know as two of my friends already own it. But hey, maybe if we gather enough money we can finally afford it. In a month or so..
And another day of teasing, too~
Oh but of course, the best stucco in the entire state I presume~ ;p
>no doubt here, especially after yesterday~
Nah, I think I'm gonna pass... This time~
>less thinking, more buzz. Thinking after drinking leads to nothing more than sadness and a headache, trust me on this one

Assholes are where poop cum out

Doesn't matter to me ~
So are you going to help now or what
maybe

fungi come from feet
and da stank

right