Tfw going to have to play with younger family members during christmas

>tfw going to have to play with younger family members during christmas

Are you fucking retarded? That's the best part of it, not having to endure adults that are as dumb as kids but think that they have something interesting to say. You must be one of them

spoken like a true autist.

Beat them up
It's a good life lesson

Schooling your kid cousins in sports, made up sports, and videogames is the best part of Christmas

I am playing Fifa all das long. It is the Best Part. And I am a role Model too

Play what?

I became a family pariah for a few years for chop blocking my niece during a thanksgiving touch football game.

I became a family pariah after getting caught snooping through one of my cousins underwear drawers

>tfw mom's famous potato tower is cooking in the oven already

>family members are bringing doggos

Nice

My potato tower is cooking inside your mom right now as we speak

lads I love being a lazy piece of shit over Christmas

>be only child
>no cousins
>only one in my generation
Thank god I gotta listen to people in their mid-life crisis + some senile blabbering for 3 days. Best part is when they criticize me for not having a child yet.

I'd be out of this if it weren't for the inheritance.

>company liaison asked me if I decorated the christmas tree with my girlfriend
>I haven't even moved out yet

underage b&

>tfw can get away with cheating at monopoly because everyone in my family is retarded

>that person who buys everything that they land on

STOP

good goy

>people who team up

I look forward to playing with my niece and nephew, its fun

good post

>not having sex with your aunts to celebrate the virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Do you guys even understand the meaning of Christmas?

What is a simple sports game to play with my 2nd cousin this weekend so I can mildly molest her without her noticing??

6/10. It would have been funnier if you were Irish desu.

play futbol in the yard or something like that.

WTF are u kidi....
>that flag

oh i understand now.

wrestling