Why does my dick curve upward b?

Why does my dick curve upward b?

Here's a different angle.

My too, it's annoying

Some dicks curve up, down, left, or right. Then some are straight.

to make you feel better, it hits most girls g-spot

Mine curves down.

Straight dicks are best dicks.

Mine is curved more than that, but my current GF loves it that way.
When she's on top facing me the tip hits her G-spot at every push and she goes fucking nuts. She fainted on me once.

Upward curve is best curve

No. It's just as ugly as down curve.

Straight dicks are best dicks.

cause you have a tiny cock, no real woman would want anything to do with that thing that looks like a penis, but is too small to count

Femanon here, those kind are the best to ride OP, don't worry :)

be thankful your dick isn't straight like mine

upward curve feels amazing for girls, hence why you make a "come here" motion when you finger them

My dick bends slightly to the left.

>caring about what a dick looks like over what it fucks like
You're just a faggot anyway. No ine gives a shit about your horrible opinions

Upwards curve is the best according to girls. It hits the g-spot just right in most positions.

Circumcision can cause some curving, especially left/right curving. But a little bit up is pretty normal.

it's not me, it's YOU

Straight dicks are best dicks!

And there's nothing you can say or do to change that!

Straight is the most useless form for a dick to have. :^)

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It's what I like to call "pleasure model"

Downward curve=doggystyle king

shut up faggot

I know. It is very tiny.

how bout this one?

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Can confirm
Ranking of dick curves
>curve up
>curve down
>curve left or right
>straight

Slight curve

Howdy Sup Forums

Honestly? Delicious. Nothing to worry about. Looks amazing ;)

My curve

wow u just made my day. its usually shaved tho.

thanks femanon :)

Anyone have kik? Care to make a comparison?

Good, because I have the same looking pubes, and Sup Forums hated it last time. Nice dick bro

Aw. No problem! I'm glad :)

So you can suck yourself off easier

Mine curves up too, I used to be self conscious about it when I was in a long term relationship, but since being recently single I've been with a decent amount of women, and it seems like they've all gone out of their way to compliment it.

>can't complain :)

lets see a pic of yours first...

You sound like you're jealous.

I'don't say it's because when we were circumcised it left more skin on the bottom, so it then gives way for a curve upwards

I'd say* (auto correct?)

Anyone care to give their opinions on mine?

Hey. If your duck curves up, use it well, to stimulate the g-spot. She'll tell her friends that she came her brains out, and they'll be interested in trying you out.

If I was in the mood I'd give it good succ

kik dpower420 whip it out

do it..... DO IT

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that is a really nice dick.

Do what?

Mine curves on left, it's so annoying..

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