G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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just got a job fam

decided to give the wagecuck lifestyle a chance before offing it. Hopefully it's not as bad as it seems

i hope u like ur new job, user.

not OP, but what job? I'm gonna have to find one soon too, so I'm curious.

Same as always, butt sex and fisting tonight. It's what keeps me going...

because I got beer in the fridge, will probably get my hands on some good weed and Im part of a music event next june 25th

other than that I do consider it occasionallly

I don't want people I love to find my body
I don't want it to hurt me

Cause I'm celebrating losing 200lb with brownies.

congats on the weight loss.

Because I have my kids for another week still. I can't imagine the damage that finding my body would do to them. After that week...no promises.

it just feels like i can make it

divorce or what?

I'm lucky I can kill everyone on earth, and fly off on the millenium falcon. So I'll be fine.

Yeah.

Because I'm looking forward to getting a divorce.

Been doing two weeks on, two weeks off for 2 years now. Had a woman take interest in me after that, but she wasn't finished fucking around with her ex in her head. I feel used and lonely, and like today? I'd love to end it all.

sorry about that dude. Not trying to be a smartass, but finding your body or finding out that you are dead would be equally ( or even more) devistating for your kids after the divorce. You have to be each other's pillars, for a lifetime.

I don't want to take the easy way out.

You're using her too. Using her as an excuse. Copping out so you don't have to decide whether to work towards something right now.

Well the girl I'm with wants to talk ( and maybe forgives me ? ) after some serious bullshit I pulled with her best friend so at least until tonight I'm not ending it.

Checked.

Why would I?

You might be right. I thought I was working toward her, toward a relationship. I need to focus on a project or goal.

Because suicide is the easy way out for cowards and betafags.

HEIL SATAN!

I figured I might as well wait until after I play the Elder Scrolls 6. Not like I'm in a hurry or anything.

But they're really taking their sweet time, so who knows.

You seem like a smart person. I suggest penis enlargement surgery and real estate.

Wait until after you've finished reading the ASoIaF books.

Yeah, neither of those is gonna happen. Without a woman, what do I need to enlarge my dick for? And I don't have the money for real estate. I fix appliances for a living.

kek

maybe I'll just kill myself the day George's heart gives out.

pointless because you will die naturally anyway. so are you a fucking stupid cunt?

Sounds like you need bigger balls too.

>I've got a woman that gives me 3-4 blowobs a week
>just got a $6600 tax return and I plan to spend half of it treating myself.
>going to a friends wedding reunion today
>It's summer here in Canada so I can get out and start hiking again
>I love my dog and he loves me
>I would never do that to my kids, whom I love very much

All that said, I've though about it.
>Can no longer work as an electrician because of carpel tunnel syndrom. Career over. Don't know what to do.
>Bi-polar. Makes life very challenging. This spring wive was 1 foot out the door from leaving me

Probably. I have a bike I want to fix, I want to get into blacksmithing. Those are good enough goals to start with, right?

have to finish my math study and finish my priestess run in dks3

I'm too pussy, and my mom would miss me, as the only person

glad u care about your mom's feelings.

>G'night Ausfags
>Hope you had a good day
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF tonight

You'll either do it or you won't. My blessing (and anyone else's blessing) doesn't matter.

Because I know about the underworld community of Agharta and the magical secrets it holds...

nice dubs.
how are things down under?

it seems like an awful lot of work.

also im supposed to go to the hospital to visit my cancerridden friend.

There's still one person I can rely on to make me feel not completely worthlesss. But he's not availible to talk right now so that's why I'm here, hopefully I can be inspired.

Decent I suppose, economy is still shit, nearly done with Uni tho, got a job interview at mcdonalds so that's a pro and a con

g'luck on your interview.

I got accepted in the special forces and I got a 3 year contract, which will give me more points (in addition with the points I got from being in the special forces during my service), when a permanent military job application comes up! Technically, I'm set for life!

Thanx user, btw, is it always you making these threads? What drives you to make them?

Because I'm too lazy. Maybe tomorrow.

I still want my Lootboxes for Overwatch

congrats. good luck in special forces being a bad ass.

I've been wondering the same thing.

too scared. maybe if I try to improve my life things will get better

>wedding reunion

What the hell is that? You invite your friends to your anniversary?

Meh.. It's a pretty relaxed environment. The morning training is simple and easy. After that I'll just have to assist soldiers here and there, mainly making sure they do their shit right and getting angry at them for not doing shit fast. And just some night patrols every few days. Plus, it's 8 hours max, free transportation, a shit ton of day-offs and extra money.

I have ordered a new PC, I'm going to buy a shit ton of games, some anime/toku figures and then a VR headset! That's the real life!

Because me An Hero is what you want me to do OP, you massive faggot.

You invite strippers you fucked at your bachelor party so you can meet the bastard kids you made

Still got games to finish in my steam library. On the Witcher 2 so I might be here for another couple of months

marriage reunion. Not mine. And yes, at the 25 year mark a reunion is appropriate.

Have you seriously never heard of reunions for things like marriages, high school, etc at the 10-20+ year mark?

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Because life is good.

for high school, yes. for marriage? no.

Fuck off with this same cancer thread every day

Because I found a safe way to explore my fetishes. Now I don't feel so restricted.

Because op is a sadistic cunt who uses subtle hints to an hero

Hence the capitals in "KILL YOURSELF"

I actually enjoy life

Well, now you have.

Along with the porn gifs
Reminds you that you're alone and not getting any pussy

what game is dat?

I need to get moots autograph first

And it's the same things everyday

> I'm too pussy to do it
> I'm going to soon as I...etc etc

Makes you feels and think "yeah what's the point in life"

Second Life, I was in a sex dungeon where the players were looking for random sex. Most of the women were hoping to get paid a tip of in game currency but it's not required.

>gbp
>good boy points

dont u gotta pay for that shit to get all the different models and stuff

Could be. or OP could just be procrastinating, or maybe he has a boring life, or he has a good life, and only does these threads when he's bored. ASSuming it's one person.

On the other hand, for the longest time I've been thinking about offing myself every single day. Until I realized that it's not my life that I want to end, but the situation I'm in.

I know it's not a fucking revolutionary thought, but I was soo deep in that horrible state for such a long time that this realization made me look for a goal in life.

I might be stuck in the same (work)place for a few years, but if I start to work on my actual goals and interest, then it's worth it.

>special forces
>going to order... anime /toku figures and vr headset
You must mean speshul forces

New side girl to make love with. Limited time we have since we need to wait for her son to sleep.

On a roll
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No & Yes. It's free. There's tons of free shit on the game. But certain models like the HD ones cost Linden, in game currency. You can earn Linden in the game to buy shit or you can spend a few bucks. The models you begin with aren't bad but normally people will tell you're new and sometimes will give you linden to go buy something else.

mental illness makes you retarded Sup Forumsro, glad you started thinking normally again

is it easy to find the sexy places?

because I enjoy being alive

Thanks, and yeah, I hope I won't fall back. Part of the "get better" plan is to visit Sup Forums less and less which I could do so that's a good start. But it's still nothing, compared to what must be achieved for me to be happy.

...

don't think about how much there is to do, just start doing shit

Example with this image. The guy has a basic linden avatar, more old school. The girl on the other hand has a mesh model which cost her 1000 Linden which is about $4. But she probably was given that by a sugar daddy or is also a stripper/escort and got paid linden with another avatar then used it to buy a new avatar. There are also places people can leave their avatars while they go AFK to be fucked and people tip you to fuck your avatar.

This bitch was being a fucktoy, afker for tips, and I just jumped on board.

Yeah actually just use the search feature. There's places like dungeons, beaches, clubs, etc. Just about any fetish you can think of exists on this game. Just be warned some of the players expect roleplay along with the sex. So if you don't want to roleplay search for FuckToy and it will give you a list of the sims that fucktoys are found.

so that person isnt there and you "fucked it"

how does that get you off?? its not even like cybering

ayy, almost checked.

yeah, overthinking could be a really paralyzing thing, did that for quite a while, but I don't wanna do that anymore. Still want to plan ahead of course, but I don't want to include too much " what if'-s in it, cause they are a bitch to deal with when someone's overthinking everything.

Are you okay btw?

That one isn't, this one was . I only used her to make a gif for fun. But why do people do it? Because its just like watching a porno with your character or a character you like. Basically a quick fap.

Example, Deadpool getting raped by a machine while a freak watches.

how the fuck do you manipulate to those positions? does the game have them programmed in.

thx for answer btw

Am not EXMIL but I have absorbed enough knowledge from friends who are to know that you completely full of shit. SF does not "help other soldiers" or do "morning training"...they do training non fucking stop, that's all they do when they are not training they are deployed & doing what they're paid for - killing motherfuckers.

Stolen valour is cool & fun while you're behind the veil of the internet, but try that nonsense in public & expect to get 7 shades of shit kicked out of you, and zero sympathy from cops.

i do it because of tradition now.
Hello user. how are u?
i'm glad you do.

Your obviously really unhappy OP since you tell everyone to kill themselves. But why don't you just kill yourself?

I have a job, a girlfriend, and my courses are going well.

Ten grams of heroin a day like any other day, I've been dropping $320 a day since 2015

How do you fund your habit? How long before you reach the point where your veins don't work & you have to shoot up in your tongue or dick etc?

im gonna eat pork today so...

actually i'm ok.
not unhappy.
i have my ups and downs like everyone else, but generally i'm ok.
how are you?
that's great man.
is that healthy ?

Got addicted to coke, dropping nearly a a grand a week on it. Now almost 3 weeks clean and my head is not as clouded, in which I felt in THAT rough place. Got the motivation now to progress in my career and fuck everyone else.

I write for MGM and idk veins seem ok, I try to use a new pin every time but I've had to move to the hands