What's the worst thing you can say/do at a funeral?

what's the worst thing you can say/do at a funeral?

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Spout a boner and wear sweatpants

show up dressed as the Grim Reaper and point to the oldest looking person

fuck the corpse you retard

play a recording of the person knocking on wood and saying hello

talk on your cell phone like the guy in your stock image?

happend to me once, wasnt so bad after all..

these....

Man we shooting up the funeral. Ain't nobody even scared. Hit your mama and your daddy and I'm aiming for their head.

kek

Say they deserved it and take a crap on the casket as its lowered

This party sucks

I'm horny

I know several people whose graves I'd love to shit in as they're lowered into the hole.

"Press F to pay respects"

Let Loose a huge loud stinky FART.
I did this at a Funeral for one of my relatives.
Was standing right at the casket.
Half the assembled were disgusted.
The other half were crying themselves laughing.

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after my dad's funeral i met my 7 yo blonde cute little niece.
she hugged me around my waist and accidentally rubbed her face on my dick which immeadiately started to harden up.
i still have guilty faps to the memory sometimes.

and then saying "yes, he's dead, for sure. when do i get my payment?"

Or just "i am glad we're rid of this pest."

bring a tinder date

checkd and keked

Jerk off on the face of the corpse during the viewing

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called the cops

THE DUBS STRIKE AGAIN

OH GOD MAKE THE DUBS STOP

I'd say defecating on the casket might be frowned upon...

Sup Forums lets roll
leak your ex gf
>Snapchatd.com

What a great day to be outside!!

piss on the grave

calmly and silently strip naked and climb in to the casket while everyone is watching. then close the lid and say "we're ready for our close up Mr. Demille"

What a great day to be alive!

I'm gay.

"HE'S MOVING!!!
nah... jk!"

Selfie Time!!

Just loudly say " glad the nigger is dead" when do we drink.

Actually, just spit on the body and say ur happy the person is dead and ur good to go

Drug addict funeral:
He died doing the thing he loved the most

Hello.... Is it dubs you're looking for?

Are you asking when we drink, or did you forget where you wanted to close quotes?

Use punctuation ffs. Calling others niggers and shit.

Say that the cemetery is really beautiful and people must be dying to get in there.

You're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a guest room!

I have a story

>be me, guitarfag for hire
>get hired to play at a funeral
>funeral for some cunt who got drunk/high af and crashed into a telephone pole
>wrekt
>closed casket
>parents of deceased mortified
>asks me to play Beatles songs during burial
>"easy enough" I thought
>at burial site w/ classical guitar ready to go
>family and friends arrive
>most people crying/misty eyed
>liekIfucriEbreetim.jpg
>start playing
>priest starts reading the last rights or whatever, I'm not that religious
>fat beta fuck waddles up to me
>think he was a friend of a friend of deceased
>middle of service he asks me a question
>"do you take requests?"
>mfw

this thread puts the FUN back in FUNeral

Ask the relative next to the casket, where is the dead person at?

Pretend you're getting a phone call, then pass the phone to the deceased saying "It's for you".

Taking advantage of the open casket to throw your garbage in it.

Lol he dead

FINALLY!!

There will be a point after the priest speaks where for about 30 seconds to 1 minute there will be nothing but silence.
Wait 5-10 seconds and do the "holding in a laugh" laugh.

having fun.

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Set it in flames come all over it and post it on Facebook twitter and Sup Forums

Get on your feet and shout "objection your honour!"

this probably isn't original but most don't do it but if you can get access to the playlist just play

'Highway to hell' - ACDC

if they're getting cremated then play light my fire - the doors

ding dong the witch is dead - Harold Arlen (great for inlaws)

another one bites the dust - queen

me being a snarky little shit I'm gonna request these songs make up my playlist

They molested me better than my own grandpa

wear jewellery from the casket

Turn up.

It smells like somebody died in here

get caught masturbating during the eulogy.

(it totally sucks)

Talk about munging discreetly; just sneak it in the conversation a lot or just say something like, "I know how much ___ enjoyed munging, and I'm going to carry on the tradition. In one conversation we had, __ went in depth about how important munging was to them. Now, munging is more relevant than ever. [Start to cry here]" during the burial. Someone will have to look it up, and likely will think they looked up the wrong thing...

Anyone up for a threesome?

"Wait, i just remembered he once told me that he doesn't want to be buried."