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Haha, Ben Garrison is unhinged. This cartoon is offensive to every single person depicted in it.

Hilariouosly and ironically, neo-Nazis will in the same breath deny that the holocaust happened ("nobody would do such a thing"), yet proclaim that if they had the chance, they would MAKE it happen.
It's the same thing with their views on blacks. There is no racism in the world, they will say, yet simultaneously declare that blacks are subhuman and deserve to be treated like slaves and criminals.

White supremacists really are among the least intelligent demographics.

Is that you bait?

Hardcore 1488ers are insane.

But to disregard everything said by someone you disagree with is ignorant. Even broken clocks are right twice a day.

Even broken clocks are correct more often than neo Nazis, wow.

Quit being a faggot, op, and get over it. What does this even change for you?

Grow the fuck up. Jews aren't the ones keeping you down. You are, you massive cunt.

Oh I have no problem with jews. I actually have always gotten along with them in my personal life...

I'm worried about it being found out when the day of the rope happens. I can get away with being a sympathizer that is human, but how I will be seen as the enemy...

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I'm just really impressed at the level of effort and professionalism that went into that drawing

Hitler happened although your brain cant fathom a mountain of dead bodies and even larger pile of shoes. But a less pile of ashes. Germany is a real country and hitler was a real man that started a real world war. Do you know which one it was?...Bet you dont idiot.

original

In the camps the guards were just as malnutritioned. There was no food nor there was medicine to anyone. Some of them even are from villages the allied bombed to the ground.

Neither, moron. Hitler tried to achieve peace 4 times but he was ignored everytime. The bankers started the war, not Hitler.

The problem is that the Jews have made an industry of the "Holocaust" and many of their claims regarding it have been proven false. They themselves had to publicly acknowledge that the "Jews were rendered into bars of soap" meme was not true.

Auschwitz isn't even the original camp, it's a reconstruction and Poland admitted it back in the 90's I think.

There's no evidence of gas chambers either, and no mention of death by these comically overwrought methods. Rudolf Hoess's own personal journals mention death by hangings and shootings, as well as disease, but no gas.

The "confessions" of Nuremberg were all bullshit and obtained via torture.

The danger in all of this is that it only lends credence to the stereotypical Jews' reputation for deceit and usury, and will eventually lead to more trouble for them. Jews are the #1 cause of anti-Semitism.

That picture though. I mean there are camps for fuck sake. And look at the colosseum. Humanity has been bloodthirsty since the cave times. These days its done over media and through the ego but look at stalin and lenin.

Is it really so hard to believe some antisemtic guy gained a large amount of power and through a propaganda machine created camps to murder the people he saw as subhuman?

Sure today in the middle east, jews are being murdered by muslims.

Thinking the holocaust never happened is pure conspiracy theory bullshit.

I mean i cant say for sure but i would be more surprised if it didnt actually happen than if it did.

looks like Murderface

You're retarded.

Nobody is going to be hanging jews, because you maggots can't even figure out who's Jewish without a last name and the internet to tell you so. Fuckers will be hanging Italians and Greeks just because they got a big nose

Who the fuck would put their name on this cartoon?

>I mean there are camps for fuck sake

There were. Only they werent such slaugterhouses the media tells us. Besides there were people from all nations but still jews are the ones who have suffered most. Aren't people supposed to be equal?

>Sure today in the middle east, jews are being murdered by muslims.

Israel was established with the cover of holocaust. No one would dare to critisize the jews when they massacred the palestinians and drove them away from their homes.

Honestly judaism isnt that bad. They are cool with gay rabbis and are about hard work and improving yourself intellectually.

I think most people just get salty about them because of how despite how small of a group they are overall, the amount of power they acquired through intelligence and hard work.

We idolize celebrities doing it through movies and music but we demonize them for doing it through business and because there is a religious element attached.

Dont get mad at them, learn from them.

Like the irish gets respect from what they did in Boston. Or black panthers and malcolm X.

But jews are all evil and shit cause its religious.

And they arent even really extremist about it. Like they dont force their religion on you. They actually keep it quite contained and among themselves. You have to work to become a jew whereas a lot of Christians or Muslims try and persuade you to join.

They do have a lot of influence in the media, but its up to whether or not you want to believe in their message. The same way you can look at a bible and either devote yourself to it or not.

Youre just looking for a group to vent your frustration onto.

Hitler respected the British and did not want war. Churchill however was bought off by a group of international bankers who called themselves "The Focus" and ordered to do whatever he needed to do to provoke Hitler into war.

The "canon" history is overwhelmingly bullshit. Jews were rounded up and sent to Palestine (ironic that Hitler helped establish Israel), and some to labor camps. The Madagascar Plan fell through when the Nazis lost control of those waters.

Unfortunately, Hitler's rationale wasn't entirely unreasonable; in the 20's and 30's, Bolshevism was tearing the place apart, Jews were less than 2% of the population, but over 50% of Bolshevik leaders in Russia were Jewish. Marxism, Bolshevism and Communism are all very Jewish in origin.

Considering how Zionists and Jews were so invested in both World Wars, and profited greatly from them politically and monetarily, it only makes Hitler look that much more right.

Well even if they werent slaughterhouses it was essentially as bad as North Korea. They were still enslaved.

To be honest, i am biased. As a gay man, i would have to choose Isreal based on the fact that they have Tel Aviv and in palestine, they rip anyone who is homo away to never be returned. So ill admit i have bias in that situation.

Obviously i would pick the country that would have my own personal interests over the one that would cart me off and behead me. So youre entitled to your opinion and im entitled to mine.

We will have to agree to disagree.

>Inb4 homosexuality is a conspiracy started by the jews to have us extinct from the gene pool
>Knew i liked dick since i was 8 and it had nothing to do with the media

agreed.

bad man, needs to be given help.

I find it kinda amuzing you gays still support muslim immigration.

Rabbis follow the Talmud. The Talmud states that "goyim", aka Gentiles, non-Jews, are like cattle and only exist to serve the Jew, and they preach this proudly. It is also acceptable to lie to non-Jews.

They're so racist and tribalistic that they don't even breed outside their race and they have their own ethno-state.

They cut baby dicks and suck them for fucks sake.

Look at how many times our "greatest ally" stabbed us the back and stole from us. There's no reason to give a fuck about them.

Speaking of Malcolm X

So fascism is better than communism and Marxism. You wouldnt be saying that if you werent born white.

I mean seriously, if you were black you would be arguing for the opposite side cause it benefits you more.

Im not being some SJW, im just pointing out logic. I am white, but i am gay. So obviously fascism would be less of an appealing option than cultural Marxism.

Could you imagine how fucking boring the world would have been if there was just the aryan race though? Like the whole world was just blonde haired and blue eyed.

Whats the point? And hitler was brown haired and it was just full on retarded. A bunch of men who looked nothing like the aryan race were trying to essentially replace themselves. What?

Anyone who ever claims an all or nothing statement is clearly wrong and you have to be a moron to even engage that or even have to think twice about that as if any sane, rational person would contest it.

boo hoo. how awful for those guards.

you really think they went without while giving their daily bread to the prisoners.

fuck off

I think the most hilarious thing about this comic is that Trump is depicted as Hitler, by the words reason, evidence, and logic.

I took it too, turns out I'm about 25% Turkish. Turks are white, right?

All I can say is
I AM SO HAPPY THAT THE REAL AMERICA HAS FUCKING DESTROYED TRUMP THE CUNT!!!

Way to go REAL AMERICA!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

Jesus. Ben can't draw without labelling every fucking thing. What a hack.

Where did i say that?

I mean, i feel for the syrians and i believe they should be offerred reguge. I think it was handled quite poorly and let room for a lot of extremists to slip in unnoticed. I dont support or go against it.

It was a complicated situation that could have been handled much better than it was.

Taking in millions of people from a vastly different culture, despite the religion of choice is a dumbass move. I am just as worried about the reprecussions as you are.

I have muslim friends that arent extreme so i wouldnt label every muslim as evil. Its terrifying how many are extremist and for that reason alone i am conflicted on the immigration but i never said i supported it.

You came to that conclusion on your own. The thought of thousands of muslims moving into my neighbourhood would scare the shit out of me cause im gay.

I literally said in my response, that i chose the country that was pro gay over the country that was anti gay, mainly because of its muslim presence.

L2Read mate.

Not even close. If anything you're 25% cockroach.

don't worry, you're not a jew
do some reading on how those tests actually work

We wouldn't have a refugee crisis in Syria if our governments would stop supporting an illegal and immoral rebellion against the lawful government.

I have white skin dark brown hair and green eyes tho.

Most people and races are tribal. Most have back-stabbed someone at some stage.

Have you ever seen photos of nazi guards beating the detained prisoners? No. You've only seen paintings and heard bullshit you believe because muh racism.

>What do?

Fuck off back to Sup Forums faggot?

They played the enemy of my enemy card to survive. It was a smart tactic. Of course they were in their own self interest. Just as Malcom X was for blacks.

So its fine for blacks to be proud of being black and the panthers but the jews are evil for being strategic?

You are born into a jewish family. You want to protect them and keep them safe. You look around and you see all these white catholic people looking down on you and then you see black people getting the same reaction.

You really gonna tell me that you arent gonna try and team up with the interests of your family?

Its easy for you to demonize them cause you didnt grow up with being forced into living like a slave. We grew up in the easiest and most open society. You cant ever understand what it was like to be a jew or black at that time.

Did you grow up being told you were gonna have to be a slave for your life? I mean we have it with banks and trends but its not nearly as bad as chains and whips. You cant appreciate how lucky we had it and how unlucky they did. They are demonized for being tactical about it. Because they didnt have the numbers to be open about it.

Am I white? Are you making ad homs on an anonymous Mongolian tapestry weaving forum?

Fascism is a mode of operation, not a political system. National Socialism (that's what "Nazi" means) is essentially a socialist ethno-state, ironically a lot like how Israel is run. Parts of this system were implemented with brute force and intimidation i.e fascistically.

Bolshevism and Communism are profoundly worse and deadlier than Nazism, only they murdered people regardless of race. Equality lmfao.

The Nazis did not want the world to be """blonde haired and blue eyed""", he wanted his nation back on track and wanted to reclaim the territory taken by Poland in World War 1. Every race had their own continent and he was fine with that.

Hitler's DNA, or maybe his sisters, has more in common with the North African/Southern European regions than Western or Northern European.

>Honestly hur dur bru burpee hieeeerrrr
>I think people hur nur nur der berpee buuh burh
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>NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
that's how that reads to me, you uneducated twat

I completely agree. The governments in most countries are fucked. Because they are full of people that are going for their own self interests instead of thinking long term for their citizens.

I understand that J3ws are terrible, but they are also white aren't they?

do you ever read anything other than the pretty books they made you read in school lil man.......
ban this underage b8

The short answer is no.

>I don't read.
>MUH OPINIONS
>feck you goy

You're excusing and legitimizing exactly the usury, deceit and manipulation which the Jews are infamous for.

When in the 60's were Jews enslaved in the Western hemisphere? They had already attained over-representation in the most profitable and powerful arenas by that time. Jews do not grow up being told they will be slaves, they grow up being told that Gentiles are their slaves.

Do your god damn homework or shut your fucking mouth, you pussy ass bitch. Black people are not your pets for you to virtue signal for.

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Fair enough. I made an assumption based off the opinion. On a mongolian tapestry weaving forum of all places. I have brought shame upon my famiry.

Well at least it was equal.

He did go on about the aryan race. I actually read somewhere that Hitler stated if he had to choose a religion he admired, it was islam. He thought catholics were lazy and respected muslims for their determination.

All are bad. Any extreme political mode of operation is typically bad for some group or another.

But fascism suited one race, whereas cultural marxism is focused on mixing which is just more interesting to me i suppose.

I wouldnt pick communism or fascism cause both are fucked systems. All i initially said was that to believe the holocaust never happened, was a bit tinfoily to me.

we allowed him to get this far to begin with, that's still pretty sad....
>you're call will be answered in: 8 MONTHS
>or longer.
>thank you for holding.
>*elevator music*

how the fuck are they a "race" AND a religion though????
EXPLAIN????

>Mongolian tapestry weaving forum
>or maybe his sisters
can I have some of your acid?

What a well thought out rebuttal. You have certainly beaten me with your refined and objective response.

>Not even bothering to had the extra r to the hur and dur, you complete and utter fucking retard.

That was the most childish response to an argument i have ever read. But go through life acting like a kid when you cant take in what someone else said and give back a reasonable response.Get back to listening to your mom getting packed by 'uncle' jerry.

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This.

Bolshevism had little to nothing to do with it you fucking dumbass. Economic hardships thanks to hyperinflation and MULTIPLE public figures saying the Jews were responsible for germanys problems is what truly spurted on this shit. I know you like to sound edgy and cool, but Bolsheviks don't mean shit when bread costs over a million deutchmarks.

Well they had no problem being pets for catholic white men. At least with jews they got bling.

Im just stating the facts. A certain amount of black people, like any race or group, were susceptible to being slaves. All im saying is that with the jews the chains that were around their necks were gold instead of silver.

I dont need to my homework because everything you read is biased in one way or another. History is written by the victors. Im just saying, take it with a grain of salt and understand how they became the victors and fuck off with your self vindicated race card bullshit. Were all in the gutter in some way, but some of like to look at the stars you bitch ass nigga.

Stop getting mad about your ancestors that had to go through shit so you could spend your day arguing some white kid who doesnt know shit on a board that mostly filled with porn and gore threads. Get real my nigga.

you're feminist propaganda does not deter me, goat fucker
>Not even bothering to *add* the extra r to the hur and dur, you complete and utter fucking retard.
LMAO so that's what makes me retarded, not adding enough 'r's to me little take on your well thought out opinions???
I see who the retard is here ;)
Thanks for the kek m80
Go read a book. One of the ones you DIDN'T read in high school this year.

First of all. I am not into feminism. More about women rights activists.

You know what. Arguing with a stupid person is pointless, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

LMAO, ;), ???, m80. I think its evident, which one of is in high school. At least i hope for your sake you are not past the age of 20.

Your genetics don't define who you are

Back to auschwitz kike

lol you will never understand literally nothing you silly twat, I was never trying to have an intelligent conversation with you as I don't see you as being capable of it with your previous posts clearly demonstrating a lack of knowledge on the subject matter on one hand while also being clearly bias towards the argument being acknowledged here.
You sir, are a silly willy twat.
I would hug you, but I'm sure you have a disease.

Listen guys the Holocaust happened just not in the numbers they say. (they were far, far less) My great grandfather on his dying bed told me this, as a "holocaust survivor" that he regretted lying about how bad the numbers were. They over inflated the numbers to create more shock, outrage, and most important of all, profit. The same tactics are being used in BLM for profit, do you really think they care about blacks, when they willingly had slaves before? even of people from their own race? Anyways, I am not a neo nazi, not a tinfoiler, but just going off what he told me. Apparently those who "advertised the most" got fat shekel payments, attention, etc.. It's why some of you will notice the absurd claims made in some of the "survivor" books. As a reward for his lies, he got his quote in the holocaust memorial, he got some huge position in the world church commission, etc. I am not a tinfoiler or neonazi though, so I was pretty neutral before he told me all of this. Just my 2 cents guys.

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Always nice to see some rational people

I could do with a hug tbh.

Oh and for the record, i understand the English language enough to mentally cringe at
>you will never understand literally nothing you silly twat

Never understand literally nothing

Which would mean that i would understand everything. Im fairly certain. Brb, just sending it off to Oxford to have a team of educated professionals, unlike myself, to decipher this odd and almost alien like means of communication.

Yes, i am biased. I already said that. We all are. Thats kind of the whole separation of opinions and facts.

There plenty of articles listing different facts about the holocaust. Unless you are around ninety years old, its essentially an opinion.

Im not denying that its a conspiracy, im just saying that i would be very surprised if it was and if you look at the people that say it was a conspiracy are usually racist and/or anti semetic people. Which would mean they are a little biased too mate.