I am a lion

I am a lion.
AMA?

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Me too, would you fuck me?

Who won the battle? The sun or lions?

All 6 tits or GTFO!

Do you like lolli?
Pic related

Fuck you dude, I'm not gonna show you all of my tits

Roaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!
Lions did, dipshit.

>AMA?
no?

I'm a lion with a job

I've never met a female lion my own age before?

That sucks dude, gotta get some of that lioness pussy

KYS!

What's your relationship with father?

May we see the lionesses pussy box, meow......

dick pic?

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How would you rate my cock?

Cool, but where's your father?

My dad could kick your dads ass!

It's small and pointy on the end/10

Roarump

How can you call my cock pointy? It's perfect size for a lion!

This is a lion thread, nobody invited the witch or the wardrobe.

I'm a tiger.

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Mr. Lion, who would win in a fight between you and a Tiger?

My BFF is a tiger, he has a cocaine addiction.

I know you usually pick off younger members of the herd but what age tastes the best?

What do you think about Tigers?

>Be me
>A Lion
>Get jumped by a tiger and his baboon mate one night
>I got my ass kicked

>Wish I could say that was the worst thing that happened to my ass that night..

Thirty three year olds.

Not sure why, probably just the fact that there is thirty of them.

Now I'm a lion

I hate them!
Like two minorities mixed into one.
I mean are they niggers or gingers? Pick one faggots?

Pic related: another pic that baboon rapist posted on his rock tumbler page.

grrr

Let me ask you a question.

You have one wish, is it:
A) Your cock was as big as your tail?

or

B) You purchased a real dog whilst you was at the pet shop instead of that rat looking thing with the red coat on?

Pic semi related, it's me in my red coat.

would you homo with Trump ?

How can Lions even compete?

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that's not my dog, and I wouldn't want a cock so big I couldn't fuck someone with it.

Now I'm a Satyr

I'll fuck anything.
Tell him to hit me up next time he visits the African plains.
I'll be the last time he does Trump, after that it;ll sound more like an anal sigh.

Is it true that people have tough stringy meat and if so, do we truly taste better with ketchup?

What you and that dog get up to is nothing to do with me. Please GTFO of my thread.

I think I'll stick around

Bitch please, we fuck white chicks

How do I know you're telling the truth and not just lion...

Were you raised on Casterly Rock?

By not been so indecisive.
How do you hope to achieve purrrrrrr fection, when you can't even decide what couler you want to be.
Tigers are just like half cast baby's. You still love them like they're your own but there is a constant reminder that the colors have ran in the wash.

>Casterly Rock
Bitch please.

Nigger

Kek
>2017
>Implying I'm lion on the Internet.

Here you go newfriend.

Bumpedy

>think it's a lion thread
>it's a gay lion thread

jesus christ

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I can't help been fabulous, bitch.
This reoccurring digits BTW.

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Well that's my thread ruined.
Thanks for that faggot!

Not even claiming it was a good thread to begin with but death holds no hostages.

Anyone got the orriginal of this pic?

FYI, gay behavior is completely normal among male lions

Do the females ever lez out though?

That's an interesting question, let's do some research

I decided to follow suit and whilst I've yet to find the lezboss lions, here is a snap of the lion pride march. Just incase anybody didn't belive your 1st fun fact.

well, I was kinda joking about it, but it is indeed the truth

you are welcome.

Still yet to find the lettuce licking lions but here is more proof that male lions are indeed huge faggots.

only an idiot would believe anyhing the Op says.. hes .. lion. .. he admits to lion. so you know he's lion.

op is a faggot for lion to us.

Fuck off furfag, KYS.

or . . .

on all levels except physical blablabla
otherkin blablabla

you still don't get it, it's not gay at all!

I am lion, why won't you believe me?

You haven't roared yet, Lion-user.

I want to believe you user but blindly believing unproven facts can just be a pain in the ass.

Because I'm using a keyboard you dumb fuck.
FFS is everybody on the Internet this autistic?

Forgot to upload my disappointed lion face.

You haven't heard of Vocaroo. No need for that much edge, Lion-user.
And it was a bit of a joke.

I still can't find any lezbian lions...
Infact I'm starting to wounder how this species manages to reproduce? Do the males just get so full of cum and then perform some kind of mitosis?

Nah, they're just too horny, so when there are no females, they just hump each other.

Give us your best roar user, you seem to know what you're doing.
Show me how you do it and then I'll have a go.

I take it back. No thanks. Not in a professional sound-proof voice-over booth to record one, so I can't get into that fun as much as I want to.

?????

??????

YEAAAAHHH!

Thread competition time!

10,000 internets to the user with the best roar.

20,000 internets to the user who posts lezbo lion porn.

30,000 internets to the user that posts a video on youtube of them having a danger wank.
(Incase you skiddles don't know, a danger wank is when you shout your mum from a diffrent room and try and cum before she arrives to see what you want.)

ffs, there are barely any rule 34 pics of lez lionesses

>20,000 internets to the user who posts lezbo lion porn.

Will human women wearing the right animal print do or does it have to be lions?

Post it and we'll have a vote on it later.
You gotta be in it to win it Sup Forumsrother.

Bumping thread

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oh cool, you found something, I'll try more

lion.my/lion-animal/Lion Mating.htm

I'll get to posting some pics in a bit.

oh look, that's really lesbian

Looks like lions don't eat pussy guys.