Weird shit that's happened in your dreams

Weird shit that's happened in your dreams.
I'll go first
>Have dream that I'm watching an episode of Billy and Mandy
>Billy discovers that their neighbor is a cannibalistic psycopath
>His basement is filled with skinned limbs, chewed organs, and people in one piece but completely mangled and contorted
>Doesn't have enough evidence so Mandy sneaks into his basement at night when he's not home
>Takes pictures of all the fucked up shit in his basement
>He sees her
>She escapes him (somehow, even though I only remember one entrance to the basement)
>It cuts to Billy in bed on a stormy night
>He hears something that makes it apparent there's someone in the house
>He calls Mandy about it
>She's on the other side of the house so can't help him right away.
>Billy opens a door that leads to a hallway
>tries to open it all the way, but feels it push against him.
>out comes neighbor, knife in hand ready to stab billy
>Mandy comes from the door and kills neighbor
>swarm of SWAT follow
>they cuff Mandy and open another door in the hallway
>room is completely consumed with flames
>they throw Mandy in there and begin explaining something to billy
>(I don't remember too well, it wasn't that vivid)
>Billy begins driving to a pier, and the Grim Reaper is at it.
>When Billy exits the car, my dogs begin whining.
And then I woke up.

Nigga what the fuck

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I've had an odd dream where everything was completely normal. I went to a friends house, to the mall, then over to a bbq, met up with an old female friend and we went out for a date. Even got laid at the end of the dream. But the weird part was everywhere we went Mankind was standing there watching. Never saying anything himself, but when "he" would talk it was through Socko. Like when we were at the restaurant he was ordering his meal through Socko. Confused the hell outta me for a few days.

fuck off nigger bot

Listening to someone talk about their dream is even more fucking boring than listening to someone talk about their drug trip.

I had this one longass recurring dream
>Im a police officer
>Sitting in some office in a tower
>Dark and stormy outside
>Listening to radio static
>Riot breaks out on prison island
>Get to a helicopter and start flying towards the island
>The storm gets intense and I can't see anything
>Radio starts going crazy
>Collide into a UFO
>Wake up in some kind of basement
>Dozens of people lying over the floor
>Doctors attending to me
>One of them is trying to explain what's going on but I can't hear
>The doors to the basement swing violently open
>Everything goes extremely quiet
>Bright light shining through the basement doorway

Had that dream maybe 5 times. Each time, the dream got longer with more details added

Ok, haughty high and mighty faggot. Take a (You)

Then why are you here?

>be me
>had dream that there was an infinite looping waterslide that went around my house and it was super slippery
>fucking rad
>get on it for a while and have fun
>realize I can't get off it
>Eventually die on waterside
>famply wants to have a wake for me but can't get my body off the slide so they just have it outside by the slide
>people can only see my body as it passes by on the slide
>woke up in tears laughing

>be me
>having a dream in a dream where I'm asleep
>decide sleeping is boring
>remember I rolled two joints
>try and wake up
>accidentally wake up irl
>mfw there are no joints

not a dream, or maybe it is.

>wanted all my life to do LSD, but could never get some
>Once a Friend told me about hawaiian woodrose seeds
>contain LSA - spmething like LSD they told me
>dude said take 10 seeds
>tuck 20
>shit aint working
>tuck 20 more
>didnt know they start to work after 2 hours
>Feel weird
>want to Puke, cant
>Legs hurt like hell
>cant move them
>Room becomes gigantic
> the door is 2 miles away
>this is bad
>i start to remember a story about a dude who took LSA and shit himself
>i remember people saying "remember when XY took LSA and shit himself" and start laugh
>poor Guy
>i watched even a video of the aftermath
>everyone pissed, cause living room is full of shit, all windows open
>dude is crying in bathroom
>the same living room i am sitting in
>feel suddenly the urge to shit
>cant move my legs
>wait a minute...
>is this real?
>maybe i am the one who shit myself
>i feel my legs getting warm
>no no no
>this is not happening
>cant move
>everyone is looking at me.
>I am "that friend"
> i just shit myself
>I had this trip already
>i had this trip like 40 times
>its always different
>but I am always about to shit myself at the end
>and i have to choose
>let the poo go and live with the humilation of had shit myself in a room full of people
>or have another trip, ending again like this
>"one more time" i say to myself
>all over again...


till today i dont know if this is the real world, or just another Trip.

kek

>be me
>living in the us illegally
>damn why i am illegal
>maybe its a dream
>trying wake up
>it was a dream
>i live in a third world shithole
>left the us after visa expire
>cant come back
>mfw I wish i stayed illegally

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I don't see anything when I dream, just get paralyzed and hear screaming.

I had a recurring dream when I was 14 or 15 that I walked up to my house and there were a bunch of dead naked bodies drenched in blood hanging from the gutters. The age range of the people was like 8 to 50 I think, some male, some female.

anyone ever have something occur where an action within your dream wakes you up? Like I can vaguely remember a dream where I went to punch something and actually punched the wall irl. I woke up the moment I went in for the swing, it's weird.

My dad used to sleep atop a bunk bed. once he had a dream where he was falling from the sky without a parachute, when he hit the ground, he woke up on the floor. Is this what you're talking about?

>Be me about 15
>Have weird dream
>In some kind of mansion, walk into a bedroom
>Some Asian qt3.14 with metallic silver skin is on the bed
>Tells me her name is Kim Kardashian
>Tell her that she's not Kim Kardashian
>She tells me that it's only her name
>Go with it, have sex.
>Fucking going at it like a madman with this silver slut
>She starts sucking my dick
>Randomly teleported to the top of a volcano for some fucking reason
>Megatron from Transformers is there with me
>Tells me that if I truly love Kim then I will defeat him
>Knock his shiny metal ass into the volcano in one punch
>Randomly teleported to Armenia for some reason now
>Whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
>Kim is with me
>Megatrons voice echoes through the sky, "You havent seen the last of me"
>Fucking hundreds of Armenians are trying the stab me and Kim as we run away
>Hear them screaming, "BARBEQUE BARBEQUE" as we run
>Get to some dock on the ocean eventually
>Megatrons voice once again, "To get back home, you will need to get across Saudi Arabia"
>My face when Saudi Arabia is a fucking ocean
>Get on boat with Kim
>Going across Saudi Arabia at the speed of light
>Killer whales flying fucking everywhere
>Get to a beach on the other side of Saudi Arabia that has a bigger boat
>Kim is so happy that we can finally go back home using the boat
>Sucks my dick so hard that I wake up
>Seekingmentalhelp.jpg

kind of yeah, think I've had that too except I didn't fall out of my bed lmao. Scenarios or actions in your dreams that force you awake.