ITT: Vaguely describe a video game and let others guess the game

ITT: Vaguely describe a video game and let others guess the game

satanic dwarves resummon devil
old tech portal to another world
must find old chosen one
wings of fire

Cyka blyat

full of chads, played mostly on consoles, highly overrated, full of kids, cancerous, shitty mechanics

got shot in the head

woooooow casinos

damn dude why are these ants so big

choose between a 250 year old man a lunatic rome fangay and hipsters from cali

You break windows/glass panels with a blunt instrument.
Critters hop around everywhere
Military joins in
Compulsive stalker

>youre a shithead who is known for fucking around
>one day something at work fucks up the whole world
>kill all the fuckheads that came to fuck up the whole world
>go to sleep for 20 years

another settlement needs your help
let me mark it on your map

FNV

every mainstream fps?

>I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
New vegas

yeah, pretty much

be me, german man
Be part of german group to develop technology
Discover new element
Discover that it can bring the dead back to life amd alter memories
Find Russian, Japanese, and American, and Mexican to experiment on.
Mexican dies in experiments
Japanese, American, and Russian brainwashed to do German bidding

F4

>mould everywhere
>people in masks and guns and shit
>some bug colony is the "resistance"
>you end up with this bitchy chick
>not your dad lol

>someone died
>crash
>wife? WIFE?
>god loves you
>god give me voice
>god guide my hand
>WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO?!?!?
>"kill the child"
>nuke

outlast 2

>same game every year but with a different date at the end

cont
Element makes dead people into zombies, oh no
Make moon base
Invent teleporter
Boss makes me fix it every time he breaks it
Teleport him, his daughter, and dog
Daughter goes to moon
Gets trapped in pyramid
Oh no zombie apocalypse

cod waw

Call Of Duty Black Ops - Moon
Or just entire Call of Duty - Zombies franchise

>rome fangay
PROFLIGATE

>> tons of damage
>> 9 keys, no chest

>tries crossing border
>ambush from army
>they capture you on accident
>going to kill you anyway
>some twat from a village wont stop talking to you

Yep the franchise

Unironically, Skyrim.

EA sports

>spawn in
>walk to the closest town
>hear distant gunshots
>angry Russian pops out of nowhere
>ties you up
>force feeds you beans
>axed in the face
>hear Russian laughter while the words "you are dead" show up

dayz

yeh

>2 fish
>4 not-fish
>get gold or get them dead to win

skyRIM(JOB)

STALKER

Doom

CS:GO

Be me, kid
Live only with mom
Dad left
Mom is devout catholic
One day hears God
He says come kill me
She gets her knife and attempts to kill me
But a book falls on her head
Yay.jpg
Oh no its just a drawing i made up
Mom is actually trying to kill me
She tries to stomp on me all the time
Have to kill her heart
Then defeat satan

>get deceived by old woman who is not old woman
>family killed due to being tricked
>gets real mad
>kill everything that is not you
>continue to kill everything that is not you
>gets more mad
>has child
>teaches child to kill everything that is not him

The binding of isaac

Yes

Ayy lmaos everywhere but not in chronological order.

train go boom

FURRY HEAVEN
Cat pirate fights against Dog guards, Dog pirates, and other Cat pirates to get stones

Oh, and yeah, the game's harder than my cock when I see Emma Stone

Half Life

Damn New York is big and grindy.

winwar

>be thief
>actually help people
>stupid cops trying to arrest even tho im doing good
>friends with cripple and fatass

Remember to sage and report

>on plane
>best friend in cockpit shooting fools
>suddenly best friend "dies"
(is actually abducted)
>best friends gf cries like bitch
>jump out of plane
>start ruling entire city

>undead mexican

Slap chickens
Torture old men

>fast forward 20 years

We freemium now

Red dead redemption: undead nightmare?

>Wake up in a hospital
>Heavily mutilated
>shit goes bad
>go to Middle East and Africa
>Get half naked chick and dog as friend
>Take out commies and niggers
>Finds son in Africa
>Not really son
>Lose hot chick
>Have identity crisis in the end

The Division or whatever the Ubisoft fuck

>Be space wizard going to space wizard school
>Space wizard car gets shot down
>Meet up with fellow space wizard and find your way to space wizard school
>See bad space wizard on the side of the school doing graffiti
>Get knocked out then woken up by a Mary Sue

>Ain't that a kick in the head

rdd:ud?

>Ends up becoming Large Leader

siblings fight big turtle for woman

>in Europe
>get knocked out by crazy man
>get injected with a parasite
>kill everyone
>find annoying cute girl
>take parasite out
>save her and go to americuck

Division

Resident Evil 4

>be general of army
>apparently can fly
>bark orders to soldiers from sky
>rule world war 2

Souper Mayreeo

MGS:5

...

>Work in a company
>Suddenly you have free willing to escape.
>No one is in the building
>You hear a narrator telling you the path
>Be rebellious and make your own path
>Many eastereggs
>Mindfuck.exe
>Multiple endings

God of War

>nigger
>bike
>train

Yes

stately parable

>on big island
>some awesome king wearing an awesome suit
>forced to side with rebels even though you dont want to
>forced to kill awesome king for achievement
>realise you can get infinite money from awesome king

Stanley Parable

Sly Cooper

yes

GTA Jackie Chan movie edition

Yes sly

>updated my journal

Stalker?
CS:GO?

amnesia the dark decent

>Be me as teenager
>Miss my dad
>Grandma give me 5 bucks a day. Thanks grandma
>Snows once and everyone talks about it
>Stalked by creepy pedo
>Work at the docks
>"He killed my brother"
>China

Correct

Gta sa

Work in a meat factory.
Discover slaves/workers are being turned into food.
Free them using whistles, farts, basic instructions and mind control

Sleeping Dogs

Nah fam

Fuck I forgot the game names I know the answer

Abe's odyssey

we bash each other with cars and do flips and shit

>trash

Bingo

>loud annoying robot

>No one says they like it anymore
>people still play it, but would never admit they do
>was once an MMORPG, but is just an mmo now

>dad leaves me when smol
>leave vault to find dad
>finds him
>he dies

Oddwold: New n Tasty
I remembered!

GTA San Andreas

runescape

Runescape still meets the minimum standards for an rpg . SO no

Borderlands 2

>Hiya, It's me Imoen

ww II you play as usa soldier and in the first mission you play in north africa where you fight nazis

Literally any game made by valve

star wars jedi knight jedi academy