Today is my birthday and I've lost my bank card...

Today is my birthday and I've lost my bank card, my friend suggested asking the generous drunks of reddit to send me beer via the wetherspoons app. I'll post a picture of everything that is sent and I'll be here until 8pm. Download the app, set the pub to: The Unicorn, Altrincham Table 32 Chin chin

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>the generous drunks of reddit

>get new bank card

"But I don't have any money! That would foil my clever ruse!"

Thanks for the milk

Now for some sambuca and some fruit juice. Cheers!

I wasn't hungry but thanks for the burger

Would you like a pint of gin?

Would it come with some tonic?

Of course not.

What type of gin?

Koppaberg now. Thanks a lot!

Seeing these off like a boss

What the heck are these two

Why don't you just borrow some money from your friends until you get a new card and pay them back?

Ikr this dude playing on peoples Sup Forumsoredom

I'm going to send you a blowjob

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I just love the excitement of not knowing what is coming to the table next

app is stuck on "loading menu's"

fucking android.

This Sol looks nice and refreshing

Fucking do it, give OP a Bowjob you massive faggot!

This ice cream will go down a treat in this weather!

I sent you some jack daniel's, complements of America, instead of the blowjob because I could't find it in the menu.

Is this just orange juice or?

Send the drinks to that old woman at the table behind and say it's from OP at table 32.

That doesn't look like orange juice.

You have to neck them before you are allowed to ask what they are.

I'm thinking about buying you a shit ton and saying my card # got stolen.

I CAN'T EVEN GET DRUNK BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE AN ID RIGHT NOW AND I LOOK LIKE IM 16, BUT IM REALLY 23.

IM SO FUCKING PISSED. WEED ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. GOD DAMN ITTTTTT I WANT TO FEEL GOOOOOOD

Fuck off op you chancing faggot, everyone knows you can pay with PayPal, no card required.


You are a cunt.

Enjoy your smoothie sir

go for it tough guy

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Better send him this one, it is truly delicious

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Much funnier when you scroll up and realize that the face is actually in the picture

Why did it have to be strawberry and banana!

Love the knicker bocker glory! Thanks!

It was the only option!

Brewdog! One of my favourites. Thank you

Everyone order a shot. Make.him throw up

9%! Jesus.

Wonder what this coke is mixed with

More coke, and not the drink kind.

3 Jack daniels now! Urgh!

Carlsberg just made it to the table

Thanks for the empty glass?

Now for a pitcher of a Godfather. What on earth is a Godfather cocktail?

Followed up by three sambuccas!

Getting fancy now are we?

kill yourself

We are here for 1 more hour and the staff seem to be getting just a little annoyed with is

I'm struggling a bit now

Someone please order a Blowjob for this motherfucker.

Not sure if they are on the menu or not

An order of coleslaw just came to the table. Thanks!