I need to hurt my dick in order to avoid having sex with my gf. Give me your avice. I'm actually using a razorblade to make a few cuts.
I'll post some nudes later.
Pic related: My gf.
I need to hurt my dick in order to avoid having sex with my gf. Give me your avice. I'm actually using a razorblade to make a few cuts.
I'll post some nudes later.
Pic related: My gf.
Why would you wanna avoid ?
Why don't you wanna fuck your girlfriend?
get some nacho queso really fucking hot like until it is bubbling like a tarpit and pour that shit right over your shaft
Why would you hurt yourself? Get a cock cage and put the keys in a bank chest or something like that.
She has that crazy look in her eye. I wouldnt wanna risk knocking her up either
Get poison ivy. That shit will wear off after a while, but with a razor blade you might accidentally your entire penis.
Why don't you wanna fuck her fag ?
Need to make her stop having sex with me for two weeks. Need a really good excuse.
accidently what?
lurk moar
You haven't told us why? You got some std wtf
he might accidentally the whole thing, are you blind?
I do
Is that you dont want to fuck that thicc
Oh well just tell her your taking new meds or a pre workout that won't let you get a bonnet
The fuck dude, don't use a fucking razorblade, just tell her that you want a pause from sex because your dick can't erect anymore or your sperm need to regenerate, use biological facts not self hard, stope being emo
Have you thought to tell her, I just don't want to/I have a head ache?
self harm*, stop being emo* don't be gay
Yeah razor blade is rough just tell her you lifted weights and thought you got a hernia so you gotta check it out
Hernia seems like a good idea. I'll keep listening ideas. Have this.
Get just a little poison ivy
lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>Snapchatd.com
thank me later
You fags have nothing better to do than butt in on ither peoples personal lives
how the fuck are you going to explain a cut up dick to your girl
"i was masturbating with razor blades and i accidentally cut my shit up"
Just tell her that you are slightly interested in vaping and thus potentially be gay. After 2 weeks or so tell her that her cock is the only one you want to suck
bump
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Hopefully the girl you cheated with is hotter than her. Let us see the girl you cheated with
Way hotter, but I have no pics.
>feelsbadman.jpg
show tits and face, then i'll tell you a great way you can not have sex with her