>Scenes where you realized you were watching pure unadulterated kino
Scenes where you realized you were watching pure unadulterated kino
Juan Edwards
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Blake Lewis
scenes like this piss me off so much
just invented conflict
evil for the sake of evil
onscreen confrontation for the sake of onscreen confrontation
why did he behead her? absolutely no reason. why did he take so long to do it?
hate shit like that tbhh
Joshua Gutierrez
Awesome movie. GOAT soundtrack.
Jace Scott
>invented conflict
Do you just not enjoy fiction, in general? It's all "invented conflict"
Kevin Nelson
>searching for steel
>kill everyone who knows how to make it
Jose Gomez
why couldn't they find a dummy head with the same color hair?
James Rogers
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This is my favorite scene from the movie. I love the depiction of hopelessly ancient ruins in an already hopelessly ancient Hyborian Age.
Christopher Lopez
Blake Williams
Jesus Christ dude have you seen the movie?
Nathaniel Flores
Why would Thulsa leave a witness? Better just kill all the adults and keep the children as slaves. He didn't expect Conan to become a barbarian.
Henry Russell
>witnesses
What would she do, call the Barbarian Police?
He killed her because he likes to fuck snakes, not women.
Parker Wilson
>Arnie is old
>Basil is dead
>John is ill
I pray Crom for a last movie lads
Bentley Foster
Pass down the secrets to the production of steel.
Anthony Mitchell
Maybe I should rewatch it, but I never got the impression that he was specifically trying to wipe out the riddle of steel in that opening scene. He was just doing barbarian things because barbarian.
Ian Perez
I didn't know James Earl Jones actually had blue eyes.
Gabriel Howard
Possible... He might just be killing all adults and enslaving the children. I always figured he also could sort of be testing the quality of the sword on her.
Landon Reed
James Earl Jones looks so much like my dad I can't take him seriously.
Blake Cox
It seems plausible that he killed her instead of taking her as a slave because he wanted to try out his new sword and she was there.
Jonathan Campbell
>I was blind, I could not have foreseen you'd become Conan: The Barbarian.
who writes this shit?
Jonathan Baker
>the wolves could tell he went from beta to alpha
Thomas Long
Your dad is a black man with blue eyes and long straight hair?
Asher Reed
>He didn't expect Conan to become a barbarian.
He should have taught him Greek then
Hunter Price
>watching this movie as a kid
Isaiah King
>I didn't know James Earl Jones actually had blue eyes.
He's much like Hitler in that regard.
Dylan Parker
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