I'm sick of people slamming on Family Guy but praising The Simpsons

I'm sick of people slamming on Family Guy but praising The Simpsons

Aren't both for kids and manchildren anyway?

I haven't seen anyone praise the Simpsons for 20 years

This

what year are you in dood.

Ones about an average Catholic family, and the other is family Guy.

I didn't know anyone did this.

The Simpsons go to a Protestant church

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Simpsons already do not have lowbred jokes.
And gags that all too long. That long that you already think
>Yeah, I got it, cut it now!

But in every other way, average Catholics. That's why they are all jaundice.

>there are more bad seasons of The Simpsons than seasons of Family Guy total

>average catholic family
you just proved yourself an idiot

Fuck both shows. It's all about South Park anyway.

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Yeah, but The Simpsons used to be amazing. Family Guy never was.

Go watch seasons 1-5.

Fuckin wut?

Hank hill is not an alcholic

Family Guy is pure, it just wants to make you laugh. The Simspons tries to make you feel feelings while having no consequences, you KNOW if Homer and Marge share a moment, it won't fucking matter and he'll be fucking up again next week. family guy embraces it, the simpsons has never stopped trying to fuck with you and it's god damn annoying. They're also afraid to make good jokes.

Yes he fucking is. He drinks every god damn say, 6 beers at a time. Go watch the fucking show

It's not only this but also

And he couldn't go without his beer for a day so he went to Mexico and poisoned himself.

3 different kind of arts

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and leak all your snapchat sluts

Hr has beers with his buddies after work. If thats your definition of an alcholic youre fucking retarded

Beer everyday is not being alcoholics man

Loving family guy

i think calling bob overreacting is unfair to

Life is not only porn

Family Guy is dog shit

Family guy has LOL moments

Simpsons is more quotable.

South Park beats them both though.

Hail Satan

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They are both pretty shallow and lame. Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers is a way better cartoon.

no one does you retard and if they did the only thing that would critize is that family guy is edgy while simpsons censor themselves to gore most of the time.

That's actually really interesting

Family Guy is to music as villi manilli is to bolshoi. As we say in germany with soap operas and many male asses - faggotry is as faggotry does. I see this joke on family guy.

>not funny family guy shame

Duck Tales is superior to Rescue Rangers you fucking noob.

When the Simpsons was funny, it was hilarious. When Family guy was funny, it was good but it was never as funny as the Simpsons.

Family Guy has no story arc, and relies on random jokes pulled out of a hat.

This tbh

Rescue Rangers has way better characters. Who here doesnt get a boner from seing Gadget?

I think Rescue Rangers vs Ducktales is the real question here

Yeah, the cutaways are just so irrelevant and hamfisted that they get tiresome. Especially when they drag on forever beating you over the head with the joke. The only one I can specifically remember is peter trying to pick up a dead frog and throw it out the window, it just goes on and on for minutes. And sometimes the Simpsons does that too, but not nearly as often as FG

>random jokes pulled out of a hat.
This, it's "jokes" primarily revolve around the idea of 'wouldn't it be wacky if x happened' then they just take it and make it into a flashback that they just jam into an episode anywhere
If it goes over well with the fans, keep repeating it until it stops being funny even to them.

The other kind is cringy edgy humor, the quality of which is so bad people wouldn't even post it in a ylyl thread

-References for the sake of references
-No fucking story arc whatsoever
-The same 5 poses copied and pasted for every goddamn character
-"Yes, Chris. I'm afraid that our Brian is dead"

Yeah I think Simpsons wins.

The chicken fights were beyond annoying to me, You could tell Seth was just trying to milk as much time as possible.

What characters has family guy actually killed off permanently? Like they actually die in the show and never come back?

>it just wants to make you laugh.
They can't even do that right, lame jokes are lame

the only time I laughed in a chicken fightsequence was when peter stopped mid fight to slam like 5 bills on the table to pay for the meal. That was a decent gag.

Muriel, Diane, both of peter's parents (adoptive for the dad) just off the top of my head.

"Peeeedaaah I can't believe you left your toy soldiers on the staircase and tripped my dad and now you have to work at his job"

A few. Peters mom, his step dad, the female news reporter, clevlands first wife, Mort's wife, quagmire's sisters fiance. Not many serious characters, but a few.

Both retarded shows, but at least you can numb your brain with them.

thx, haven't seen enough to know who died forever

>youngfag who never saw the good seasons of The Simpsons detected

Same premise doesn't equal similar results, you dumbfuck. And yes, i'll take the worst The Simpsons episide before the best Family Guy episode any time.

Totally relevant to the conversation
Thanks for your 2 cents

Family Guy has bestiality and pedophilia. Sick show for man children.

Way to misspell dewd...

quints have spoken

Both were revolutionary, but are now in the same bracket of shit, which one is leading changes month to month

Family Guy wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the Simpsons
Simpsons>family guy

he's a functional alcoholic. he drinks 6 beers + a day. people always think violence when they think alcoholic

terminator 2 wouldn't exist if not for terminator but t2> t1
FG sucks though, it's just that your point is flawed

it's funny. I know for a damn fact 80% of you are too young to her half of the jokes family guy says, which is why it sucks

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no youre just easily amused. lol some of us like some depth to our humor

South Park REKT Family Guy in the Cartoon Wars episodes. Called it out for what it really is. A hack show for autists.

haven't you niggaz watched simpsons for the last year or 2? it's gotten way better. Homer is stupid again and nobody listens to Lisa.

I thought he was orange? Not like getting your shit pushed in by a guy with a spray tan and a toupee will feel any better if you point them out, anyway.

yes, it is. Especially that amount of beers. It's not A beer with lunch on workdays, it's not wine at night with dinner, it's six beers every single day, sometimes more.

Family guy was good for 2 or 3 seasons, then Seth McFarlane proved he wasn't a good writer. He just point blank started taking material from other shows and shoehorning his played out "extra-long whatever" bits and emmy-bait musical numbers into every episode. So what does Fox do? They let him make more shows that follow the same formula with different characters. Tell an American Dad fan that the Trans Fat episode is a plot ripoff of a King of the Hill episode. King of the Hill and South Park up to 2005 or so were way better, because it wasn't LIKE TOTALLY ABSURDIST, BRO

I watched a lot of Simpsons in the early 00s and I really enjoyed it. Family Guy however does not fit my taste at all. It's pseudo-random jokes that go on for way too long without being actually funny (at least for me). They always feel like someone asked "what surreal thing would be fun here?" and then took the first answer that came in their heads. Don't get me wrong: I love nonsense humour (The Mighty Boosh and Monty Python are among my favourites). But Family Guy feels so forced.