How about collecting/ autistic hoarding thread?

How about collecting/ autistic hoarding thread?

What do you collect?

I collect kangol hats, but only those that fit me.

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Inb4 jizzus Christ checks in ITT

>this is a 42yo male's room

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I collect the tabs from soda cans,
Not that weird but still a little autistic

It's odd because they don't seem to have any use whatsoever.


I have a friend that hoards drummer boy bicentennial quarters.

This isn't even 1/20th of what we own. We have human sized piles and $12,000+ worth of plushies.

"We"

>more than one person

yes my fiance who is a girl. we are both autists who have sex with stuffed animals

Memes

How does a female do that? Does she insert plush into her vagina? Or actual human penis from inside of a suit?

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girls hump onto plush animal fur all the time when they are little. My gf just never outgrew it. Neither did I.

I stick unicorn horns inside her. She cuts holes in plush for me to fuck. then we do it in a plush pile. it's all very fun.

I think we found a goldmine

Lmfaoooo this is gold, more pics please. Put me in screencap

Can I see her fucking stuffed animals...

Go on user tell us more about yourself

Tell me you wouldn't immediately start humping this plush if you saw him in person and he had a strategically placed hole under his tail.

I would not.

I don't really "collect" as much as buy without selling, but camera gear, I suppose.

I have a lot more than this now, but am not going to unpack everything just for a new pic.

You are an animal don't stop

The only plush thing I might consider fucking would be Jessica rabbit.

I use to hump fluffed animals when i was 6 then i stopped when i was 9

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I went through a pro photography stage but I couldn't sustain it. Got out of SLRs altogether.

I hoard turtles. Be it figurines, plushies, statues, I collect them.

I have a small collection of branded hot wheels cars new in the package. This is my Punisher one. Hopefully it will be worth something someday.

Oh, but they do.

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Those are like 500$ camera's man I wish I had that kind of dough

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What is this reddit? include me too

>What do you collect?

STDs

Breh, that big lens is like $12K

I sorta collect pocket knives. It was never meant to be a collection type deal, but I like them so I buy a new one here and there. Brother actually got me this one

a black persons back yard

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I know man but bruh that shit is expensive are you a professional creep?

This
Pls i need to see it user

my gf

>went through a pro photography stage

Kek, no you didn't. You went through a snapshitting stage with your fashion statement DSLR.

>buys D3300 from Best Buy
>thinks he is a pro

Millennials...

>yellowish tinge of discoloration on its "fur"
>do i even need to ask why

please stop, i am going to vomit

Nope, I actually shot a national advertisement for a sneaker company. I was advanced at street photography, but SLR's weren't the best idea for me.

>fat fingers

how did i know

>pool
Wrong

You will really like this then

She's fat get a new one preferably one that's not a furry stuffed animal fucker

>my furry ham planet

Fixed.

empty beer cans

What a waste of $. Photographyfags are the fucking worst. It's always the gearheads who produce the least interesting work too.

No pics at the moment but I collect model cars.

She has an impressive chin collection, amirite?

>i am jealous and poor

Also stupid for not realizing that this equipment has paid for itself dozens of times over.

You'll grow up eventually, don't worry.

Don't mind him. He probably makes minimum wage working at mcdonalds

Show me some of your work. Let's see how utterly bland and generic it is.

I've always wondered whats the point of those ridiculously long lenses?

Just sold my collection to start a new one

Kek, it's so bland and generic it paid for my house, cars, and boat.

Equipment is only going to pay for itself if you're doing weddings, doing pro photojournalism (fewer jobs than ever for that) or advertising.

I have 209 mugs, I really want to stop or buy a bigger appartment

Reach, compression, subject isolation... take your pick.

The more reach you need, the more length you need. The more length you need, the more light you need. The more light you need, the more glass you need. Hence long and wide and heavy, and expensive.

Zooming really far in, retard.

Sure it will.

Sarcasm?

Kekekekekeke

Then let's see it, faggot. What kind of prestigious stuff do you do?

They are like telescopes....the more
Expensive, the bigger aperture (less loss of light).

You can get a cheap super zoom camera for under $400, but you'd lose stability and light when zooming.

But sometimes that's a good trade
To make, because very few people NEED advanced lenses.

>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
In this case, they're autistic works of fiction.

No thx

My mom makes her friends use me to take their wedding photos.

>being laughed at by a fat poor jealous autist

How will I sleep tonight?

why the fuck would a non-limited edition, mass produced, 21st century Hotwheels car be worth anything in your lifetime??

Who said in my lifetime?

And that's how you paid for a house, cars and a boat? Fuck off.

Also...
>wedding photography

Asian porn, but not because I am a perv.

My weird ass reason is that I think one day Japan is going to be wiped off the map by NK or China, or there is going to be a big ass crackdown on out freedom on the internet, so we wont be able to get that shit anymore.

>can't even spot a troll

Back to Facebook, son.

At least it's cool. That has no value.

What's the file size of your collection?

Imagine the amount of money they'll pay for it

But it has no zoom... it's a prime.

Yeah, still waiting to see your sweet pics.

i do the same but with diagrams of simple engines and techniques for survival

>waiting for the successful entrepreneur to post his business on Sup Forums

You have the intellect of an 8 year old.

I collect Walthers

Some of them really hold their value or appreciate also. That one could be an oddball that keeps its value!

>successful
>Sup Forums user

Pick one.

To a layman, getting closer is zoom.

any survival infographs, love that shit

How about I pick one for me, and one for you?

Should be pretty easy. :^)

Be honest, how small is your dick?

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Pretty big now, I have it spread out over 3 locations so if somthing happens I wont lose everything. Seems like the totals are 1.5TB, 1TB, and 4TB.

The day it would be worth something is the day I could go to jail for piracy or breaking some porn prohibition.

You're right, how could I possibly be so naive to think the esteemed photogragrapher we have in our midst would post some photos that couldn't be traced back to him.

Not as small as your savings account, and confidence levels.

That would mean his equipment isnt as unused as his cock, so no.

You're using Sup Forums, nigger. That shit doesn't even make argumentative sense. Do trolls even try anymore?

>McDonalds cashier detected

What fantasy land do you live in?

>no girls on Sup Forums
>only virgins
>only poorfags

You realize these are the oldest oldfag memes, right? That it's a joke?

You're living a meme, my friend.

nigga bout to make this a family heirloom lol

Be honest, which liberal arts degree do you hold?

So this is where oldfags go when they grow up... they become successful, and counter-meme their own memes.

Shit, I can't wait!

fuckin wrecked