Ok Sup Forums obviously this is too much of a good idea to let it go to waste, let's do it anyway

Ok Sup Forums obviously this is too much of a good idea to let it go to waste, let's do it anyway

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Ricin idea is better. A ricin recipe advertised as a new way to make synthetic marijuana.

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Bump, it's time the stupid were removed from the gene pool like the shitty leaves they are

thats not enough

youtube.com/watch?v=s2_y181reiU

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Apple seeds are poisonous or something?

They contain trace amounts of cyanide. You'd have to eat quite a few for it to be dangerous.

No they have naproxen sodium in them which help with headache kekles

Shhh

They contain amygdalin, when it comes into contact with human digestive enzymes it releases cyanide

THIS

should we get Sup Forums or /bant/ involved?

Too obvious/complicated. Everyone can get appleseeds, synthetizing marijuana is more difficult

Spread the word brother

can you go to Sup Forums ? they won't do shit unless they see an american flag, and i'm not an american

get the word out !

"New hallucinogenic drug can be easily made with apple seeds"
People will bite

This is true.

You'd have kids dying left, right, and center.

maybe we can combine them, like "side effects may include hallucinations"

the coffee thread is here

COFFEE
APPLESEED.

i went to /bant/
can somebody with an american flag go to Sup Forums?

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it was a good idea, Sup Forums too much of a cuck to actually do something these days

ONE. FUCKING. OFF.

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Well /Bant/ is full of shitposters. shall we start there? Too many smart people on Sup Forums (Except the libtards kek)

Yeah it is true. Kids are desperate to get high. Look this up on the internet
>Smoking Twix Bar

Bumperino
TopBump
Bumperoni Pizza
Anymore cancerous bump names I should add?

Yep i think we should start here with fake video, montage and spread it on twitter and youtube

Kek it will start like the Jump For Harambe or Cut For Bieber shit.
2017 is becoming something fucking truly amazing.

>too many smart people on Sup Forums
bait or summerfag

Well I was saying that there are some smart people on Sup Forums (How else are libtards shut down so easy?)

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Can we get this rumor flying or what?
Come on Sup Forums.

Someone need to create a fake site or just a fake screen of this

Well Sup Forums isn't doing shit
Just like what this guy said.

Anybody going to spread the rumor or is everyone bitching out? Because we have the advantage right now of tricking stupid fucking millennial teenagers into dying yet you're all bitching out.

This thread is dead. Good idea. Cuckold people.

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"Ground apple seeds prevents cancer" is too extreme. It has to be more subtle.

this most people know apple cores contain cyanide

what are the ways to absorb the poison, will it have affect if it is grind and inserted in the ass ?

we will say that the seed give sexual pleasure if inserted in the ass .

the fags will try it

Apple seeds help with transitioning.
Death to all fags.

That's not what I meant.
And I don't think they do.

What I'm saying is; People won't buy it. A way to prevent cancer would be revolutionary. We just found out ground apple seeds can do the trick. It's an obvious scam. The statement is too extreme, so they won't buy it. You need another excuse.

Here's the thing: If someone were to do this, they would have to get a lot of apple seeds first. It's unreasonable to expect people to buy shitloads of apples just to take the seeds.
So instead, we want to convince people to save up their apple seeds over time for a specific purpose.

Not a bad idea tbh.

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I didn't know this thread still existed. I thought everybody bitched out.

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We have one for fags and healthgeeks. What about the teens? There was an idea in this thread saying "It gives hallucinations"

Psychedelic effects only occur when you increase dosage fiftyfold.
Everyone knows this.

Hey, I got trips, nice.

Okay, so we need something that some people probably would want to do from time to time. But it can't be something they would do too often, because of the "acquire seeds" limitation.

Also "fags, push apple seed paste up ur bum" is stupid as well. No one's going to buy it.

helps speeds up metabolism?

We might promote it as an aphrodisiac, or say it makes you cum more.

Sure. Everyone wants a fast metabolism especially the fat people. it'll trick even more people. good job man :)

alright so we say it speeds up metabolism if you get enough to od on grind it up and mix it with green tea or some shit

Treat the flu?

niggers will fall for this

get it together Sup Forums
cnbc.com.3w2w.clonezone.link/cureforcancer

Lol topkek. Maybe say it is hallucogenic. Look up Smoking Twix Bar. fucking idiot kids are desperate to get high.

read the last paragraph

Sorry. I am pretty drunk right now. Captain Morgans + Jose Cuervo + whiskey = fucked up. I don't trust that link TBH.

Not that user, but it's just a website that lets you create a fake CNBC article.

we only need screeshoots of headlines and spread it around

Sorry about that man. I am just fucking fucked up. Rum + Tequila +Whiskey/Scotch = your fucked.

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HOLY SHIT BRO! SCORE! FAGS WILL FALL FOR THIS!

Who has that much available castor?
It'd be easier to say the green part of potatoes is the healthiest part.

Ground up apple seeds have the same amount of sex hormones traps need. No more paying for expensive prescriptions. KEK

No, it's a meme, you dip

Kek. He's that one guy who takes shit seriously and ruins the fun. Just don't respond to him.

i went to /bant/
can anybody ask for help on Sup Forums?

I'm too drunk to be heere. can't believe i can even fyuckjing tyope

you're way too drunk.
go to bed duderino

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Speading cnbc link to pseudo health subreddits on Sup Forums and to vegafagas

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Lol I know. My cousin and friends are telling me that but I like the feeling.

You fucked us all over. We needed to wait till the rumor gets stronger. what the fuck?

Sorry. I know I need to stop. Oh and btw it isn't bait kek.

it's supposed to be tested not tasted

fixed and website updated, but i think it's pointless now, nobody is doing anything

this could've been amazing

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i tried to shoop something we could use together to try and keep the thread alive

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adding 2 tablespoons of of crushed apple seeds to what?

FUCK I forgot to add to a glass of tea or something

Rip this thread

i think even OP gave up

>be me
>be 17
>drunk and on cocaine
>friends decide to pull a prank on me
>tell me we going to rob taxi drive
>reach destination
>friend signals me to grab taxi driver in a choke from behind his seat
>i've got my arm around his neck
>friends just look at me and say wtf are you doing
>something is wrong with me
>i get out of taxi
>friends apologies to driver and pay him...

god damnit guys. what are you retarded? let me try

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>smart people
>Sup Forums
Pick one