Waifu claiming thread: Birthday Edition. Happy birthday Tsuzu!

Waifu claiming thread: Birthday Edition. Happy birthday Tsuzu!

Previously on waifu:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have a good one tsuzu!

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Still here and No she does not

Claim
1461.29 yen plz
well it comes in handy for all sorts of situation
Sound comfy

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G-give me some time, I have to earn it first...

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Does she call you Onii-chan and stuff?
What kind of situations do you get yourself into!?

I was going to ask why, but instead I'm just going to assume it's just something you really like but can't explain it.
I know I wouldn't be able to explain red hair if you asked.

I suppose I could take it again... I'm not doing anything.

Ah, thank you again.

Thank you as well!

I don't even have that many of them, a-and nobody needs to see.

Test

Happy Birthday.

You're welcome

I'm up now. Dog got out of the yard. No. she just calls me by my name

Happy B.

Well a little bit more than a maid~

Okay, deal! But I need 1261.29 yen!

What is your name?

Just so we are on the same page that is 10 gdp
Ummm ones where if some people where to stop saying things it would benefit me
What bread is it?

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Happy birthday.

That's like 12$, right?
That's chump change tbh

I don't know what that is...
I need it!

Are you a raper?
Hi

Yes, hello again

Thank you! I appreciate it!

Ah, I'm not sure I really deserve it but I'll be glad to be here.

Thank you!

And another thank you!
I hope everybody is having a good day themselves as well.

Why is your palm all sweaty, cutie?

Then sign here, please.

I do not feel comfortable sharing that here. She is a dashchound

Okay!
>signs without reading

I could give a little explanation but it's lame and I'd rather not to.

I would be extremely disappointed if I had more Murakumos.

great british pound
No no no of cores not
OH MY GOD CUTE!

>furls up scroll and it bursts into flames and disappears magically
Kekeke...

They aren't -_-

That sounds about right!
I-it burned...
So when do I get the money?

Pic is her. Tomo

What does it start with?
Would you want to use it to rape someone?
I have a question, no troll, but would you be more comfortable if I were female?

I have the one Murakumo I need.

It starts with a D.

The D

It really doesn't matter to me. I'm just not comfortable with it in general

When you're done with your job.

Yes. The 4th letter of the alphabet

This?

Heh well okay.
Guess I really don't have a chance with you.
My name starts with an A
Your name isn't "Dick" is it? Cuz that would be hilarious.

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So that's a lot of for you to get together?
Aw she is so cute I wish I had a dog
No I don't like stuff like that

Please don't post lewd things

And everyone has a chance with someone, I just don't like getting involved with that sort of thing

Are you female?

>youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

Shut up you lol. If it's a friend's birthday from thread, I'll do it

Oh s- I didn't know it was lewd lol
And why not? Don't you want to be with someone?

Lewd. No its not that. Is yours alex?
Yeah dogs are cute

Hello Discount Stocking
Shinobill!

Ew Alex, hell no

I can manage it! I already found soneone who will give it to me!
Okay, then what's my job?

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woah lewd

Just thought of the most common A name to me.

kek

Yes.

Eheheh, I bow to inevitability. But no, in fact I'm happy it worked out in the end.

You're my servant now

I have reasons for doing things the way I do them. And it's not so much about what I want, as much as it is what's best for everyone

Yhea, but... what does that mean, other than wearing a maid dress?
Do I clean your home?

No I'm a male
I wish I had a staffy
Did you have to sell you butt

You have to cook and bathe me as well

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I'm a terrible cook! I can't even cook an egg!
But I can bathe you, I suppose...

Hope you get one eventually

No, I just have to do some housework!

I don't have a thumbs up.

Alright.

Hi Aikawa, what are you doing here? This isn't your home!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kek I dropped my name here before when I was trolling Louise
I don't want to do it again.
Why do you put others before yourself? That's not healthy at all.
Oh good then raping someone should be easy for you~

Whoo whoo! Now go get mad pussy my dude

Learn to cook then. Try frying since it's easy

Its fine neither do I.

Are you scared I'm going to find you and post pictures of you on the thread?

I fry the eggs every time! They're all normal and suddenly they get all black!
Who's home is this?

And you also have to stay at my place.
But I only one bed and its small!
Also you have to help me shop

Not yours!
Go back to you psycho

There isn't a lot about me that is healthy. Either way, it's better for everyone this way.
I have Alice, and that's enough for me

>Stocking belongs to me now xd

O-okay... but I will get my pay soon, right? Is there something I can do right now already?
And where do I sleep?

I like Aikawa

What if I take her away?

Wahwah-chan is psychotic.

Well, that's not actually possible to do, so it's not even worth considering

No not that. I just dont want people knowing my name is all

Stocking said that someone was gonna get jealous.

Probably wont cos I'm leaving the county soon
Right did you read the contract?
Why are you obsessed with my ability to rape?
do you want me to rape you?

I need to find something about you to hold hostage, but what...
Don't worry I don't own a Death Note~

Y-yes, of course!... I have to do some household work!

maybe...
>itsoneofmybiggestfetishes

Yeah but maybe when it settles down and stuff
Its not that.

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When will I get to know your name?

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TO TRASH YOU GO!

Usually when they're black, you want to take it off the pan a few seconds earlier next time

I wont ever give it out here.

I don't know about that.
I'll be back in a bit, we're playing Killing Floor now.

I'm going to call you Tomoko when I visit you then

How many sub sections did this contract have?
>grabs your neck and pins you to a wall
Yeh but it will be a few years be for that happens