Enter apartment

>enter apartment
>see this
>wat do?

>I can't wait to masturbate to you after you leave

>get naked
>sit on couch
>"suck my dick or get the fuck out"

>Why wait?

Like anybody lives in an apartment that nice. R
ight!

I would be calling painters to fix all the fucking scuff marks this bitch made on my railing.

Turn 360 degrees, run away

For a moment it looked like a huge black cock was going into her ass.

Damn this website.

>goes to garden
>sees this
>what to do?

You'll end up running into her, faggot.

at this point i think anyone falling for the bait is just counterbaiting.

Wonder why I'm in apartment when I own a house and then go home to wife tell her I wandered into apartment with naked women laugh and drink more beer

realize im in the wrong apartment hence the stairs

Wonder when the hell I got spiral stairs in my house.

Ask to see her dick obviously.

Wonder how can I have a garden if I live in an apartment...

Yeah you got me...

I was just pretending to be retarded

i KNEW it.

Turn 39 degrees and go to bed with a mild fever

Wonder why the fuck there's at least 3 fucking floors in my apartment

It's a trap confirmed

I guess I would be wondering why she's standing like that.

Is that really of your interest?