Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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You'll never be able to convince me that spiders are trying to do anything good for me

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Stocking user claimed

Why don't you guys post these on the anime board? I never understood why they keep popping up on Sup Forums

Good job, I was feeling quite lazy.

There was a guy who studied spiders in my masters program. He was really creepy :

No worries. Hope everything is looking better in the future if things are rough now. Just an local IPA.

Like....like this?

why don't we post it on /jp/? Waifus are literally Otaku Culture.
Also they're always here

To be honest, it's not as bad as it may sound. At least not as bad as you would take it. Your depression is something you can walk around if you work hard enough, but your gender dyspphoria is something you have to solve. Your self esteem stuff is high to understandable, as I have problems imaging myself as anything above the low are age scale in any parameter. Why do you consider living as a girl "deviant"?

Spoopy spuders are alright

Still here

He sounds like it. People who study spiders are weird
That's because they're one of the small things trying to kill you that you're able to kill instead

Sup Forums can have fun threads too lol. Doesn't need to all be gore and porn.

Why are there porn threads on Sup Forums when there are plenty of boards dedicated to it?
Video games when there are literally 3 video game boards?

You could make the argument for literally any of the regular threads you find on Sup Forums.

still here

>aussie saying spiders are alright
i call shenanigans

Let's not

Spooky scary skeles are spoop

Cheers~

Yes! 10/10
Dont leik speiders.

They will bring you good fortune I promise!
Get some sleep!
>i have to go, bye~
filename tho
bye tomo-chan

Good night, Mokarin

Cheers~ What are you drinking?
Night!

Bye and bye

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youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

They dont want to kill you though. They just want to eat your insects.
Not even. Why would I lie?
Inside of you right now is a
Spoopy
Scary
Skeleton
Are you going to just let him out when you die?
You should. Spudr a cute.

elfpire
I forgot to ask yuuki for id

Spudr a scary.

Of course not!

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Just some Glenfiddich 12

has yuuki even been here today?

spiders ? no thanks

yes he might be napping now

muggers

Fancy bitch. Cheers with some classy IPAs. Also apples for holo

Well what are you gonna do about it?
Nu. They a cute. Just look at this cutie.

Getting classy over there. I like me some scotch, but the hang overs off of it (are completely worth it)
nope.jpg

Snek>spudr

hello all

But he dances!
Not this spudr. This spoder a cute.

heya tali

FUTABA BEST GIRL (in main cast of characters)

Assumption that you're the same one from last thread.

Nyet, but he is still qt
Is she a futa?
>Gibs donut hole, donut, and glue
You know what must be done

Forgot pic

those hairs

Take him out of me. He'll burn in the sunlight

Never heard

Ben a bit. Hello friend

Cheers! Holo must be grateful for your offering
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Aye. Totally. Are you having beer?

Hello
c d b i's nope.
Im intrigued about donuts and glue

Claimed

Sadly just got here honeslty story wise I think she's who the game wants you to be with. Personally I think the others were lacking but side character wise kawakami is best girl

Look at the dance though. Snek cant dance!
The dance though!
Not if you keep ingesting
C A L C I U M
But dance!

Sorry, I didn't realize there was a new thread. It's not me living as a girl is deviant, it's me transitioning into a girl I consider deviant.

You're right!

konata

I dont think we're friends...on discord
But i maybe wrong
Donut holes too.
Sneks can too dance
Good snek

Agreed

its cute I guess but I still would kill it if I saw it on my room or near me

Nah Jack Daniels but you make me almost want to break out my Sanatra Select.
Hello snake lady.
Ill let spuder that dances slide. No squish just a catch and take outside.

So basically the one person who actually has a personality.

Well, it's almost like a sex change without the surgery, it will take getting used to and accepting it. Why do you have low self esteem?

Nope sadly not then she would be PERFECT

yes ?

too slow, i inhaled the donut hole before you gave me the glue, just gonna eat the donut now

So NOW what you gonna do about him?
Show me a snek dance.
Thats mean. He just wants to dance.
Das it mayn. Das it.

or bite

hmmmmmm maybe you should!

I haven't thought this

Back to squish butt is freaky.
Tis super special occasion drink though...

We are not. Only junko and yuno

>Glues mouth shut
I always put spider bros outside
To bad so sad

WHY? TaliZora#9002

Oh yeah i just remembered my thing i was gonna tell you

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Didn't mean to tag you derp

right
ears

Nah. He a chill spudr. Its the big ones you gotta watch out for. This one a smol.
You better. Times ticking.
Good lad. Spiderbros a best bro.
>thats not a dance thats a seizure
Why squish? ;_;

He was an skinny old man, probably in his 50s, long white pony tail with perma white stubble, sort of had the face of snape from the Potter movies, and all he ever talked about was spiders...

??? I can't find you? Liquoriceotter#9034

You knew what would happen
Its break dancing
It wont find you either ;-;

I know
I was just joking.
It's pretty much the equivalent of opening my Glenfiddich 21... not happening unless some kind of miracle happens

I watch out for all sizes

Nah. Das a seizure.
Smol and cute no bitey though. Just want to dance and gib hugs.

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Probably because I used to be considered "smart" in elementary school. Everyone would praise me and I believed them. As soon as I got middle school, my grades got way worse, and I was using my grades as a way dictate my self worth. This got way worse in high school as well.

Here dancing snake

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We're addding people? Add me Shinoa#3852

I love you ^-^

colors might mean something else

21 is good. Really good, tried it once. Miracles happen you will drink it one day.

Quads?

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Thats what I thought. The trick is to never die.
Thats not a snek though. Thats Snake.
Not with these smol qts. How can something this s m o l be hurtful?

I've always wanted a smug

Stolen

Now, do you think your grades got worse because of your ego of being praised, or was it you were over confident and didn't pay attention? Was your grades to only reason for your low self esteem?

cut me Yuno

I wouldn't want to keep it long to find out

>help me unglue my mouth so i can talk you fuck