Have a chubby tinder girl coming over tomorrow that lets me do whatever to her. What should I do do her? Dubs gets wins

Have a chubby tinder girl coming over tomorrow that lets me do whatever to her. What should I do do her? Dubs gets wins

show her your porn collection

No. Its not going to happen between us .b. I have mad love and respect for you and you're my friend but no.

Poop on her head

Twist a nipple it until it rips off her tet. You won't do it though cuz yous a bitch

Put sharpie in pooper + penus deep in throat. post on Sup Forums for proof

Have her clean your entire house nude

fuck her ear

If it is the same girl in the pic, you need to learn what chubby means.

Stick a tube in her pooper
Stick the other end of the tube in your pooper
Fart as hard as you can
Eat a whole bunch of pork and beans first and hold it in as long as you can so that you build up as much pressure and volume as you can

Don't wear a condom, proceed to nut in her, tell her you love her and can't wait to be parents together.

Feed her eggs

Kick her in the balls

jam sharpie in her ass and put it here

Measure her clit and compare its length to that of your micro penis. Report back here once you analyze the results.

kidnap her then make her a sex slave until she mentally breaks and gets Stockholm syndrome then marry her.

Make her eat a bowl of eggs.

Make her play Battletoads

Trips decides

op better fucking deliver

Winrar

Fuck her, cum in 2 seconds, get dressed and yell "that's why they call me the minute man!" And book it out of there as fast as you can.

Record the whole thing on your phone too, of course

we better see a post of her eating a bowl of eggs....faggot