ITT: Most Epic Movie Quotes

ITT: Most Epic Movie Quotes

"YOU CAN NOT PASS!"

>YOU CAN NOT PASS

i died

You shall not pass, idiot...

How about this?

"I was your father, Luke"

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God hates niggers

"You don't know the truth!"

"Either you do it or you don't do it. There is no such thing as trying."

Good one

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
-Anakin

"NO MORE BOOKS"

"The first rule of fightclub is, you do not talk about it, the second rule about fightclub is, you do not talk about fightclub..."

"Do you speak English?"

I'll be returning

...

Newfag!

I'll come back

"I will defeat you"

What's the most normie thing you've hear or seen
(normie meme in pic)

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woah that weights a lot

Being that new

"I'll give him the best offer he will ever get"

The man in a leather suit is now asleep

"You made a good choice."

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I thought the second rule was always try to have fun?

There can't be two

"I'll search for you, I'll discover you, and I'll get you."

"Johnny's coming!"

"Run to the helicopter!"

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My all time-favorite. I've seen this movie 1000 times.

"I feel the desire. The desire for speed."

Truthfully my dear I don't give care

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

"Yabba dabba doo, motherfucker"

Uit verveling!

"Iiiiiiii'm Johnny."

It's "get to da choppa!" you dumb shit

It's here's johnny holy fuck

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>you chose wisely
>learn the line, you fucking pleb

I can honestly recite the entire screenplay of the Mines of Moria. FotR is easily the best in the whole series.

people always ask me if i know Tyler Durden

Actually, he DOES say "You cannot pass" at the beginning.

"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You shall not pass!"

In the book, the passage is:

"You cannot pass," he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

>you chose wisely
>not you have chosen wisely
If you're gonna be a smartass about it at least get it right

This thread hurts.

try or try not, there is no do

"Damn Mike, you can suck cock"

ArE YOu NoT AmUsEd?

>One eyed vs one eye

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sweet merciful captain! - billy gillmore.

Ima Derrick, Derrick's don't run

Brr

license and registration cock sucker

"All that stuff I saw will go away...like crying when it's rainy."

"Ignorance is bliss"

We're fucked bro.

My mother always said that life is similar to a box of chocolates

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

"You're eliminated, shithead"

Yippee Yippee Yay, Motherfucker!

If it leaks, we can murder it.

"I'm too busy too bleed."

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May the force be with you! Forever!

"Ho, ho, ho! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!"

GET TO THE AERIAL SCREW!!!

"Stop touching me you stupid monkey!"

Friday - You got knocked the heck out

"I know what you're thinking. Why oh why didn't I take the RED pill?"

Frappacino! I need t.p. for my butthole!

'Go somewhere else or i will taunt you one time more'

"It's easy, we just kill Batman"

HASTA BALLISTA LADY!

Deal

William!!

Got time to doge?

topkek

Sprint Forest! Sprint!

Are you talking to me?

What we got here is a failure to understand one another

Mr. meme

Come and say hello to my friend

Heaven on earth or not?

What does that mean?

Yea, fuck time

Hello, summer...

Bride of Chucky 2.0 or eternal hellfire whether here after death, real or imagined?

Nier?

No duh!

Fuck you!

Ten dollars fucky sucky love you long time

"Who is John Galt"

"you wanna know who i got these scares"

"this is the greek city state known as sparta"

I want my five dollars!

"i thoroughly enjoy the aroma of inflamed petrol before noon"