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Up the Arse ed.

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foy stop single linking

literally nothing wrong with incest

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You're here in the new
Whats the big deal?

marion

sniffed that whiny little hypochondric out by the sheer autistic tone of his post

im more vigilant than most

Anyone got any first hand experience of how busy Alton Towers is over the Easter school holidays? Is it 1h queues for everything or not too bad?

Been trying to moonwalk for 10 minutes. Cannot wrap my head around the alternating movement.

t. north

>A father has lost his legal challenge against a fine for taking his daughter out of primary school on an unauthorised holiday during term time.

>The Supreme Court ruled against Jon Platt, who had won earlier legal battles against a £120 fine in a case brought by the Isle of Wight council.

Probably should have just paid the fine, he's probably spent tens of thousands on legal costs

going to stockholm saturday
staying for a week

who would you rather do a shit in your mouth

reviewbrah or tim?

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imagine lots of people here are hypochondriac to some extent

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anyone write any letters weirdly?
i loop my zeds

some sad twats hang out there talking to themselves

>theme park in the school holidays

RIP you

Good
I'm weeding out the retards for a better /brit/ experience

nein

good lad

had a wank and mostly over my little crush

why would you do this?

>haha fuck your traditions
>Sup Forums yanks rule lolololol

why?

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Choon

yeh like you. scared little runt.

NOT a fan of the emotions my willy has when I smooth my cat

>little crush
'nce

i dunno, cant you just live of microscopic organisms like the humble sea sponge?

Everyone always says it's bad but I dunno how many of the people saying that actually know what they're talking about.

yeh

on whom

Looks like he remembers being taught how to write a joined-up z from school, but is putting the skill into practise incorrectly

looks a bit like a willy

>joined-up
It's called cursive

took a week off
spending some time with the family on my mums side

Used to have a "mate" called Jon Platt when I was about 5-6 years old and living on a council estate. He was a couple years older and bigger than me, and nicked my Karate Kid figure, my favourite toy. I walked right into his house without knocking and grabbed it and walked out. His mum was stunned.

got fine motor control problems so i write it straight lol
same with all my subline loops

>Late night /brit/
>turns into real /soc/ hours
>thailad streams /brit/
>takes skype calls from the aussie that talks about doing a cide and liam
>we listen to these 2 autists trying to have a conversation with thailad
>both have the runtiest voices I've ever heard
>both full of autism

Ah yes, late night /brit/

not to the extent this fucking CT scan "i'm going to cost the NHS thousands of pounds and fill my body with radiation to make sure I don't have something it is so implausible for me to have it might as well be impossible" numpty is. trying hard not to be anry with the runt

*lets a yank """improve""" my /brit/ experience*
ahhh, high fructose you say?

>writing in cursive

oooh la-de-da mr fancy pants

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fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

eyence svy dry fear foonf sex seeben akt noine sen

it's half 5 in the afternoon here what are you on

wots this then i always miss everything good i mean autistic in /brit/

how do we stop football y*nk?

have trouble considering people with bad handwriting as human lol

of fair enough if you got free accom. my brother lives there, i visited. i thought it wa ludicrously expensive and quite boring tbqh. would have been gutted if i paid to stay there

women have such odd proportions

imagine walking around with a big fat bum and big chebs

its not that weird but i forced myself to change my capital As from being pointed to rounded cause its less momentum killing

Sat in the beer garden on my todd with a half pint lmao

joining them up makes letters harder to read

it's not bad desu

it was last night at around 2-3am your time.

full of 'tism

I said slag off!

I used to do this until the i started high school

haven't had a wank in a few days
willy is tingling

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do not understand the point in learning cursive it just makes communication more difficult which is the opposite point of writing

>board is 18+
>People posting about theme parks

Erm...?

fat twat

I like watching motion picture

My social anxiety increases when I hear English speaking people in public.

sounds highly 'tistic hope no one gave thailad any yous

talking to frank

*scribbles on some paper*

HAHA YOU CAN'T READ MY FANCY CURSIVE WRITING YOU DAFT NORTHERNER HAAHAHAHA

Fun doesn't have an age limit

actually cannot stand thainonce. used to tell him as such, but now i just never reply to him in the hopes others will stop too, and he will eventually leave

stockholm is quite a boring city yeah but it's very nice too. been a bit stressed recently so it's the perfect place to let the steam off

Not a bad day for it. I might invite my mate out to the pub for a drink. My mates never want to go to the quiet beer gardens like me though. They want to be sat out on the busy front with the traffic and knobheads going past. Rather be inside than on the front.

new 'rillaz lads

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where in bogland do you live lad

>DID YOU BLOODY HEAR ME U FOREIGNER I NEED A CUP OF TEA

who the fuck calls it "cursive" except bent yanks

it's just normal handwriting

> printing your letters beyond the age of 6
fucking hell

remember that runt from a few days ago who said he pissed himself during a lecture after being asked a question and dropped out the next day

anyone else here hold there pen with a fist?

Rotterdam.

what if they are dutch people speaking in english?

it is common for over-18s to enjoy theme parks

kek

Only when I'm stabbing it into my arm

> more incoherent nigger rap shite
lasted 3 seconds

I still call it "joined up."

>he's here

my handwriting was so bad i had to retake my AS levels because i got 4 Us cos a) i'm a big guy and b) they couldn't read my writing

no but i have a mongy grip
gets pointed out every time someone sees it

Is nicer than it looks, though it is by a road

I can hear English people from miles. Get goosebumps. English people very scary.
Believe me I can desqyinguish.

the french are so fucking bent
especially the parisian knobjockey that posts here

The Battle of Fariskur was the last major battle of the Seventh Crusade. The battle was fought on April 6, 1250.

The Egyptians used Greek fire and destroyed and seized many ships and supply vessels. Some crusaders lost faith and deserted to the Muslim side.

King Louis IX and a few of his nobles who survived were captured in the nearby village of Moniat Abdallah. The defeat of the crusaders and the capture of Louis IX in Fariskur created shock in France.

Louis IX was ransomed for 400,000 dinars. The kings of Europe, except Louis IX, began to lose their interest in launching new crusades.

The Mongols, who suddenly erupted out of the Eurasian Steppe, had their armies by 1241 riding westwards and during the Battle of Fariskur they were penetrating deep into all adjoining regions.

post frogs

>nigger

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I'm left handed so I have to carefully write block letters else I just end up with a smudged mess