Walk into McDonald's

>walk into McDonald's
>see this
what do?

Fist fuck

Nabledozzels!

tell her that her skirt is up.

"I'll have two McDoubles, a medium fry, and a large drink, please."

Order 2 mcchickens and leave

Order a a #2 plain with medium fries and drink

Take a picture like this guy did

Make glances and go about my day normally after. What else would you do? Fucking sexually assault someone in a mcdonalds you creepy fuck?

lick her calves

>turn 360° and walk away

tell the nasty skank to cover her ass

I bet she smells worse than the food there

>take picture
>tell her that her skirt is up
> order meal
> put pubes in meal once half way finished
>get another free meal

>approach slowly
>grab her by the hair
>slam her head into the ground
>finger both holes until blood
>slap diamond hard dick on tears as they roll down her cheek
>violently jam dick into her asshole
>fuck her violently whilst slamming her head repeatedly into ground

Walk up to her "excuse me miss, your ass is showing"

Buy a large big tasty meal with some McNuggets.

this

this
then shoot her in the kneecap

Get a boner.

Get my food and leave.1

>"mam do you not feel the back draft flying between your ass crack"

Eat dat ass.

Respectfully and privately pull her aside and inform her of the situation. Tell her to have a great night and hopefully see her again.

checked

Can i have one of those disgusting overly soggy veggieburgers?
Oh and if you guys sell mayonaise instead of fritessaus you can go fuck off.

ask her if she will take a quarter to pound her?

Lick my lips and then ask for a peach and cream pie..

You guys gotta be smooth before you can put the sharpie in her ass :P

>implying she doesn't want you to look at her butt

Walk back out and wonder why I accidentally went into Macca's instead of KFC

beat the shit out of her for being an immodest whore

Demand that Mulan Sechwan McNugget dipping sauce.

>mfw hookers tend to be the dumbest smart broads you'll ever meet

grab her by the pussy like trump would want me to

Only in Sweden
>FOB's actually do this

yeah whatever

OC from tonight. Sadly the only photo I got

I'd bust a gut laughing at the word "chef".

Is it normal to dress like this in 'murica?

/thread

Not sure but I wasn't complaining. At least she was skinny

Sir, I think ITS A TRAP!

for somebody pregnant in 14 it is... so a Louisiana grill?

For strippers, yeah.

kevin bacon workin the register over there

More like
>"I-I'll h-h-have two McDoubles, p-please... And a m-medium f-fry, and a l-large drink, p-please. S-sorry to disturb y-you..."

More like
"Welcome to McDo--"
"TWO MAC DOUBLE, FRANCH FRY, BIG COKE. 2 FRY. A LARGE DRINK. MY PHONE NUMBER IS..."
"We don't need that"

LMAO

at first i was like no... Kevin is younger then that and the hair is different.. and then i looked up Kevin.. wow... From ass blasters to trap blasters! kevin never stop fighting the common man..

"excuse me, are you the last person in the queue"

Buy that football for $4.95. That's a bargain!

ROFL I cant stop thinking of Kevin bacon working the check stand and eye this lady up and just saying to her.. Would you like some ASS BLASTERS with your mac doogle?

I NEED MY MCNUGGETS!

he's not working the register, that's the self-checkout

strippers wear huge sweatpants and baggy sweatshirts when they arent stripping...

>lick thumb
>fix eyebrows
>strut over
>Rest arm on counter
>"hey baby, I got this"
>place a 20 dollar bill. Paying for her lunch
>then ask her for a date

I would slap that ass as if there were no tomorrow

>people of wallmart

Such a classy place

So its Kevin Bacon buying Bacon...

Be a good muslim and honor kill her for giving me a boner.

Order, go home, watch some Tv.

Kek

Wtf is that picture.. beat her with sticks with some stuck up Indian nun watching>?

Grab her by the tushy

start sweating and try not to stare

you buy your fucking chicken mcnuggets, think about how you didn't get any at the club while you eat them in silence and then you go home and go to bed.

stick a french fry in her bum

but you would walk towards her?

Just another ordinary day in pooinlooland

>not immediately noticing the $5 footy

>At least she was skinny
you sound fat

ask directions to the nearest Wendy's.

...

Tickle her anus and call her Samantha.

chkd newfag

instead you should just
> Snαpchαt d.com
and leak all your snapchat friends

>Scan&Go

I did read it like

>Scam&Go

lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com
thank me later

my exact order every time wtf

Looks like this happy meal is going to cost me some jail time.