I had my first MMMF foursome last night, ask me anything

I had my first MMMF foursome last night, ask me anything.

Were you the girl?

Were you the girl?

Were we the girl?

Was there a girl?

Girl the you were?

No i wasn't the girl, i was one of the men, or the boy more likely, because i was 10-12 years younger then all of them

what is love?

baby, don't hurt me, no more

you get any dick?

*initiates beat*

we were all heteros, just for the woman's pleasure

So how long did she watch why they finger-cuff'ed you?

cuck much?

>greentext it nao

>ask me anything
How did it feel to be rubbing flesh with other dudes, getting their ballsacks against yours, and smelling their cum? Faggot.

>we were all heteros
>were
>were
>were

We came on the woman's face, so she was the only one smelling cum ;)

Fag!

so was the girl your GF or Mom?

Dont' be rude... or jealous ;)

How'd it feel being pegged by a girl while 3 dudes jerked off on your face

dacirclejerkin?

>I had my first foursome last night with a trap, ask me anything.
fixed it for you.

They were a married couple and the husband invited me and an other dude, to fuck her wife all together.

Sup Forums lets roll
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com

what position were you? like anal, vag, or mouth

>I had my first sexual encounter with other men last night and tell myself it wasn't gay because there was one woman involved, ask me anything.

Not any more huh. Did you suck on some grandpa cock in the heat of the moment?

are you still hetro?

> O.P pics or it didn't happen

Sup Forums at its finest

Every one of us was in every position, like vag, anal, blowjob, etc. But I got more blowjob than the other, I think she liked my young cock.

she/you did ATM?

I didn't interact with any male genitals, so I'm fine thanks. And they were like 30-35 years of age.

and the others? did they?

Ah, so your dick was swimming in all the other dudes' pre-cum that was in her orifices.
>B-but I w-was h-h-hetero!

I wonder what type of math or logic applies to it.

I mean if sexuality is not a scale but logic operation, one female indeed makes it a heteros experience.
If it's a scale however, with 75% male presence it can go either way considering 50% male female ratio defines regular hetero sex. It's exactly in the middle thus it makes it by definition bisexual encounter.

Fmm can be rounded down to claim it was hetero but anything with less than one woman per three man makes it totally gay.

Watch the journals next year imma write a paper about this.

Are you going to regret it when the herpes sores flare up?

We used condoms.

You completely missed my point.
OP's dick was swimming in jizz not of his own, with other dudes' dick.
OP's balls were slapping against other dudes' balls.
OP's sweaty thighs were grinding against other dudes' sweaty thighs.
The fact a woman, or ten women, were involved is moot.

So one dude doing another dude in the ass isn't gay if a condom is involved.

You can call me anything, I don't really care, I just gangbanged a MILF, and I liked it.

OP and the other dudes are all total fags. I don't care what excuses they use. The woman was just window dressing.

If that negates touching another guys manjuice, then you didn't have sex either.

You masturbated with a latex sock in front of 2 ppl at a given time .

"Choose Your Own Adventure #49: Timmy Goes to the Swinger Club and Gets Pulled In!"

moot moot moot moot
>pic related

>You can call me anything, I don't really care, I just gangbanged a MILF, and I liked it.
Well as long as you're open & honest about your sexuality, that's all that matters.

Wow so many salt in this thread from 22yo virgins because OP managed to get a foursome.

Sucks to be you guys, you'll never be as cool as this man.

O.P whatever

Technically, if everyone sticks to one hole, then a mmmf can still be a hetero thing for one guy as I have mentioned earlier.
For the one sticking to the mouth, if you just get a bj and be the first one to get bj, then you won't be dipping your dick in another guys goo. Thus there is one hetero in the group.

Other two with the balls touching make it gay. But with female contact included, adds up to one hetero + one fag or two bisexuals.

My theory still stands as in a mmf two guys can pick opposite ends, and if they don't make eye contact ( swiping on tinder for a more preferable sexual contact to make it more hetero) will totally make it hetero. In case of touching balls, again, it is same math.

Statistically speaking, the larger the pool of men in the sample, the gayer it gets.

In OPs case, however, they should have just cut the middle woman and be honest with each other.

Not even.
I'm just slightly amused at all the hate he gets from such a peculiar sexual act.

Gay dudes stick together.

Thanks man. I try to open my life, and have fun.

>you'll never be as cool as this man.
Yeah, never as cool as OP who played dick touch with two other dudes and some old cougar hag just so he could get sex with (partially) a female.
>salt
The salt is all the other dudes' sweat mixed with OP's. From their dicks.

What hate? Im just trying to introduce some math into gender studies.

Post pic or didn't happened

You feel so insecure about your sex life.

Really, that's cute.

Next week! OP and 5 other guys play Pass the Fleshlight Around!
>It's not gay! IT'S NOT GAY!

all nice and pre-warmed
and OH GOD SOOO MOIST

You overthinking it too much man...

Holy shit I was ask for a second real OP here.

Yeah we were, they got a divorce. Now Shes with the other dude and I'm hooking up with the husband.

Shit was so cash.

how gay are you ?

on a scale of 0/10 how exciting was it for you?
when ranking 1-3 how much attention did you get?
Did you stay for breakfast?
Did you take turns in the shower?
Who did you have eye contact with?
Did you loose your erection at some point?
Will you buy her flowers?
Are you hoping for a rerun?
Rate the experience and give your biggest insight.

I told you its prolly gonna get published in a journal or at least Imma get a conference paper out of it.

Title " MMMF Doesn't Have to be Gay, but OP totally was"

She was the girl, I didn't make pictures while we fuck.

...

I'm ten and what is this?

...

Well, i see that it's summer... ill be back in a few months Sup Forums...

>ugly face
>stretch marks
OP just jumped right into the dick pool though!

on a scale of 0/10 how exciting was it for you?
>It was like a 7, that would be more exciting with more girls

when ranking 1-3 how much attention did you get?
>I was a first timer, so I got all the attention from the girl, so it was a 3, she liked me because I'm young

Did you stay for breakfast?
>No, it was just about the sex, and we left

Did you take turns in the shower?
>Yes because we didn't come at the same time, who came, went to shower

Who did you have eye contact with?
>With the girl, as I told, she liked me

Did you loose your erection at some point?
>Yes, I was so nervous as a first timer, so I loose it some time, but she was so nice and blowed me immediately

Will you buy her flowers?
>I don't think so

Are you hoping for a rerun?
>Sure, it was awesome

Rate the experience and give your biggest insight.
>It's a bucket list thing, so this experience was a lifetime goal, and I hope I can make it happen again.

She is a really good looking mother with two children, not a Victoria's Secret model

>this experience was a lifetime goal
KEK
Such wonderful goals. You will go far in the gay community.

Further than you under your mother's skirt.

thank you for the answers
paints a realistic picture

now lets put mfff on your list

this is a giventake world.
would you also share your long term girlfriend/wife and some point in your life?

>B-but th-th-they're al g-g-GIRLS! I can't get h-h-hard!

You had a 7/10 sexual experience with a bunch of naked sweaty men waving their cocks around the room.That's gay as hell.

thats why you buy one and get 2 for free

What's her name?

when doggy you cannot see any faces

Any guys were black? Was the girl hot at least?

B-b-but it's not g-gay if you shout "YOLO" while d-d-doing it!

Skanque McHerpes

I think no, anyway I'm a romantic person, so I can't do things like this with my beloved. But before I marry someone, I want to have some experience.

at least one of the other men came thinking about OP and not the woman

Thanks man, it's on the list too ;)

If there's more than one erect penis involved, it's gay.

well, chances are that your next reincarnation cannot come to holo-Sup Forums and share his 7/10 exp.

back to the feel you go.

It's none of my business.

Oh okay, so you're not a total sleazeball or fag, just a closet/partial sleazeball and fag.
Make sure to tell your future "beloved" all about it. I'm sure it'll endure you to her.

Right below blowing a homeless man in an alley in a totally non-homosexual way. For the experience, of course. YOLOOOOO

>YOLOOOOO
And taking it up the ass from a black guy, for the experience! YOLO!!

Considering the kind of women this guy apparently goes for, she'll probably just chime in with a story about the time she got hammered by an entire college basketball team.

I would be curious about how much BBC, gangbang, rape, gore, etc porn you jerk off a day, and then you judge me.

We are all white, and she was totally sexy and desirable.

>B-but now I kn-know what it's like!
And knowing is half the battle!
Yooo-LO!

You WOULD be curious about another man's masturbation habits. Cuz you're a fag.

Any girl you would compare her to? How big were her tits and ass