Hey Sup Forums how do i get my sister to sleep with me we have a pretty close relationship we hang out go to the movies...

Hey Sup Forums how do i get my sister to sleep with me we have a pretty close relationship we hang out go to the movies together etc

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You don't

Not very helpful there must be some wincest Sup Forumsros with some tips and tricks

Become an hero

this
just download tinder or some shit

>asking for advice from other anons who have never done it either
lol

Seriously Sup Forumsros i really need to fuck her

she has been really touchy feely as of late hugging me for longer giving me compliments walking around in her underwear wearing Lingerie etc

>She's been wearing lingerie for me, how do I fuck her?

What do you want from me, the birds and the bees?

i want to know how i approach her

Try giving her a massage, or make an effort to physically touch her. You might also want to compliment her lingerie.

If you have a laptop you can kick back on your bed and put on a not so obvious but lude movie. Have some drinks that you dont need to keep getting up to make and some snacks.

You should prep the night before. Maybe grab a cheap ice bucket to throw a bottle and a mixer in. Clean your room and shit you filthy nigger. Make it smell all good and shit.

As the night goes on get a little playful. Maybe wrestle around, don't be obvious about it but have a gentle touch and she might be into it. Whatever you do don't be persistent if you can tell she is uncomfortable. Just shut it down and hope she blows it off as her imagination.

God speed user.

from behind, bitches love doggy sex position.

thanks Sup Forumsros

Also when the lude scenes come on just try to be chill and comfortable about watching them with her.

Also pick up condoms. If she askes you to wrap up don't blow it by having to sit there and convince her to go in without because you didn't fuckin buy any. You can slip it off after a bit and chances are it will feel to good for her to get mad.

Apart from trying to get into some semi-sexual/sensual situations and letting her do the step I dont see any way without creeping her out.
If you really are close to her you would never want her know the truth while it is a total nogo for her.

Making compliments about her and letting her know that you think she is hot (especially if you are drunk at that time) is the farthest I would push. And even that I would always start in a playfull manner.

Has she seen your dick yet?

yes she has

Any more pictures op?

sis in a bikini

my sis

Dam OP. She is hot as hell.

also have some pics of our mom

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Is that really her? Jesus dude. Do they model professionally?

MOAR

oh boi

Hell yeah thanks for being a good sport. Post updates if anything happens son. Make us proud.

found her fb want me to post this to her OP ;)?

Bullshit. Screencap or GTFO.

intradesting, go on

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I did some reverse image search and couldn't find shit. I call bullshit until you post a screencap.

DO IT FAGGOT!

Well yeah screencap the thread and send it you fucking nigger.

How did you find it lol I was trying to do the same thing but I'm on mobile.

How'd you do that? I seriously want to know. What did you use to find her?

Same. Maybe he found a way to use the filename. I didn't have any luck.

I'm honestly not even interested in the girl anymore. I just wanna know how he did that. I am seriously jealous.

www FB com/profile.php?id=1103746488

Maluue Brohammer

I found it(and posted it unlike the other faggot), somebody screenshot the thread and send it to her

used this its clearly a fb file name you take 1021060040002189 these numbers and insert them on a facebook url

Oh shit. Nice. Thanks, user. o7

I feel like I've intentionally left some of the file names. This might be some clever bait. He actually didn't even talk about it too much.

Found her brother

Ah see i tried that and it didn't work. Nice find man.

Well whether or not it's a ruse I'm sending her screencaps of everything when I get home here in about 15 minutes.

Another pic of OP

>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

Can somebody post a better screenshot.

Stop it guys. Just HOLD on.

This can be a disguised personal army request without you even knowing it.
Maybe OP wants to take revenge on both and stupiditly uploads direct fb photos.

Awell i dont really care tho

Its like they already having sex? Srry virgin here

>Watch Cruel Intentions, its kind of a guide

That's a normal brother/sister relationship, op.
Doesn't necessarily mean she wants to fuck you.

Kek
>be me come across a post on how to get sister in bed
> random anons work together to fuck him over (whether it's bait or not unclear).
>best kek is when someone is getting fucked over by his own post

If somebody can find his parents and friends I'll send screenshots everybody

so break into her room, hold her down and fuck her. Bonus points for live stream or webm for uncle Sup Forums

This smells more like an elaborate personal army request honestly.

Either that or OP is really fucking dumb.

why do you ameritards say "sleep with me" to say that you don't want to sleep but to fuck?

I honestly hope that OP is just really fucking dumb. That would be great.

Yeah it seemed too easy now you mention it

>Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story".

pic related

Probably drug her or get her black out drunk.

When I was a no kiss virgin I was into some really kinky shit that I masturbated to, until I got me some and don't watch that stuff as much.

So this

No need to get rude. Suspension of disbelief is key, my dude. Stuff like this is way more fun that way.

I'm almost home. I'll send screenshots and I'll let you know what she replies.

Keeping the thread alive until then.

Godspeed, user.

I'm going to stay tuned for the show...

God spead

why does his face appear so gay?

OP has gone silent, so this might really be just a set up. I still hope he's just a huge fucking idiot though.

this is sissy Op?

He's just another Sup Forums tard. That's why

you spelled autistic wrong

>dumbfuck

Though I gotta admit that she really is a cutie.

please dont dude i dont wanna have my life ruined ill literally do anything please

Kek

THIS

i dont believe any of this shit. Not going to ruin someones life for no reason

Bait

Might still be a good idea to message her about all this? I would wanna know if some weirdo was making claims he's my brother and wants to fuck me on the internet.

she might even know who might be doing it if it isnt her brother.
Definitely worth asking

lets ruin yur life

Yeah, that's what I thought. Might be a salty ex or some bullshit. Who knows.

>If ypu aont got tits this is all lies.

Go upstairs, Mom is calling you to go to bed

Try me little faggot

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

where'd you get that old shit from? good job, newfag.

Alrighty im home. Can someone do me a solid and get a better screenshot of the thread. I'm on mobile and I don't want to send her 50 screenshots if I don't have to.

This is the most obvious false flag personal army request I've ever seen

Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on Sup Forums?

this should be okay

! the new fags are here to replace all of you old fags. T
We will recruit the help of anonymous and back trace your IP and report it to the Cyber police! You better bjrn your PC and then throw are the trash can right now before they find you...

cwIfDuZEDoY

Ha this is a youtube video of her talking bout makup or some shit

Sweet thanks man.

posting on imgur because file is too big

You must be new here.

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There you go, fam.

>*liar

I see that someone else did not even graduate

>cwIfDuZEDoY


Malua Brohammer


The name is just to perfect for this thread.

>mfw some faggot is doing a hidden personal army request but it backfires and bro and sis have sex

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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