I had my left nut removed a few days ago, ask me anything

I had my left nut removed a few days ago, ask me anything.

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what was the reason?

What's your favourite element and why is it tungsten?

That sucks user.

I'm off to bed so can't chat, but just know it doesn't make you any less of a man.

What you do defines you, not physical attributes.

Peace.

Why the left one?

Do you have a fake ball now or just rocking 1 ball

Cos it was a leftist scum

>feelsbadman
hope your okay user

Also CHECK YOUR BALLS, any hard lump is a bad sign

Yes, pretty catchy and i love that kind of acoustic guitar

Tumor covering half my left nut, maybe not cancerous (waiting for the results)

true

Why do you still have your left nut?

The magic of prosthetics!
The surgeon was pretty good, they just open you up here and pull it out, and replace it by a fake one of the same size. You can even get it put in after

can you cup your balls and rotate them now?

pain killers?

If the results come back negative and your nut is fine you gonna have them put it back?

I don't really have one, maybe oxygen because it's nice to breath it?

SeeNot feeling bad, what's done is done, if i had the access to a time machine i might feel a little bad but hey, it's not like it's going to kill me

I didn't play with it very much yet because it's still bruised from the surgery so it hurts a little bit, i'll tell you in a few days

1g of doliprane 3x a day, but it doesn't really hurt, it was did expertly. I just feel like someone is pressing on my stomach all of the time, and it sometimes feel like when you have to take a shit real bad but can't, that kind of little pain.

Also the nice things is having a nurse coming every day to change the bandage, and since they are several of them working together it's a new one each day. The weird thing is i have an easier time talking with them (even if it's only for a few minutes), naked on my bed while they take care of it, than accosting a stranger in a bar... Weird how it goes.

Pic is the new bandage, way less pressure than the 1st one

Not sure if just fucking around or just obnoxiously dumb

>i'd give my left nut to-

What did you get for it?

"I'd give my left nut for..."

No that nut was lost, like i said a tumor was covering over a third of it. But that tumor is probably not cancerous, which is a good sign.

With my stupidly good outlook on life i'd say several years of life

are aou sure they didn't steal you one cidney?

i dunno man, those pictures look pretty doctored

No, Chad stole her a long time ago

At least your healthy and well now, heres to a long life x

Did you lose it in a bet?

Same thing happened to me in 2004. They recommended chemo, radiation, and a procedure called a retro peritoneal lymph node dissection. I told em to get fucked. Luckily, it hasn't come back as of yet. I was afraid that girls would judge, but they're mostly cool with it. But they will use it against you when shit gets heated.

Oh, about that bandage, if you ever have a wound that will need days of protection, these ones made of silicon are amazing. You don't feel them, they are smoother than freshly saved skin, they can move with your skin without pulling on the skin.
Really really comfortable

A bet against myself, i started to feel a lump months ago, maybe even over a year . . .

I can't tell you how many times I've bet my left nut

how did you find out in the first place? did you have pain or something, so ou went to doctor? or are you checking you nuts on a regular?

This is why it took me so long to get it checked. I didn't feel any pain, not anymore than on my right nut which is find (for now). On day while i was jerking off i touched my balls (don't really remember the exact situation) and felt a lump.
I started to check it from time to time, not really sure it was growing. With work i didn't really took the time to get it checked. I quit work a few weeks ago, took an appointment to a specialist (urologue, i would bet urologist in english?) who immediatly knew what it was, and i had it removed 6 days later.

And i forgot to add (even if i said it ), this is the main reason i made this post to maybe prevent this in other, you should all check your balls, at least monthly (or every few faps, so daily?)

frenchy detected. ok please describe how it felt, i will check my nuts later for the symptoms. also, how old are you user? what did the doctor say about if you are not too young for this shit?

is it because you have your smartphone in the pocket all the time?

Oh yes good idea. So i am 28yo, and i learned that more and more young people come up with this kind of pathology (not a lot, but still, more than before. Actually i'm part of a study to find possible causes of this rise), so not necessarily too young.
A normal nut should feel kind of like squeezing your tongue inside your cheek, while the lump feels really hard, not as much as teeth (again beneath the cheek) but close.

It might be a cause, but i'm not that active user (not many calls/texts, bluetooth and stuff rarely one), and i don't always carry my phone in my left pocket. Sometime the right, sometime in my jacket, sometime in my bag...