Tell me your secrets

Tell me your secrets

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I had sex with my best friend sister.

I once went after some girl I didn't care about just to prove I could even though my friend was trying to date her, I feel like an arse still

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

When i visit anyones house and theres a towel hanging anywhere i wipe my cock on it. It beats shaking etc no regrets

i get really fucking emotionel from tv series, wat do?

My woman does from 13 reasons why

I personally know a guy who got off from having cut one of his relative's heads off in a delusional state. He got let off on "not guilty by reason of insanity." He is trying to turn his life around, but some rightfully don't trust him.

Havent watched it, really as good as everybody says?

I fell lost inside when the main character dont get the perfect girl, i mean wtf. I see humans getting their heads chopped off, fells nothing, but that shit...................

1. I killed a hurt mice
2. I fucked 2 of my cousins
3. Lost my virginity at age 11
4. I get easy emotionel

I dont watch it i leave her to it go in other room on Sup Forums or just potter about in garden.but yeah can see what you mean about love stuff being more powerfull than bad shit

What do you specific get emotional about?

I've only mentioned it once before and that was in one of these threads.

When i was 8 a friend of my parents made me blow him for pretty much the entire year. He had free access to me every Saturday for a couple of hours. I hated it but also liked it at the same time. He kinda made me feel proud of myself. He was never interested in my penor, just wanted me suck him off.

I've never felt this way, happens everytime i watch it, the show is not even good, mediocre at best. fuck me im lost

are you faggot now?

27 yo mother
3 yo son
Spanking him makes me feel happy

I'm drinking myself to death on prepose, life has nothing to offer me.

Nah. Definitely not. A couple years ago I hooked up with a fag 'just to check'.

I just went straight into kid mode. Sucked him off, he tried it with me but I hated it, couldn't get hard. I told him I'd never done anything like that before, he said he didn't believe me, coz I was great at giving head, better than most guys.

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Semi related.... At house partys I like to take a piss in the hosts electrical kettle and then set it to boil. Sometimes I'd tape the switch down so it couldn't turn off and I'd let it boil all my urine off. I'd immediately leave afterwards.

I prefer soggy cereal over crunchy

Did you fuck the 2 cousins at the same time?

So, what you are saying is that he really didn't make you do anything.

I've been trying to do the same thing, do explain how you pulled that one off.

Well after about the 3rd time no. I would just go straight to work.

I poop in the shower.
I've never been caught, never told anyone and have been doing it 3x's a day since I was 9.
I'm 25 now.

I've done that a few time. Once I just took a liquid shit in the shower. It was good because it just went straight down the drain without me having to push it down with my feet.

>push it down with my feet
This is the pleb tier of shower pooping.
Use your hands fraidy cat you have soap right fucking there.
It's not like it's on your hands forever.

I can't be bothered to bend down. Hell, if I can't be bothered to take a shit then shower you can bet your ass I'm not doing more than necessary to make sure shit doesn't clog the drain.

Deal with your sexual abuse issues user

when I'm in the shower on my period I shoot water up my vagina to clean out the blood and I squish the blood clots with my toes

I am a fairly well known celebrity who got huge success last year. I am really into watersports and incest porn, like bigly into it. I also made a really bad deal with a bad comrade and I think I might be catching up to me. Sad.

Kek
quick logdown:
>Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal log-line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
>said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
>He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
>He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your fucking throat

I do this too, I hate the pee drop down the pants, and if the towel is there- meh

Probably my biggest secret is I flick my nip when I jerked off. Not a big one and it's super common, it just feels like such a bitch thing to do. I've admitting to doing butt stuff to get off but literally never the nipple thing

Inb4 Brendan Fraser

Super interesting
If I was a girl I'd squish them with my fingers
I mean I squish my phlegm around

i secretly hate Sup Forums
i dont know why im i here

I hate my step-kids. I hate all children of divorce. I spend hours dreaming of ways to fuck their relationship with their mother. I was able to convince my wife to turn her own son in to the cops for smoking pot. (for his own good). Kid got probation and has to piss test montly. I will never stop until he does time. Stepdaughter is a piece of shit and is fucking her life up ok on her won. I know all you little rejects probably will be angry with me because you all are products of divorce. I hope you all die in a fire. Do your natural parents a favor and leave.

1. nothing turns me on like incest porn, although I would never fuck a family member.
2. I fingered my GF's sicko best friend while she was passed out drunk.
3. I once put a scissor in between the couch pillows at my dads house in the hope that my stepmom would sit on it, however it backfired and severed an artery on my dads friend.

That's why you squat.
Takes pressure off the bowel to make it easier and more comfortable.

Was groomed by a gay pedo as a kid, had no idea it was happening, though he never actually did anything to me because he got caught messing with his son and arrested before he got to that point with me.

>that image that perfectly embodies a woman menstrual period

Could you describe the first time giving him a blowjob? How did he make/convince you?

Did you swallow for him?

Voted Hillary in the 2016 election, I feel so dirty