quick logdown:
>Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal log-line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
>said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
>He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
>He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your fucking throat
Quick logdown:
Kayden Lee
Juan Johnson
Rolling for a log
Juan Cook
Log/10
Would suck again
Jackson Diaz
Dubs logged.
Asher Miller
kys
sage inn all fields
Jayden Sullivan
Fucking kek
Nolan Young
...
Blake Thompson
...
Ryder Lee
>2009
Now go upstairs and hang with your mom kiddo
Parker Parker
>Implying they got rid of sage, moot did a 180 for no reason and re implemented it
Embarrassing tbh famalam
Dylan Collins
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Brandon Jones
lol you fucking low test cucks couldn't even handle one of his shits without vomiting.
Evan White
Jealous you haven't gotten the chance to suck a log yet, user? Understandable
Daniel Powell
...
Dylan Perry
...
Brandon Cook
...
Robert Parker
Logged
Carson Bell
...
Noah Sullivan
Dubs logged
Leo Peterson
...
Mason Murphy
...
David Powell
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Ian Richardson
Checked and logged