Guess my age and kink(s)

guess my age and kink(s).

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b8/10

quick logdown:
>Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal log-line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
>said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
>He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
>He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your fucking throat

go2bed

19 and extreme anal

20, probably a discreet dominatrix

21 and Being a sissy faggot?

Show us your dick.

Tits or gtfo

u got 1 bit right

20 and Extreme anal?

femenine penis

Was it extreme anal because I knew you be the one that likes anal

You're a needy teen faggot, who stole this pic from the Internet. What happened brah, did a mean lady call you a bad word?

23 and above kink^

I hate the term penis, reminds me of a lab.

I prefer dick, but I'll take boy clit.

19
Passive missionary, no blowjobs.

this is me!

kill yorself traggot

21, anal and choking

No?

I'm going to go with no.

How big is your ding dong?
Pics for research.

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Post timestamp then we'll belive you

Girl I guessed something right I should get a reward

How do we know you're not just getting these pics off google or something?

You look like a slav boy with long hair and a dress.
I'd deffo fuck you.

This

Okay 19 and loves rape kink or forced

offended everyone thinks im a trap

bowchan/10 faggot

timestamp with tits or gtfo

Timestamp

Sure ok kid.

That's becase you are, even though this isn't a real photo of you, the user behind it is a sissy faggot. Show us your dick.

Add my kik so I can totally prove them wrong

Yep, trap

considering its /b, I don't believe they 'think' your a trap, they are hoping your a trap. Its just one long freudian slip.

27
Pretending to be a girl.

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>implying you're not part of Sup Forums in every way, including trap faggotry

Pussy lips spread or gtfo trap fag.

this

ITT: newfags don't recognise this cocksucking bitch from 5+ years ago

desperate queer

Younger than 20

Hm....I'm gonna guess you're 19 and you hail from . If not, then I'd bet you're at least open to interesting kinks like those from /d/. Pic related.

I feel the need to go start a fetish thread now....

Bump

If that's what /d/ has to offer, I'm glad I've never been there.

That's a super tame fetish, user. Believe it or not, it's really popular with sub femanons.

If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

Male, 23, Likes catfishing

If that's tame I'd hate to know what's considered out there.

Tits timestamp or gtfo

i find your lack of penis pics disturbing

This

Why does everyone think she has a dick ?

>If that's tame I'd hate to know what's considered out there.
You asked for it!

Pic related is a femanon calling for help because she's slowly turning into a male zebra. Can you imagine her fear? She's slowly losing everything, including her humanity and even her very gender.

>Why does everyone think she has a dick ?
They're only hoping, I think.

19, pissplay and sex with animals

I brought this upon myself.

Because that's how it always turns out.

15 and daddy issues

this

22

do you not know how to rotate images?

C-can you give me your phone number?

23 and getting fucked by dogs

Still no time stamp.

19 and breeding

How many rings does your penis have?

You are 12, and your 'kink' is pretending to be a girl on the internet for the purposes of sad lonely masturbation in your fat sister's underwear.

>anywhere between 16 and 26
>missionary for the sole purpose of procreation, and sex before marriage

And she wears a hijab while she does it.

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>19
>BDSM, being treated like a dog

>19
>Being a Muslim women getting beaten for showing your ankle?

>22
>into hairy hindu anus

>47
>posing as a teenage girl

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10 niggers

What happened to Sup Forums?

its tits or gtfo.

>I brought this upon myself.
Indeed, you did. But, we're not all about weird stuff. We've got some pretty hot stuff, too.

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