How did Sup Forums loose its virginity?

How did Sup Forums loose its virginity?
>How
>how old you were
>who

>It was in the back of a friends car
>18
> with a girl that I just met that nigh at a Halloween party. She's dead now

>shes dead now

OP, I think you went a little too hard.

If you're a KV then post stats
>Age
>when do you think you'll loose it

She died after getting into a drug induced coma

>on bed, cowgirl style with parents in other room
>15
>gf at the time

she OD'd on all that roofie

How old was she, pedofag?

>At a party, after drinking too much
>17
>girl i'd never seen or talked to before, found out later that she was 15 at the time
>the sex was terrible

Haha what made the sex terrible, if you remember?

17, I think. Or maybe my age. Didn't care enough to ask

>In my hotel room, on a business trip to a nearby country,
>21
>Cute 18yo(?) femboy off craigslist

No regrets. Well, except that he wasn't local AND IVE NEVER GOT LAID SINCE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

How long has it been?

Did she kill herself soon after, or wait a few years?

>summer seaside vacation playful "wrestling" turned fuck
>i was 14yo
>my sister's bestie, 11yo

>never
>i'm 29
>nobody
kill me already

>she was just like wanna fuck in her room
>15
>ex gf, proper fuckin SJW type, and a bit psycho

...

>21
>on plentyoffish
>talk to a few girls but one in particular is a crazy sex addict
>Talk for a while, she knows i'm a virgin
>She's excited to take my virginity I don't know why
>I go to her house one day
>We don't even talk for 5 minutes and she's already naked and begging me to fuck her
>Fuck her on her sofa
>I have various relationships through the years and always end up caving in and fucking her at some point through my relationships

>14
>goth girl from school
>said she regretted it afterwords and never wanted to talk to me again

5 years 435 days

Did that make you feel like shit or?

Kek

>be me,grade 8
>Did I stttttttttuttttttttttttter Sup Forumsitch? yes
>send me to language teacher
>it's ok user, rest your head on my bossom

you know the rest

fuckingher.PNG!

pic related: my middle school teacher

shouldn't share, but everyone knows now anyway

miss that pussy

>She's dead now

did she died the night you lost your virginity?

yeah I thought about killing myself but I was too much of a pussy to do it

...

>lost my V card to miss teen USA
> was too drunk to remember any of it
>her roommate had to tell me

It was just general discomfort coupled with a massive guilt trip.

also the condom broke but im in the clear because i didnt cum at all

> I picked up an older, Mexican streetwalker in Milan and brought her up to my hotel room. When she dropped her pants I started to freak out, afraid there was a cock, she got spooked by my freaking out and almost left. She spoke no English, neither of us spoke Italian, and I only knew a few words of Spanish. I forget what I paid, a few hundred dollars. She was tubby and not much to look at. She had recently had a baby and was lactating. I fucked her, she blew me, I fucked her ass with shampoo for lube. Condoms all the way. I barely felt it, condoms really kill it for me.
> I was 23.
> As I said, she was older, maybe mid-30s. She had a gut. She was too dark for my tastes. We couldn't communicate. I am sure she told me her name, but it immediately left my head. I can't really picture her face.

I am 38 now, I have had sex with 2 civilians and a bunch of hookers. Only had one serious relationship and one casual one. Life sucks.

>bed, missionary
>16
>cheap prostitute

>17
>Was gf. I had a lot of grinding humping bj hj since I was 15.
We fucked weekly for 3 hours. She would cum 6 - 7 times during the fuck. We could only fuck once a week because we could only afford to rent a room weekly. House was always busy and never an option

>a few hundred dollars
>picked up an older, Mexican streetwalker
>I fucked her ass with shampoo for lube.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha GOLD

>gayfag here
>20 at the time
>was dating this one dude for about a month
>we had done oral but not intercourse up until that point
>Him: Korean twink
>Me: White bear
> nottropeyatall.png
>Rutted him in my bedroom for a solid hour or so before busting in his ass
>meh.jpg

I don't really see the big deal about sex.It's good but I don't understand people who feel the need to put it on this big platform and those who weep about a "dry spell".

couldn't cum smashing 15 year old pussy raw your first time.

i have bad news, user: yuou are faggot.

I lost my virginity when Sharjah Ruler staffers abducted me from my parents home (cuz Sharjah Ruler hates my tribe for bullying him in the 5th grade, they lied to him and made him fuck his sister where she lost her virginity and all the town knew).

His Australian friends and Jews were busy molesting me (120 people) while he kept harassing me by forcing his staffers "females" to show me their pussies, he taught me what's the difference between white, black, hairy, slim, fat, tall & tucked in pussy. He even explained to me the clits of the pussy or lips and their usage. He even explained what's the most sensitive part of the vagina that women touch to arouse themselves, then he explained what's fapping and how sexually pumping it is.

I think he sent a little girl (her parents are Pakistanis who work for him, she was at my age 4-7 years old) where he was placing her in a room with Aussies so that she watch them making love, having sex and kissing.

That's when he agreed with her or taught her to do the same things to me as she will get toys to play with.

p.s: I already tried to kill Sharjah Ruler twice, 3rd time will be constant.

>a few hundred dollars.

that's awfully expensive for a nasty street whore

it was real uncomfortable my man, had some painful bruises on my dick the day after too

>Mom drove me 250 miles to my college gf's dorm
>15
>Hippie slut I met when I was in 9th grade and she was a senior
>Mom bought me ice cream on the way home

with a chick I met on the Internet

I was 17 and we were just chilling outside and I ended up convincing her to suck me off in the forest, ended up getting caught by some grandma so we went deeper into the forest and that's where I fucked her

you are faggot. but you know that don't you

In a squat a friend lived in with my gf at the time. Was 18, she was 15, we were on the run from police for something, can't remember now.

Good times

>had some painful bruises on my dick

you're doing it wrong

I was 19 watching porn with a guy buddy friend.
He knew a lot of bitches cause he was in a well known band in my town.
Some married slut called him up and we met up with them at a motel.
When we arrived, two girls were in a pool topless.
It was weird at first cause I was shy. I waited for a while to put moves on one of the girls, but after that I fucked her in the same room while my buddy banged out the other vagina on the bed next to us.
I then fucked my slut in the pool, in the shower, and explored her vag with my fingers too dubs the gspot.
To say the least tho, I sucked at fucking compared to now.
I drive a slut crazy in bed cause I fuck like a pornstar.
You know it's funny when you fuck a girl who's in a long term relationship.
Usually the girl says, "Wow. I haven't been fucked this hard na long time."
I surprise the sluts in relationships.
I guess their boyfriends get lazy about pounding her meat cause they think they got her on lock.
Better watch yo girl when I'm n town.
I'm a good guy turned baddddddddd.
I'll rock your slut's world because she chose to hang with a guy like me.

It could have been less, I'm really not sure. It was like 4 or 5 hours in total. It was a long time ago. It was right around the time the Euro appeared, which only makes it harder to remember.

I arranged a massage through the hotel during that trip too. I was all amped up to get sex off the masseuse, this was before the hooker. It turned out she was a shiatsu type (you wear clothes and it's semi-violent stretching and shit). I thought it was gonna be like naked with oil, and I answered the door in just a towel. I didn't have the right kind of clothes, just business stuff, so we settled on me wearing boxers and an undershirt. She wasn't really attractive, 40-something blonde, athletic. I remember kinda dozing off at one point, and then becoming alert and finding my semi-erect cock flopped out towards my belly. That was the first time a woman saw my cock. The last time was when I was 6 or 7 and had to do sit ups in gym and I wasn't wearing underwear and had been paired up with a girl to hold my ankles.

I think it was the missing out on the massage sex that made me decide to really go for it.

I a;so went to this bar in the hotel's neighborhood one night, that I heard was full of hookers. It turned out to be African nigger bitches. No way I'd ever do that.

I didn't do a hooker again until I was in my relationship for 6 months to a year. We had a pregnancy issue, and she didn't hesitate to end it, without even considering keeping it. Then I found a pregnant hooker on CragisList while I was outside DC. She was also Mexican, but very white with blonde hair. Fantastic body. I had a good time with her. Then I got really into asian massage parlors, which is my preferred way of getting a hooker, although I do incalls too.

I was 10.
She was 24.
She was a teacher's assistant who volunteered to tutor me after school.
Big tits. Sucked my dick. Showed me how to eat pussy. Taught me everything I know about sex. She makes the song "fat bottomed girls" by queen, come to mind. Very relatable. Best year of my youth. I've had A LOT of sex since then. Particularly, from middle to highschool. Everything I learned from her, I practiced on other girls. I mostly just stay in long term relationships now, and it fucking sucks. I'm ready to be single again.

I miss her. Best time of my youth. And I had fun growing up, besides that. She was like pic related, minus the tattoo on her arm.

>first time
>doing it right

???

Putting your dick in a shit hole doesn't make you a non-virgin

> (You)
>>first time
>>doing it right
>???

I don't care how much you suck your first time, you don't end up with bruises on your cock.

first time sucks because you blow in 3 seconds and it's all over, not because smashing 15 year old raw pussy can't make you cum.

user is faggot

>I was 15
>fell out of car drunk at 40 mph
>taken to chicks apt. to dr me up
>wake up stuck to sheet some 25 yr old blown me
>mounts my dick and rides one out
>two weeks l8r at dr. got the clap
>talk about luck

>Junior high
>so I was probably 14/15
>had a gf
>together for probably 9months at the time
>always sucked my dick and I ate her pussy, but that was about as far as we went
>one day at store with mom and I asked her to buy me condoms
>she did because she is super hippy and sex positive and wanted me to be safe
>Gf over, laying in my bed watching tv or something
>pull out condoms, she looks at them and I let out a heinous laugh which still haunts me to this day
>she agrees
>I throw one on and we go at it
>she tries to stop me because lit feels to good"
>wtf does that mean
> hold her arms down so she can't push me off
>ends up being awesome
>Fuck like rabbits for a few months
>one day condom comes off and I come inside her
>she freaks out, I freak out
> I say something like "I'd kill myself if you got preggers"
>leads to our break up
>now she's a cow married to a Jew
>dodged a bullet

Everything went alright

Bruh if you're not barebacking African hookers then you're not living.

was she nurse? why they take you to her? nurses are awesome, so caring, so giving, not afraid of anything becuase they handle bodily fluids every day. such sloots.

nah just some ho's apartment my buddy knew

shud i greentext mine?

too soon you bastard. too soon.

my mom's a nurse you fat cunt

you mad bru

she is a freaky sloot. maybe it's time for you to consider some wincest. she'll do it. she wiped your ass before, she can wipe it again. and lick this time.

too soon but holy fuck i havent laughed that hard all week

jk everyone knows i have 2 dads

Is this a god damn share thread, or not? WHY ARE YOU ASKING THEN? Green text before I reach through your shit, and punch your shit in the face.

You're just going to magically see a big fist come through your shit, and reach out to strangle you.

I fucked an Indian hooker once. I don't know why, other than like Sunny Leone and Aishwarya Rai, they aren't hot. And they are really gross, wiping their asses with their hands and all that. I was just in a weird mood, in a hotel in Cambridge, MA. She was a little chunky and nothing great. The sex was okay. During round two, she started bleeding on me. I was pretty annoyed and let her know, then I started scrubbing the blood out of the sheets, and she left. I was even more pissed, because I wanted to finish in her mouth at least.

13, girlfriend was 15, had her in catgirl attire. Did it on Halloween. A weaboos wet dream.

>Tfw she just got married to a lady

Honestly don't think sex that early was good for my head.

I had a paper route when I was a kid, I had sex with the fat chick who had an adjoining route a few times one summer. I was 12, she was 14. I would sometimes go over to her house after we got done because both her parents worked. Didn't have sex again until I was 16.

Found out a few years later that her dad started diddling her when she was 9. He went to jail when we were both in high school for fucking another little girl.

>i have 2 dads

they will definitely rim your asshole

>21
>decide it's getting really weird that i'm still a virgin
>get gf
>put penis in vagina
>pump repeatedly
>can't even cum after 1 hour
>after a few tries manage to cum
>not a virgin
>can now blame bad relationship experience to avoid getting gf

...

They already have

>Never
>40
>nobody

of course they have

you just said you were 18 fuckin lier

Holy shit. So she was close to her period, or just got off it. Fucking SICK

>pedof

HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!!!!!

shud i greentext the only time i had sex which was 10 years ago
mfw i wanna commit suicide

>At a friends house
>15
>A 25 yo cock hungry slut

>kill herself

implying

>13
>hang out with ex gf and her friend
>watching cabin fever in the basement
>ex gf says she wants me to be her first because she doesn't want to lose her virginity to her current boyfriend
>we're in a mattress on the floor with one blanket
>her friend is our watch but she's like 5 ft away from us in a rocking chair
>no lube or foreplay
>she looks uncomfortable or in pain
>blurt out "sorry I'm big"
>cum in 3-4 pumps
>get scolded by her parents upstairs because she has hickies from her boyfriend but they thought I did it

She has a kid now and I fucked her again years later but she was drunk and said I raped her. Her story didn't hold up because I made regular appearances at that party while everyone just saw her get trashed. Don't regret starting early but she's terrible now and I've forgotten about her for the most part

12
walking in the woods with my friend and she tripped and grabbed my dick
things escalated
the end

>said I raped her.

hate it when that happens. some cunt back at university did that to me. total bullshit. thank god she never called the cops by tried to smear my reputation. people ended up believing me in the end because she talked alot about how many other times she got raped and her dad and brother had to hunt the guy down. people realized she was full of shit.

Yeah she had the same history so I talked with people after she passed out and made sure they knew everything. Didn't even stay in the same bed with her so she woke up alone.